Welcome to the Hlockey International Playoffs. We've got a lot of games ahead of us.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins π are ready to go.
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The Akron Aliens π½ are here.
The Traverse City Trash Cans ποΈ are ready to go.
The Sherbrooke Stallions π are here.
Of course we've got the Duluth Dragons π.
The Circleville Pumpkins π are ready to go.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers πͺ¦ are ready to go.
We've got the Fremont Foxesπ¦.
The Toronto Teeth π¦· are ready to take on their traditional rivals.
We've got the Schenectady Skeletons π©».
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The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks π are here.
We've got the Kansas City Kites πͺ.
Look forward to seeing the Nacogdoches No π ββοΈ on the ice.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests 𦬠made it in to the playoffs.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars π² are ready to go.
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The Thunder Bay Thunder βοΈ have been strong this year.
The Provo Pirates π΄ββ οΈ are ready to go.
The Williston Warlocks π§ββοΈ are considered to be contenders.
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Welcome to Fayetteville Four O'Clocks vs. Kalamazoo Koalas. Tournament round 1. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. Game on.
The starting lineup for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks consists of are Beckman Cherny, Walt Pilgrim, Ames Strike, Jim Norwood, and Sage Ippolito.
Playing for the Kalamazoo Koalas we have are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
A pass by Kyle Perdedor.
Kyle Perdedor takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
A pass by Kyle Perdedor.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike passes to Kyle Perdedor.
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Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
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Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks's Sage Ippolito makes a filthy pass to Jim Norwood.
Sage Ippolito slams in to Cara Wallace and knocks out 1.363364354500361 teeth.
Sage Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Beckman Cherny.
Felienne Shrike makes a pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy executes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Fayetteville Four O'Clocks!
Good pass from Felienne Shrike to Kyle Perdedor.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Walt Pilgrim cycles to Jim Norwood.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy cycles to Felienne Shrike.
A pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
None of you are free of sin.
Kyle Perdedor passes to Felienne Shrike.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
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Sage Ippolito makes a filthy pass to Beckman Cherny.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Chance Strike shoots, it goes wild, into Fayetteville Four O'Clocks's net!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Cara Wallace passes.
Sage Ippolito does the give-and-go to Beckman Cherny.
Kyle Perdedor does the give-and-go.
Felienne Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Felienne Shrike returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass by Sage Ippolito.
Beckman Cherny executes a clean pass.
Sage Ippolito executes a clean pass to Ames Strike.
You don't see that every day.
The puck is passed to Kyle Perdedor.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Kalamazoo Koalas.
Assist by Kyle Perdedor, passing to Chance Strike.
Scoring for the Kalamazoo Koalas, was Chance Strike.
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
Kyle Perdedor sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Felienne Shrike.
Chance Strike executes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Kyle Perdedor is sent to limbo.
Kyle Perdedor returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Kyle Perdedor does the give-and-go to Felienne Shrike.
Keeping the momentum going, Felienne Shrike makes a clean pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Felienne Shrike hits the puck, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
A pass by Walt Pilgrim.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks's Jim Norwood passes to Walt Pilgrim.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Felienne Shrike goes tape to tape to Kyle Perdedor.
The puck is passed to Chance Strike.
Felienne Shrike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 2
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Sage Ippolito passes to Jim Norwood.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Felienne Shrike passes to Cara Wallace.
Cara Wallace executes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike tries to line up the shot, but it goes in the other team's net! A point for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks!
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Jim Norwood sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ames Strike.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
Keeping the momentum going, Ames Strike makes a pass to Walt Pilgrim.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Chance Strike makes a pass to Felienne Shrike.
That was exceptional!
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Kyle Perdedor goes tape to tape to Felienne Shrike.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Kalamazoo Koalas, was Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 5.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
You don't see that every day!
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Cara Wallace sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Perdedor.
Scoring for the Kalamazoo Koalas, was Felienne Shrike.
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 6.
A pass by Walt Pilgrim.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 6.
Game over. Final score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 6
The Kalamazoo Koalas are now 1-0. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are 0-1.
Welcome to Duluth Dragons vs. Saskatoon Steelmen. Tournament round 1. The Duluth Dragons currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Saskatoon Steelmen currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The teams are lining up.
The Duluth Dragons have a starting lineup of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
The starting lineup for the Saskatoon Steelmen consists of are Stacey Augenbrecht, Chance Everest, Quincy Euler, Thricebedamned Federvieh, and Nance Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Duluth Dragons 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 0.
Chance Everest goes tape to tape to Nance Perdedor.
Adam Scoresby goes tape to tape, Jules Sheen picks it up.
Jason Pattern passes to Jules Sheen.
Good pass from Jules Sheen to Adam Scoresby.
Seldom Henge does the give-and-go to Jules Sheen.
They're on their game tonight!
A pass to Jules Sheen.
Keeping the momentum going, Adam Scoresby passes to Jason Pattern.
Jason Pattern makes a pass.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Jason Pattern.
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Nance Perdedor exchanges to Chance Everest.
The Saskatoon Steelmen are on the move
Nance Perdedor goes tape to tape.
Chance Everest passes to Nance Perdedor.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Duluth Dragons 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 0.
Chance Everest cycles, Stacey Augenbrecht picks it up.
Markus Boniface does the give-and-go to Adam Scoresby.
Chance Everest sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Nance Perdedor.
Keeping the momentum going, Nance Perdedor cycles to Chance Everest.
Nance Perdedor passed to Chance Everest, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Saskatoon Steelmen, was Chance Everest.
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
Thricebedamned Federvieh makes a filthy pass to Nance Perdedor.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
A pass to Jules Sheen.
Adam Scoresby exchanges.
The puck is passed to Quincy Euler.
Markus Boniface cycles.
Adam Scoresby makes a filthy pass to Markus Boniface.
Yeesh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Jason Pattern makes a clean pass, Markus Boniface picks it up.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Duluth Dragons 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Duluth Dragons 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 1
Keeping the momentum going, Chance Everest goes tape to tape to Nance Perdedor.
Good pass from Adam Scoresby to Seldom Henge.
Adam Scoresby exchanges.
A pass to Nance Perdedor.
Good pass from Nance Perdedor to Thricebedamned Federvieh.
The puck is passed to Nance Perdedor.
Nance Perdedor was knocked out of the rink.
Nance Perdedor returns to the rink.
Jason Pattern passes.
The Saskatoon Steelmen are on the move
The Saskatoon Steelmen's Stacey Augenbrecht does the give-and-go to Nance Perdedor.
Seldom Henge takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 2, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
The puck is passed to Markus Boniface.
A pass by Adam Scoresby.
Jules Sheen passes to Seldom Henge.
Jules Sheen takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 3, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
This is getting intense.
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Stacey Augenbrecht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Nance Perdedor.
The Saskatoon Steelmen's Quincy Euler bats it with the stick, it goes wild, into Duluth Dragons's net!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 4, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
Scoring for the Saskatoon Steelmen, was Stacey Augenbrecht.
Current score, Duluth Dragons 4, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
A pass to Markus Boniface.
Jason Pattern passed to Markus Boniface, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Markus Boniface.
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 5, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
Jason Pattern executes a clean pass to Adam Scoresby.
Nance Perdedor takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 5, Saskatoon Steelmen 3.
Thricebedamned Federvieh goes tape to tape.
Thricebedamned Federvieh passed to Nance Perdedor, setting up the score.
Nance Perdedor takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 5, Saskatoon Steelmen 4.
Thricebedamned Federvieh takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 5, Saskatoon Steelmen 5.
Well, that's embarassing. Thricebedamned Federvieh just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 6, Saskatoon Steelmen 5.
Well, that's embarassing. Nance Perdedor just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 7, Saskatoon Steelmen 5.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Duluth Dragons 7, Saskatoon Steelmen 5.
Game over. Final score, Duluth Dragons 7, Saskatoon Steelmen 5
The Duluth Dragons are now 1-0. The Saskatoon Steelmen are 0-1.
Welcome to Sherbrooke Stallions vs. Thunder Bay Thunder. Round 1 of the tournament. The Sherbrooke Stallions currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. Let's go!
Playing for the Sherbrooke Stallions are are Jason Aaronson, Vivian Duchamp, Colson Ifferfehl, Ben Malaprop, and Kendall Bellevue.
Starting for the Thunder Bay Thunder are are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 0, Thunder Bay Thunder 0.
Lee Tao goes tape to tape.
Scoring for the Sherbrooke Stallions, was Kendall Bellevue.
Current score, Sherbrooke Stallions 1, Thunder Bay Thunder 0.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
This is getting intense!
Lee Tao does the give-and-go to Scotty Capstan.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Kendall Bellevue.
Kelvin Montgomery sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Scotty Capstan.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Lee Tao.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
A pass by Scotty Capstan.
Vivian Duchamp makes a clean pass.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
Ben Malaprop takes the shot. The Sherbrooke Stallions score!
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 0.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Ben Malaprop does the give-and-go.
Kendall Bellevue does the give-and-go to Vivian Duchamp.
A pass to Colson Ifferfehl.
Win Substance goes tape to tape, Scotty Capstan picks it up.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 0.
Vivian Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kendall Bellevue.
A pass by Scotty Capstan.
The Thunder Bay Thunder's Kelvin Montgomery exchanges to Scotty Capstan.
The Sherbrooke Stallions's Kendall Bellevue does the give-and-go to Ben Malaprop.
The Thunder Bay Thunder are keeping the pressure on!
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
Current score, Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 1.
Lee Tao passes to Scotty Capstan.
Assist by Lee Tao, passing to Scotty Capstan.
Scotty Capstan takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 2.
Ben Malaprop executes a clean pass to Vivian Duchamp.
A pass by Kendall Bellevue.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The Thunder Bay Thunder's Kelvin Montgomery does the give-and-go to Lee Tao.
Lee Tao goes tape to tape.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 2.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 2
puck_2 is sent to limbo.
puck_2 returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery exchanges to Scotty Capstan.
The Thunder Bay Thunder's Scotty Capstan does the give-and-go to Kelvin Montgomery.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
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Keeping the momentum going, Greg Firth passes to Kelvin Montgomery.
The puck is passed to Scotty Capstan.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
Vivian Duchamp makes a pass to Colson Ifferfehl.
Good pass from Colson Ifferfehl to Kendall Bellevue.
Kendall Bellevue sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ben Malaprop.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 2.057456679539045 teeth.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Ben Malaprop cycles to Kendall Bellevue.
Kendall Bellevue passes to Ben Malaprop.
The Sherbrooke Stallions's Vivian Duchamp cycles to Colson Ifferfehl.
Scotty Capstan executes a clean pass to Lee Tao.
Lee Tao makes a filthy pass to Kelvin Montgomery.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan exchanges to Kelvin Montgomery.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 2.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 2
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Lee Tao.
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 3.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Win Substance cycles to Kelvin Montgomery.
Kelvin Montgomery executes a clean pass to Scotty Capstan.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Win Substance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Lee Tao.
I can't believe what I'm watching.
Vivian Duchamp makes a clean pass to Ben Malaprop.
Lee Tao does the give-and-go.
Keeping the momentum going, Colson Ifferfehl makes a pass to Kendall Bellevue.
The Sherbrooke Stallions are on the move
You don't see that every day.
The puck is passed to Greg Firth.
Kendall Bellevue sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Vivian Duchamp.
A pass to Scotty Capstan.
Vivian Duchamp passes, Kendall Bellevue picks it up.
Kelvin Montgomery does the give-and-go to Scotty Capstan.
Kelvin Montgomery passed to Scotty Capstan, setting up the score.
Scotty Capstan takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
Current score, Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 4.
And that's the end of period 5; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 4.
Game over. Final score, Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Thunder Bay Thunder 4
The Thunder Bay Thunder are now 1-0. The Sherbrooke Stallions are 0-1.
Welcome to Kansas City Kites vs. Fremont Foxes. Tournament round 1. The Kansas City Kites currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Fremont Foxes currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. It's time for some Hlockey!
Playing for the Kansas City Kites are are Tory Harkness, Vivian Substance, Clementine Ko, Coop Calvin, and Ulysses Young.
Playing for the Fremont Foxes we have are Hank Delaunay, Joe O'Shaughnessy, Chance Balustrade, Quoththeraven Chevalier, and Ulysses Englestein.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Fremont Foxes 0.
The Kansas City Kites are on the move
Ulysses Young slams in to Quoththeraven Chevalier and knocks out 1.0519038356488497 teeth.
Scoring for the Kansas City Kites, was Clementine Ko.
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Fremont Foxes 0.
Clementine Ko slams in to Ulysses Englestein and knocks out 1.413526187887135 teeth.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Tory Harkness passes to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko passes to Tory Harkness.
Clementine Ko goes tape to tape to Ulysses Young.
Ulysses Young slams in to Quoththeraven Chevalier and knocks out 1.259014106368701 teeth.
Ulysses Young was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
Tory Harkness takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 2, Fremont Foxes 0.
A pass to Ulysses Englestein.
Ulysses Englestein makes a pass to Chance Balustrade.
A pass by Ulysses Englestein.
Chance Balustrade exchanges to Ulysses Englestein.
Joe O'Shaughnessy does the give-and-go to Ulysses Englestein.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko makes a clean pass to Vivian Substance.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Ulysses Englestein passes to Hank Delaunay.
Keeping the momentum going, Ulysses Englestein executes a clean pass to Quoththeraven Chevalier.
The Fremont Foxes are on the move
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kansas City Kites 2, Fremont Foxes 0.
Coop Calvin passes.
Coop Calvin passed to Tory Harkness, setting up the score.
Tory Harkness takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 3, Fremont Foxes 0.
Ulysses Young is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
Ulysses Young is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
That sucked.
The Kansas City Kites's Coop Calvin makes a filthy pass to Clementine Ko.
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Clementine Ko cycles to Ulysses Young.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Youch! Looks like that hurt.
Joe O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Englestein.
They're gonna remember that one.
Ulysses Englestein makes a clean pass.
Joe O'Shaughnessy makes a filthy pass to Chance Balustrade.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Chance Balustrade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Englestein.
Ulysses Englestein executes a clean pass to Hank Delaunay.
A pass to Clementine Ko.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Young.
Good pass from Chance Balustrade to Quoththeraven Chevalier.
Tory Harkness slams in to Coop Calvin and knocks out 1.280164908829881 teeth.
Good pass from Hank Delaunay to Ulysses Englestein.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kansas City Kites 3, Fremont Foxes 0.
Game over. Final score, Kansas City Kites 3, Fremont Foxes 0
The Kansas City Kites are now 1-0. The Fremont Foxes are 0-1.
Welcome to Hadleyburg Haze vs. Pueblo Punch. Round 1 of the tournament. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Pueblo Punch currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape.
Playing for the Hadleyburg Haze we have are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
Starting for the Pueblo Punch are are Pyotr Devereaux, Quinn Aaronson, Willamette Corbusier, Quentin Nevermore, and Walt Duvoir.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 0, Pueblo Punch 0.
A pass by Ames Pines.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
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Trish Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sherman Douglas.
Willamette Corbusier sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Quentin Nevermore.
Darren Shrike cycles to Jim Usual.
Quinn Aaronson makes a filthy pass to Walt Duvoir.
A pass by Jim Usual.
Quinn Aaronson was knocked out of the rink.
Quinn Aaronson returns to the rink.
Quentin Nevermore exchanges to Quinn Aaronson.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Ames Pines.
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Pueblo Punch 0.
Willamette Corbusier goes tape to tape to Pyotr Devereaux.
Assist by Willamette Corbusier, passing to Pyotr Devereaux.
Pyotr Devereaux takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
The score stands at Hadleyburg Haze 1, Pueblo Punch 1.
Quinn Aaronson exchanges to Pyotr Devereaux.
Darren Shrike exchanges to Jim Usual.
Jim Usual does the give-and-go, Ames Pines picks it up.
Ames Pines goes tape to tape, Darren Shrike picks it up.
Keeping the momentum going, Ames Pines passes to Trish Zee.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Willamette Corbusier makes a pass to Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson makes a clean pass to Willamette Corbusier.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 1, Pueblo Punch 1.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Willamette Corbusier and knocks out 1.05842448149858 teeth.
Darren Shrike slams in to Walt Duvoir and knocks out 1.1658052153720353 teeth.
The puck is passed to Walt Duvoir.
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Quentin Nevermore does the give-and-go to Quinn Aaronson.
Willamette Corbusier makes a clean pass to Quinn Aaronson.
Trish Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ames Pines.
Trish Zee takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 2, Pueblo Punch 1.
Ames Pines sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Darren Shrike.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Darren Shrike passes to Trish Zee.
A pass by Jim Usual.
Pyotr Devereaux passes.
Quentin Nevermore executes a clean pass, Pyotr Devereaux picks it up.
Quinn Aaronson passes to Walt Duvoir.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 2, Pueblo Punch 1.
Game over. Final score, Hadleyburg Haze 2, Pueblo Punch 1
The Hadleyburg Haze are now 1-0. The Pueblo Punch are 0-1.
Welcome to Shreveport Hlockey Players vs. Milwaukee Marxists. This is round 1 in the playoffs. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. It's time for some Hlockey!
The Shreveport Hlockey Players have a starting lineup of are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
Playing for the Milwaukee Marxists are are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 0.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Sage Balustrade.
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Larry Douglas makes a pass to Jasmine Norwood.
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Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson is sent to limbo.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Cat Ko.
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Gus Jefferson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Don Calvin.
Don Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Gus Jefferson.
Gus Jefferson exchanges to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass by Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Matthew Bilge.
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Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Larry Douglas executes a clean pass to Jasmine Norwood.
The Milwaukee Marxists are on the move
Jasmine Norwood exchanges.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass by Larry Douglas.
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Keeping the momentum going, Cory Ippolito goes tape to tape to Cat Ko.
You saw it here, folks!
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Larry Douglas tries to line up the shot, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Shreveport Hlockey Players!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
A pass by Walt Tao.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Larry Douglas.
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Sage Balustrade goes tape to tape to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are on the move
Larry Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sage Balustrade.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Don Calvin makes a clean pass to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson exchanges to Matthew Bilge.
Larry Douglas passes to Cat Ko.
A pass to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Cory Ippolito exchanges to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Larry Douglas makes a clean pass to Cat Ko.
Rouen Pattern executes a clean pass to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Cory Ippolito does the give-and-go to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Cory Ippolito.
A pass to Larry Douglas.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Walt Tao makes a clean pass to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
Game over. Final score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Milwaukee Marxists 3
The Milwaukee Marxists are now 1-0. The Shreveport Hlockey Players are 0-1.
Welcome to Eureka Euphemisms vs. Provo Pirates. Tournament round 1. The Eureka Euphemisms currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Provo Pirates currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey.
The starting lineup for the Eureka Euphemisms consists of are Fred Bannister, Kendall Montgomery, Joe Zee, Walt Stroop, and Narrow Short.
Playing for the Provo Pirates are are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 0.
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The Eureka Euphemisms's Fred Bannister takes a swipe, the puck goes wild, into Provo Pirates's net!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 1.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a pass to Percy Duchamp.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst makes a clean pass to Colton Naw.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Provo Pirates.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Colton Naw.
The puck is passed to Fred Bannister.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sorrel Karst.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Fred Bannister passes to Narrow Short.
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Ouch. Looks like that hurt.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Eureka Euphemisms!
I can't believe what I'm watching!
Joe Zee cycles to Narrow Short.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass by Joe Zee.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 1.
Colton Naw exchanges to Percy Duchamp.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
The Provo Pirates's Jacan Dovecote makes a filthy pass to Percy Duchamp.
Yeesh! That looked painful.
Well, that's embarassing. Kendall Montgomery just managed to hit the puck into the Provo Pirates's goal!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 2.
A pass by Duncan Vance.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Colton Naw passed to Duncan Vance, setting up the score.
Duncan Vance takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 3.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Duncan Vance.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp executes a clean pass to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw cycles to Percy Duchamp.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 3.
Game over. Final score, Eureka Euphemisms 0, Provo Pirates 3
The Provo Pirates are now 1-0. The Eureka Euphemisms are 0-1.
Welcome to Nacogdoches No vs. Toronto Teeth. Round 1 of the tournament. The Nacogdoches No currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Toronto Teeth currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. Let's see how these teams do.
The starting lineup for the Nacogdoches No consists of are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
Playing for the Toronto Teeth we have are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Nacogdoches No 0, Toronto Teeth 0.
Larry Tulle sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ivan Diesel.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Ivan Diesel.
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 0, Toronto Teeth 1.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Bella Phoneme cycles, Larry Tulle picks it up.
Ivan Diesel exchanges to Larry Tulle.
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Stacey Firth passes to Pierre Firth.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Ivan Diesel executes a clean pass to Bella Phoneme.
Wake Pattern cycles to Insultia Mink.
Bella Phoneme exchanges to Ivan Diesel.
Keeping the momentum going, Ivan Diesel executes a clean pass to Bella Phoneme.
Scoring for the Nacogdoches No, was Insultia Mink.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 1, Toronto Teeth 1.
The Nacogdoches No are on the move
Assist by Wake Pattern, passing to Insultia Mink.
Insultia Mink takes the shot. The Nacogdoches No score!
Current score, Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 1.
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A pass to Wake Pattern.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Oof! That looked painful.
Stacey Firth cycles to Olgun Stigmata.
Ivan Diesel was knocked out of the rink.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
The Toronto Teeth's Bella Phoneme makes a filthy pass to Jim Nevermore.
Insultia Mink executes a clean pass to Olgun Stigmata.
Tammy Mink makes a clean pass.
Wake Pattern makes a clean pass to Insultia Mink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 1.
Insultia Mink makes a pass.
The Toronto Teeth are on the move
The Toronto Teeth are on the move
Olgun Stigmata executes a clean pass to Wake Pattern.
Wake Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Olgun Stigmata.
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Keeping the momentum going, Tammy Mink exchanges to Jim Nevermore.
Good pass from Larry Tulle to Jim Nevermore.
Larry Tulle slams in to Bella Phoneme and knocks out 1.606672926848452 teeth.
The Toronto Teeth are keeping them off balance.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Stacey Firth goes tape to tape to Insultia Mink.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Insultia Mink makes a pass, Stacey Firth picks it up.
The Nacogdoches No are on the move
Jim Nevermore takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 2.
Assist by Larry Tulle, passing to Ivan Diesel.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Ivan Diesel.
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 3.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 3.
Game over. Final score, Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 3
The Toronto Teeth are now 1-0. The Nacogdoches No are 0-1.
Welcome to Circleville Pumpkins vs. Grand Forks Silverware. Round 1 of the tournament. The Circleville Pumpkins currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Grand Forks Silverware currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. That was a beautiful rendition of the national anthem.
Starting for the Circleville Pumpkins are are Fred Docent, Finch Cavalcade, Chuck Calvin, Vanessa Fysher, and Bob Naw.
The starting lineup for the Grand Forks Silverware consists of are Thricebedamned Douglas, Barrett Dufort, River Firth, Anj Duchamp, and Felienne Augenbrecht.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 0.
Felienne Augenbrecht goes tape to tape, Thricebedamned Douglas picks it up.
Felienne Augenbrecht exchanges to Thricebedamned Douglas.
Scoring for the Grand Forks Silverware, was Thricebedamned Douglas.
The score stands at Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
A pass to Fred Docent.
A pass by Fred Docent.
What is this shit.
Fred Docent executes a clean pass.
Finch Cavalcade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Fred Docent.
A pass to River Firth.
Thricebedamned Douglas passed to River Firth, setting up the score.
River Firth takes the shot. The Grand Forks Silverware score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Keeping the momentum going, River Firth does the give-and-go to Felienne Augenbrecht.
A pass to Finch Cavalcade.
Finch Cavalcade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Fred Docent.
Oof. That looked painful.
Good pass from Fred Docent to Finch Cavalcade.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Finch Cavalcade makes a pass to Vanessa Fysher.
Vanessa Fysher makes a pass to Fred Docent.
Bob Naw passes to Finch Cavalcade.
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Vanessa Fysher goes tape to tape.
Fred Docent does the give-and-go.
The Circleville Pumpkins are keeping the pressure on.
Anj Duchamp makes a filthy pass, River Firth picks it up.
Keeping the momentum going, Anj Duchamp makes a filthy pass to Felienne Augenbrecht.
Good pass from Bob Naw to Finch Cavalcade.
The Circleville Pumpkins are on the move
Thricebedamned Douglas goes tape to tape, Barrett Dufort picks it up.
Chuck Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Vanessa Fysher.
Barrett Dufort exchanges to Anj Duchamp.
Chuck Calvin passed to Vanessa Fysher, setting up the score.
Vanessa Fysher connects, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Grand Forks Silverware!
The score stands at Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
Thricebedamned Douglas takes the shot. The Grand Forks Silverware score!
The score stands at Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 4.
Scoring for the Grand Forks Silverware, was River Firth.
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 5.
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A pass to Vanessa Fysher.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 5.
Game over. Final score, Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 5
The Grand Forks Silverware are now 1-0. The Circleville Pumpkins are 0-1.
Welcome to Rapid City Runners vs. Akron Aliens. This is round 1 in the playoffs. The Rapid City Runners currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Akron Aliens currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The teams are lining up!
Starting for the Rapid City Runners are are Miles Hickerson, Chuck Substance, Pierre Boniface, Ulysses Grant, and Al Grant.
Playing for the Akron Aliens are are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Rapid City Runners 0, Akron Aliens 0.
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Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Al Grant.
Al Grant cycles to Pierre Boniface.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass by Pierre Boniface.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
That sucked.
A pass to Bethny Hicks.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Aaron Stroop.
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 0, Akron Aliens 1.
Keeping the momentum going, Bethny Hicks exchanges to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
You saw it here, folks.
Mark Montgimery makes a clean pass to Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Bethny Hicks executes a clean pass to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Rapid City Runners are on the move
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Rapid City Runners 0, Akron Aliens 1.
Al Grant makes a clean pass to Ulysses Grant.
Jim Scoresby bats it with the stick, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Rapid City Runners!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 1.
Chuck Substance executes a clean pass to Ulysses Grant.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Yeesh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Bethny Hicks was knocked out of the rink.
Bethny Hicks returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass to Chuck Substance.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Grant.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Grant makes a pass to Pierre Boniface.
Pierre Boniface is sent to limbo.
Pierre Boniface returns to the rink.
A pass by Ulysses Hound.
Jim Scoresby sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Aaron Stroop.
Aaron Stroop goes tape to tape to Mark Montgimery.
Mark Montgimery does the give-and-go, Aaron Stroop picks it up.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 1.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 1
Mark Montgimery passes, Bethny Hicks picks it up.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Ulysses Hound.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 2.
Ulysses Grant passes to Miles Hickerson.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
I can hardly keep up!
Ulysses Grant goes tape to tape to Miles Hickerson.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop makes a filthy pass to Jim Scoresby.
Bethny Hicks goes tape to tape, Jim Scoresby picks it up.
Keeping the momentum going, Jim Scoresby executes a clean pass to Ulysses Hound.
Jim Scoresby sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Hound.
Good pass from Ulysses Hound to Aaron Stroop.
Assist by Ulysses Hound, passing to Aaron Stroop.
Aaron Stroop takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 3.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound makes a filthy pass to Bethny Hicks.
Assist by Ulysses Hound, passing to Bethny Hicks.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Bethny Hicks.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 4.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass by Pierre Boniface.
A pass to Bethny Hicks.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Bethny Hicks exchanges.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
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Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop makes a filthy pass to Bethny Hicks.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Chuck Substance does the give-and-go to Miles Hickerson.
Pierre Boniface makes a filthy pass to Al Grant.
Al Grant makes a pass.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 4.
Game over. Final score, Rapid City Runners 1, Akron Aliens 4
The Akron Aliens are now 1-0. The Rapid City Runners are 0-1.
Welcome to Cedar Rapids Cedars vs. Burnaby Bankmen. Round 1 of the tournament. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Burnaby Bankmen currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars have a starting lineup of are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
The starting lineup for the Burnaby Bankmen consists of are Vivian Thorn, Jules Yi, Thricebedamned Levendre, Bella Mange, and Tammy Specht.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Burnaby Bankmen 0.
Let's see if that works out for them.
Tammy Specht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bella Mange.
A pass to Vivian Thorn.
That's a unique way to play!
You don't see that in videogames!
The Burnaby Bankmen's Tammy Specht executes a clean pass to Bella Mange.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Burnaby Bankmen!
Thricebedamned Levendre passed to Tammy Specht, setting up the score.
The Burnaby Bankmen's Tammy Specht takes a swipe, the puck goes wild, into Cedar Rapids Cedars's net!
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 0.
Youch! That looked painful.
The Burnaby Bankmen's Tammy Specht goes tape to tape to Vivian Thorn.
A pass by Lucifer Livermore.
A pass to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Thricebedamned Levendre cycles to Bella Mange.
Bella Mange executes a clean pass to Tammy Specht.
Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.
I can hardly keep up.
Tammy Specht exchanges, Bella Mange picks it up.
Keeping the momentum going, Bella Mange goes tape to tape to Tammy Specht.
A pass by Vivian Thorn.
Tammy Specht makes a clean pass to Bella Mange.
Bella Mange makes a filthy pass to Vivian Thorn.
The Burnaby Bankmen are on the move
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 0.
Bella Mange takes the shot. The Burnaby Bankmen score!
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 1.
Good pass from Bella Mange to Tammy Specht.
I can hardly keep up!
A pass to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Thricebedamned Levendre exchanges to Vivian Thorn.
Good pass from Vivian Thorn to Tammy Specht.
The Burnaby Bankmen's Tammy Specht cycles to Bella Mange.
Bella Mange passes to Tammy Specht.
Tammy Specht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bella Mange.
Vivian Thorn cycles to Bella Mange.
A pass to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Thricebedamned Levendre makes a filthy pass to Bella Mange.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Lucifer Livermore tries to line up the shot, it goes wild, into Burnaby Bankmen's net!
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 2.
Thricebedamned Levendre executes a clean pass to Bella Mange.
The puck is passed to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Scoring for the Burnaby Bankmen, was Bella Mange.
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 3.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 3.
Game over. Final score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Burnaby Bankmen 3
The Burnaby Bankmen are now 1-0. The Cedar Rapids Cedars are 0-1.
Welcome to Hudson Bay Harlequins vs. Schenectady Skeletons. Tournament round 1. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Schenectady Skeletons currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey.
The starting lineup for the Hudson Bay Harlequins consists of are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
The Schenectady Skeletons have a starting lineup of are Insultia Bishop, Alan Capstan, Falchion Mayoral, Dani Evans, and Olivia Pattern.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 0.
Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Eyrie Ippolito.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Bannister.
None of you are free of sin.
A pass by Shawn Wolfenstein.
Julie Chevalier makes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Falchion Mayoral was knocked out of the rink.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
Eyrie Ippolito makes a pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Alan Capstan takes the shot. The Schenectady Skeletons score!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 1.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister makes a filthy pass to Karina Douglas.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Hudson Bay Harlequins.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
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I can hardly keep up!
Karina Douglas was knocked out of the rink.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
Alan Capstan slams in to Dani Evans and knocks out 1.0863889765625914 teeth.
A pass by Olivia Pattern.
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Shawn Wolfenstein.
A pass by Shawn Wolfenstein.
A pass to Dani Evans.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Karina Douglas.
They're on their game tonight!
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Karina Douglas.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 1.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Dani Evans and knocks out 1.224076591530963 teeth.
A pass by Olivia Pattern.
The puck is passed to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Keeping the momentum going, Shawn Wolfenstein exchanges to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister shoots, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Schenectady Skeletons!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 2.
Karina Douglas slams in to Olivia Pattern and knocks out 1.626417135397047 teeth.
Dani Evans makes a filthy pass to Falchion Mayoral.
Good pass from Eyrie Ippolito to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Good pass from Thricebedamned Bannister to Karina Douglas.
Insultia Bishop makes a clean pass to Alan Capstan.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Alan Capstan cycles to Falchion Mayoral.
A pass by Karina Douglas.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Karina Douglas was knocked out of the rink.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
Alan Capstan passes to Insultia Bishop.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Insultia Bishop passes to Alan Capstan.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 2.
Game over. Final score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Schenectady Skeletons 2
The Schenectady Skeletons are now 1-0. The Hudson Bay Harlequins are 0-1.
Welcome to Traverse City Trash Cans vs. Rochester Raccoons. Round 1 of the tournament. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. The Rochester Raccoons currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. Game on.
Starting for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
Playing for the Rochester Raccoons are are Ingrid Cherny, Nic Substance, Winifred Georgewardly, Nic Levendre, and Pyotr Harkness.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Rochester Raccoons 0.
The Rochester Raccoons's Nic Substance passes to Pyotr Harkness.
A pass to Zefram Scoresby.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Good pass from Xavier Augenbrecht to Esther Dovecote.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Esther Dovecote makes a filthy pass to Markus Tooth.
The Rochester Raccoons's Nic Levendre makes a pass to Nic Substance.
Winifred Georgewardly passes to Ingrid Cherny.
Zacharias Bones makes a clean pass.
Markus Tooth makes a clean pass to Zefram Scoresby.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Markus Tooth sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Esther Dovecote.
Esther Dovecote goes tape to tape, Xavier Augenbrecht picks it up.
The Traverse City Trash Cans are on the move
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Levendre makes a clean pass to Pyotr Harkness.
Assist by Nic Levendre, passing to Pyotr Harkness.
Pyotr Harkness takes the shot. The Rochester Raccoons score!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Rochester Raccoons 1.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Rochester Raccoons 1.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Rochester Raccoons 1.
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The puck is passed to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Zefram Scoresby passed to Xavier Augenbrecht, setting up the score.
Xavier Augenbrecht takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Rochester Raccoons 1.
A pass by Ingrid Cherny.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Substance executes a clean pass.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness exchanges to Ingrid Cherny.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ingrid Cherny sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Pyotr Harkness.
A pass by Pyotr Harkness.
Xavier Augenbrecht goes tape to tape to Esther Dovecote.
Nic Levendre sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Winifred Georgewardly.
Winifred Georgewardly makes a filthy pass to Nic Levendre.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Ingrid Cherny.
A pass by Ingrid Cherny.
Esther Dovecote sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Markus Tooth.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ingrid Cherny makes a clean pass to Pyotr Harkness.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Rochester Raccoons 1.
Game over. Final score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Rochester Raccoons 1
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 1-0. The Rochester Raccoons are 0-1.
Welcome to West Lafayette Wildebeests vs. Grand Rapids Gravediggers. Round 1 of the tournament. The West Lafayette Wildebeests currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 0 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape.
Playing for the West Lafayette Wildebeests we have are Darren Dubnov, Aaron Cherny, Markus Mirkowski, Felienne Devereaux, and Faysal Rackham.
Starting for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers are are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Jack Devereaux makes a filthy pass to Stella Hicks.
Jasmine Drang makes a pass to Jack Devereaux.
A pass to Jasmine Drang.
Jasmine Drang makes a clean pass.
Jasmine Drang passed to Jack Devereaux, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers, was Jack Devereaux.
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1.
Ouch. Looks like that hurt.
Ouch. That looked painful.
Scoring for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers, was Jasmine Drang.
The score stands at West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests's Markus Mirkowski shoots, the hot puck goes wild, into Grand Rapids Gravediggers's net!
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
Markus Mirkowski takes the shot. The West Lafayette Wildebeests score!
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
I can't believe what I'm watching.
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Keeping the momentum going, Aaron Cherny passes to Faysal Rackham.
Kyle Purcell is sent to limbo.
Kyle Purcell returns to the rink.
Well, that's embarassing. Stella Hicks just managed to hit the puck into the West Lafayette Wildebeests's goal!
The score stands at West Lafayette Wildebeests 2, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
Keeping the momentum going, Jasmine Drang executes a clean pass to Stella Hicks.
The puck is passed to Jasmine Drang.
Good pass from Jasmine Drang to Stella Hicks.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests's Darren Dubnov passes to Markus Mirkowski.
Markus Mirkowski exchanges to Faysal Rackham.
The puck is passed to Stella Hicks.
Good pass from Faysal Rackham to Aaron Cherny.
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
Scoring for the West Lafayette Wildebeests, was Faysal Rackham.
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
Scoring for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers, was Jack Devereaux.
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 4.
Felienne Devereaux sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Faysal Rackham.
Stella Hicks goes tape to tape to Jasmine Drang.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 4.
Game over. Final score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 4
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are now 1-0. The West Lafayette Wildebeests are 0-1.
Welcome to Schenectady Skeletons vs. Akron Aliens. This is round 2 in the playoffs. The Schenectady Skeletons currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Akron Aliens currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. It's time for some Hlockey!
Starting for the Schenectady Skeletons are are Insultia Bishop, Alan Capstan, Falchion Mayoral, Dani Evans, and Olivia Pattern.
Playing for the Akron Aliens we have are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 0, Akron Aliens 0.
The Schenectady Skeletons are on the move
Falchion Mayoral passes to Alan Capstan.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound goes tape to tape to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Good pass from Alan Capstan to Dani Evans.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Alan Capstan and knocks out 1.2361103190272469 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
They're gonna remember that one!
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 0, Akron Aliens 1.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Falchion Mayoral was knocked out of the rink.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Alan Capstan passes to Insultia Bishop.
A pass to Ulysses Hound.
Alan Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Insultia Bishop.
Insultia Bishop goes tape to tape to Alan Capstan.
A pass to Olivia Pattern.
Mark Montgimery passed to Ulysses Hound, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Ulysses Hound.
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 0, Akron Aliens 2.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
I can hardly keep up!
A pass by Insultia Bishop.
Keeping the momentum going, Bethny Hicks executes a clean pass to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Alan Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Dani Evans.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 0, Akron Aliens 2.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
The Akron Aliens are on the move
A pass to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass to Mark Montgimery.
Dani Evans executes a clean pass to Alan Capstan.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Olivia Pattern takes the shot. The Schenectady Skeletons score!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 1, Akron Aliens 2.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby executes a clean pass to Ulysses Hound.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass by Falchion Mayoral.
Oof! That's gonna leave a mark.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Insultia Bishop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Falchion Mayoral.
Insultia Bishop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Alan Capstan.
Alan Capstan does the give-and-go to Insultia Bishop.
A pass to Insultia Bishop.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The Schenectady Skeletons's Insultia Bishop makes a clean pass to Alan Capstan.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Aaron Stroop.
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 1, Akron Aliens 3.
Alan Capstan executes a clean pass to Falchion Mayoral.
You don't see that in videogames!
A pass to Falchion Mayoral.
Falchion Mayoral slams in to Dani Evans and knocks out 1.1781159725051191 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 1, Akron Aliens 3.
Game over. Final score, Schenectady Skeletons 1, Akron Aliens 3
The Akron Aliens are now 2-0. The Schenectady Skeletons are 1-1.
Welcome to Grand Rapids Gravediggers vs. Nacogdoches No. This is round 2 in the playoffs. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Nacogdoches No currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The teams are lining up.
Playing for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers are are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
Starting for the Nacogdoches No are are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Nacogdoches No 0.
Wake Pattern slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.0175996257398745 teeth.
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Wake Pattern is sent to limbo.
Wake Pattern returns to the rink.
Oof. Looks like that hurt.
A pass by Stacey Firth.
Kyle Purcell exchanges to Stella Hicks.
Stella Hicks passes to Jack Devereaux.
A pass to Olgun Stigmata.
Good pass from Olgun Stigmata to Wake Pattern.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Nacogdoches No 0.
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Assist by Wake Pattern, passing to Insultia Mink.
Insultia Mink takes the shot. The Nacogdoches No score!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Nacogdoches No 1.
Jasmine Drang sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Terrence Devereaux.
A pass by Jasmine Drang.
Insultia Mink bats it with the stick, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 1.
Jasmine Drang sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jack Devereaux.
Olgun Stigmata passes to Pierre Firth.
Pierre Firth makes a clean pass to Stacey Firth.
Stella Hicks slams in to Stacey Firth and knocks out 1.0770127457720433 teeth.
Insultia Mink slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.198716964473675 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 1.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 1
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Stella Hicks makes a pass to Jack Devereaux.
The wild puck went into the net! It's the Nacogdoches No's point!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 2.
The Nacogdoches No's Stacey Firth passes to Pierre Firth.
Stacey Firth passed to Pierre Firth, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Nacogdoches No, was Pierre Firth.
Current score, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 3.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Stella Hicks hits it, the puck goes wild, into Nacogdoches No's net!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 4.
Kyle Purcell makes a pass to Jack Devereaux.
The Nacogdoches No's Wake Pattern executes a clean pass to Pierre Firth.
Olgun Stigmata cycles to Insultia Mink.
The Nacogdoches No's Insultia Mink makes a clean pass to Olgun Stigmata.
Wake Pattern cycles to Olgun Stigmata.
Jack Devereaux tries to line up the shot, but the hot puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Nacogdoches No!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1, Nacogdoches No 5.
The Nacogdoches No's Olgun Stigmata bats it with the stick, the puck goes wild, into Grand Rapids Gravediggers's net!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2, Nacogdoches No 5.
Jack Devereaux makes a filthy pass to Terrence Devereaux.
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Jasmine Drang makes a clean pass to Terrence Devereaux.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2, Nacogdoches No 5.
Game over. Final score, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2, Nacogdoches No 5
The Nacogdoches No are now 1-1. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are 1-1.
Welcome to Fayetteville Four O'Clocks vs. Hudson Bay Harlequins. Round 2 of the tournament. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Let's go.
Playing for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are are Beckman Cherny, Walt Pilgrim, Ames Strike, Jim Norwood, and Sage Ippolito.
Playing for the Hudson Bay Harlequins we have are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Karina Douglas.
Karina Douglas exchanges to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass by Thricebedamned Bannister.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Bannister.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Eyrie Ippolito cycles.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass to Karina Douglas.
Karina Douglas does the give-and-go to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister executes a clean pass.
Julie Chevalier makes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are on the move
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Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.
Sage Ippolito goes tape to tape to Jim Norwood.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Good pass from Eyrie Ippolito to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Keeping the momentum going, Karina Douglas passes to Julie Chevalier.
A pass by Julie Chevalier.
A pass by Thricebedamned Bannister.
Walt Pilgrim makes a clean pass, Sage Ippolito picks it up.
Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Julie Chevalier.
Assist by Thricebedamned Bannister, passing to Julie Chevalier.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Julie Chevalier.
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 2.
Walt Pilgrim slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.3106095987998208 teeth.
Ouch! That looked painful.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 2.
Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Shawn Wolfenstein and knocks out 1.2967671905008016 teeth.
Shawn Wolfenstein exchanges to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Good pass from Walt Pilgrim to Ames Strike.
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Julie Chevalier.
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Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister exchanges to Eyrie Ippolito.
Ames Strike hits it, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Hudson Bay Harlequins!
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 3.
Eyrie Ippolito executes a clean pass, Karina Douglas picks it up.
They're on their game tonight.
Karina Douglas is sent to limbo.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
Shawn Wolfenstein passes to Karina Douglas.
Karina Douglas makes a filthy pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Eyrie Ippolito.
Thricebedamned Bannister takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4.
Walt Pilgrim does the give-and-go to Ames Strike.
Shawn Wolfenstein does the give-and-go.
Walt Pilgrim slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.4322980700552486 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4.
Game over. Final score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are now 1-1. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are 0-2.
Welcome to Fremont Foxes vs. Williston Warlocks. This is round 2 in the playoffs. The Fremont Foxes currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Williston Warlocks currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. It's time for some Hlockey.
The starting lineup for the Fremont Foxes consists of are Hank Delaunay, Joe O'Shaughnessy, Chance Balustrade, Quoththeraven Chevalier, and Ulysses Englestein.
Starting for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Fremont Foxes 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Englestein.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
The puck is passed to Kurt Ford.
Kurt Ford hits it, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Fremont Foxes!
Current score, Fremont Foxes 1, Williston Warlocks 0.
Geoff Stroop takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Fremont Foxes 1, Williston Warlocks 1.
The Williston Warlocks's Kurt Ford goes tape to tape to Stacey Duvoir.
Stacey Duvoir passes to Kurt Ford.
Kurt Ford sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Tulle.
The Fremont Foxes are keeping the pressure on!
A pass to Geoff Stroop.
Kurt Ford passed to Geoff Stroop, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Geoff Stroop.
Current score, Fremont Foxes 1, Williston Warlocks 2.
Scoring for the Fremont Foxes, was Quoththeraven Chevalier.
Current score, Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 2.
Geoff Stroop passes to Kurt Ford.
Let's see if that works out for them.
Kurt Ford takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 3.
Good pass from Kelvin Tulle to Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 3.
Keeping the momentum going, Kurt Ford executes a clean pass to Kelvin Tulle.
Kurt Ford passed to Kelvin Tulle, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kelvin Tulle.
The score stands at Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 4.
They're gonna remember that one.
Chance Balustrade does the give-and-go to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
Kurt Ford passed to Kelvin Tulle, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kelvin Tulle.
The score stands at Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 5.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Joe O'Shaughnessy slams in to Markus Hsieh and knocks out 1.068995553292276 teeth.
A pass by Kelvin Tulle.
Joe O'Shaughnessy slams in to Quoththeraven Chevalier and knocks out 1.0893831881834228 teeth.
Joe O'Shaughnessy slams in to Quoththeraven Chevalier and knocks out 1.0452694393028408 teeth.
Markus Hsieh passes, Kurt Ford picks it up.
Kurt Ford sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Tulle.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kelvin Tulle.
Current score, Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 6.
Stacey Duvoir makes a filthy pass, Kelvin Tulle picks it up.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
Stacey Duvoir passes to Kurt Ford.
A pass to Geoff Stroop.
The Williston Warlocks's Geoff Stroop makes a pass to Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 6.
Game over. Final score, Fremont Foxes 2, Williston Warlocks 6
The Williston Warlocks are now 2-0. The Fremont Foxes are 0-2.
Welcome to Cedar Rapids Cedars vs. Eureka Euphemisms. Round 2 of the playoffs. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Eureka Euphemisms currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Let's see how these teams do.
Playing for the Cedar Rapids Cedars are are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
Starting for the Eureka Euphemisms are are Fred Bannister, Kendall Montgomery, Joe Zee, Walt Stroop, and Narrow Short.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Eureka Euphemisms 0.
A pass by Walt Stroop.
Fred Bannister goes tape to tape to Joe Zee.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Lucifer Livermore bats it with the stick, the puck goes wild, into Eureka Euphemisms's net!
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Eureka Euphemisms 1.
Lucifer Livermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Patrick Federvieh.
Patrick Federvieh makes a filthy pass to Lucifer Livermore.
Walt Stroop makes a filthy pass, Fred Bannister picks it up.
Assist by Walt Stroop, passing to Fred Bannister.
Fred Bannister takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Eureka Euphemisms 2.
Scoring for the Eureka Euphemisms, was Fred Bannister.
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Eureka Euphemisms 3.
Scoring for the Cedar Rapids Cedars, was Patrick Federvieh.
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 3.
Scoring for the Eureka Euphemisms, was Joe Zee.
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 4.
Terrence Zhang makes a pass to Patrick Federvieh.
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Terrence Zhang makes a pass to Patrick Federvieh.
Lucifer Livermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Zefram Questceque.
A pass to Lucifer Livermore.
Walt Stroop makes a pass to Kendall Montgomery.
Good pass from Terrence Zhang to Patrick Federvieh.
A pass by Narrow Short.
Assist by Narrow Short, passing to Fred Bannister.
Scoring for the Eureka Euphemisms, was Fred Bannister.
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 5.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 5.
Narrow Short takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 6.
Narrow Short cycles, Walt Stroop picks it up.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Walt Stroop makes a pass to Kendall Montgomery.
Patrick Federvieh sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Lucifer Livermore.
Narrow Short does the give-and-go to Walt Stroop.
Patrick Federvieh makes a clean pass to Lucifer Livermore.
Fred Bannister exchanges.
A pass to Patrick Federvieh.
Lucifer Livermore executes a clean pass to Patrick Federvieh.
Kendall Montgomery exchanges to Joe Zee.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Patrick Federvieh makes a clean pass to Terrence Zhang.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 6.
Game over. Final score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1, Eureka Euphemisms 6
The Eureka Euphemisms are now 1-1. The Cedar Rapids Cedars are 0-2.
Welcome to Kansas City Kites vs. Hadleyburg Haze. This is round 2 in the playoffs. The Kansas City Kites currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated.
Playing for the Kansas City Kites are are Tory Harkness, Vivian Substance, Clementine Ko, Coop Calvin, and Ulysses Young.
The starting lineup for the Hadleyburg Haze consists of are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Tory Harkness does the give-and-go to Ulysses Young.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
That's a unique way to play.
Darren Shrike does the give-and-go to Trish Zee.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Trish Zee goes tape to tape to Jim Usual.
What is this, a team of clowns.
Tory Harkness passed to Clementine Ko, setting up the score.
Well, that's embarassing. Clementine Ko just managed to hit the hot puck into the Hadleyburg Haze's goal!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 0, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
What is this shit.
Trish Zee cycles to Darren Shrike.
Darren Shrike passes to Ames Pines.
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Clementine Ko slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.296195443434761 teeth.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Trish Zee passes to Sherman Douglas.
Ulysses Young is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
A pass by Sherman Douglas.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Ulysses Young does the give-and-go to Clementine Ko.
A pass by Trish Zee.
Vivian Substance executes a clean pass to Clementine Ko.
Keeping the momentum going, Ulysses Young passes to Coop Calvin.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
A pass by Coop Calvin.
Coop Calvin slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.1713519137359367 teeth.
A pass to Vivian Substance.
Vivian Substance takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
Good pass from Trish Zee to Jim Usual.
Scoring for the Kansas City Kites, was Tory Harkness.
Current score, Kansas City Kites 2, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Trish Zee.
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 2, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Ulysses Young is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
A pass by Trish Zee.
Sherman Douglas exchanges to Trish Zee.
Tory Harkness sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coop Calvin.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko slams in to Sherman Douglas and knocks out 1.1539966174361804 teeth.
Clementine Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Young.
A pass to Coop Calvin.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Assist by Ulysses Young, passing to Coop Calvin.
Scoring for the Kansas City Kites, was Coop Calvin.
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 3, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Trish Zee passes, Ames Pines picks it up.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kansas City Kites 3, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Game over. Final score, Kansas City Kites 3, Hadleyburg Haze 2
The Kansas City Kites are now 2-0. The Hadleyburg Haze are 1-1.
Welcome to Traverse City Trash Cans vs. Circleville Pumpkins. Round 2 of the playoffs. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Circleville Pumpkins currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Let's go!
The Traverse City Trash Cans have a starting lineup of are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
The Circleville Pumpkins have a starting lineup of are Fred Docent, Finch Cavalcade, Chuck Calvin, Vanessa Fysher, and Bob Naw.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
Esther Dovecote makes a pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Youch! That looked painful.
Vanessa Fysher makes a filthy pass to Finch Cavalcade.
They're gonna remember that one.
Assist by Markus Tooth, passing to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
A pass to Fred Docent.
That sucked.
Markus Tooth makes a clean pass to Zacharias Bones.
Markus Tooth passed to Zacharias Bones, setting up the score.
Zacharias Bones takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
They're on their game tonight!
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Zacharias Bones cycles to Esther Dovecote.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Esther Dovecote exchanges to Zacharias Bones.
Zacharias Bones passes to Esther Dovecote.
Esther Dovecote passes to Zacharias Bones.
Xavier Augenbrecht exchanges, Zacharias Bones picks it up.
Finch Cavalcade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Fred Docent.
Xavier Augenbrecht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Zefram Scoresby.
Chuck Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Vanessa Fysher.
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Fred Docent makes a clean pass.
The Circleville Pumpkins's Fred Docent passes to Finch Cavalcade.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
Game over. Final score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Circleville Pumpkins 0
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 2-0. The Circleville Pumpkins are 0-2.
Welcome to Thunder Bay Thunder vs. Rochester Raccoons. Round 2 of the playoffs. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Rochester Raccoons currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Let's go!
The Thunder Bay Thunder have a starting lineup of are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
Starting for the Rochester Raccoons are are Ingrid Cherny, Nic Substance, Winifred Georgewardly, Nic Levendre, and Pyotr Harkness.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Kelvin Montgomery exchanges to Win Substance.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Good pass from Nic Levendre to Ingrid Cherny.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Scotty Capstan.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Ingrid Cherny sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Nic Substance.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
The Thunder Bay Thunder are on the move
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Nic Levendre does the give-and-go to Pyotr Harkness.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan does the give-and-go, Kelvin Montgomery picks it up.
Scotty Capstan passed to Kelvin Montgomery, setting up the score.
Kelvin Montgomery takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 2.1999963819619133 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Win Substance exchanges to Scotty Capstan.
Scotty Capstan takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 2, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 2.9068709198906175 teeth.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Nic Substance passes to Nic Levendre.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Winifred Georgewardly exchanges, Pyotr Harkness picks it up.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Good pass from Scotty Capstan to Kelvin Montgomery.
A pass to Scotty Capstan.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 2, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 1.3557889149979812 teeth.
A pass to Lee Tao.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Winifred Georgewardly and knocks out 1.2713771436576775 teeth.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Winifred Georgewardly and knocks out 1.6716327885637796 teeth.
Kelvin Montgomery executes a clean pass to Greg Firth.
Assist by Lee Tao, passing to Scotty Capstan.
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Scotty Capstan.
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 3, Rochester Raccoons 0.
That's a unique way to play.
Scotty Capstan takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 4, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Winifred Georgewardly and knocks out 1.2299162744186554 teeth.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
That sucked.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Lee Tao.
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Rochester Raccoons 0.
The Rochester Raccoons are keeping them off balance!
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery cycles to Scotty Capstan.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery makes a clean pass to Lee Tao.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Game over. Final score, Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Rochester Raccoons 0
The Thunder Bay Thunder are now 2-0. The Rochester Raccoons are 0-2.
Welcome to Burnaby Bankmen vs. Shreveport Hlockey Players. This is round 2 in the playoffs. The Burnaby Bankmen currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. It's time for some Hlockey!
Playing for the Burnaby Bankmen we have are Vivian Thorn, Jules Yi, Thricebedamned Levendre, Bella Mange, and Tammy Specht.
Playing for the Shreveport Hlockey Players are are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0.
Tammy Specht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bella Mange.
Tammy Specht passed to Bella Mange, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Burnaby Bankmen, was Bella Mange.
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0.
The puck is passed to Tammy Specht.
A pass to Vivian Thorn.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Tammy Specht passed to Vivian Thorn, setting up the score.
Vivian Thorn shoots, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Shreveport Hlockey Players!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 1.
None of you are free of sin.
Thricebedamned Levendre goes tape to tape to Bella Mange.
I can't believe what I'm watching!
Tammy Specht makes a pass.
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Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin cycles to Walt Tao.
Gus Jefferson was knocked out of the rink.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Gus Jefferson.
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Keeping the momentum going, Bella Mange passes to Tammy Specht.
Don Calvin exchanges to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson takes the shot. The Shreveport Hlockey Players score!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3.
A pass by Vivian Thorn.
The Burnaby Bankmen's Tammy Specht does the give-and-go to Bella Mange.
Assist by Tammy Specht, passing to Bella Mange.
Bella Mange takes the shot. The Burnaby Bankmen score!
Current score, Burnaby Bankmen 2, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson is sent to limbo.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Burnaby Bankmen are on the move
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Tammy Specht goes tape to tape to Bella Mange.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are on the move
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson is sent to limbo.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 2, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3.
Game over. Final score, Burnaby Bankmen 2, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are now 1-1. The Burnaby Bankmen are 1-1.
Welcome to Pueblo Punch vs. Milwaukee Marxists. Round 2 of the playoffs. The Pueblo Punch currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. It's time for some Hlockey...
The Pueblo Punch have a starting lineup of are Pyotr Devereaux, Quinn Aaronson, Willamette Corbusier, Quentin Nevermore, and Walt Duvoir.
Playing for the Milwaukee Marxists are are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Pueblo Punch 0, Milwaukee Marxists 0.
Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 0, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Quinn Aaronson takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 1, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Keeping the momentum going, Sage Balustrade executes a clean pass to Larry Douglas.
What is this, a team of clowns!
Sage Balustrade makes a pass.
Larry Douglas makes a pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Pyotr Devereaux sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Quinn Aaronson.
Yeesh! That looked painful.
Quinn Aaronson takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.0259239580617914 teeth.
Cory Ippolito makes a clean pass to Sage Balustrade.
Quentin Nevermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Willamette Corbusier.
Walt Duvoir passes to Quentin Nevermore.
Quentin Nevermore takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 3, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
A pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Sage Balustrade passes to Larry Douglas.
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Jasmine Norwood executes a clean pass to Larry Douglas.
A pass by Cat Ko.
Quentin Nevermore exchanges to Quinn Aaronson.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Jasmine Norwood.
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 3, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Pueblo Punch 3, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Pyotr Devereaux does the give-and-go, Willamette Corbusier picks it up.
The Pueblo Punch's Willamette Corbusier exchanges to Quinn Aaronson.
A pass to Quinn Aaronson.
Good pass from Larry Douglas to Jasmine Norwood.
Keeping the momentum going, Quinn Aaronson exchanges to Quentin Nevermore.
Good pass from Quentin Nevermore to Quinn Aaronson.
Larry Douglas slams in to Cat Ko and knocks out 1.0832837229078411 teeth.
A pass to Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas passes to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Larry Douglas.
A pass by Willamette Corbusier.
Willamette Corbusier passed to Quentin Nevermore, setting up the score.
Quentin Nevermore takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 4, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Willamette Corbusier makes a pass to Pyotr Devereaux.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.0863996837899863 teeth.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Quinn Aaronson goes tape to tape.
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A pass by Walt Duvoir.
The puck is passed to Willamette Corbusier.
Quinn Aaronson exchanges to Pyotr Devereaux.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.4809921836656343 teeth.
Well, that's embarassing. Quinn Aaronson just managed to hit the biscuit into the Milwaukee Marxists's goal!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 4, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Quinn Aaronson takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 5, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
They're on their game tonight!
Jasmine Norwood sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Pueblo Punch 5, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
Game over. Final score, Pueblo Punch 5, Milwaukee Marxists 3
The Pueblo Punch are now 1-1. The Milwaukee Marxists are 1-1.
Welcome to Grand Forks Silverware vs. Saskatoon Steelmen. Tournament round 2. The Grand Forks Silverware currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Saskatoon Steelmen currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. It's time for some Hlockey!
Playing for the Grand Forks Silverware are are Thricebedamned Douglas, Barrett Dufort, River Firth, Anj Duchamp, and Felienne Augenbrecht.
The starting lineup for the Saskatoon Steelmen consists of are Stacey Augenbrecht, Chance Everest, Quincy Euler, Thricebedamned Federvieh, and Nance Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 0.
Scoring for the Saskatoon Steelmen, was Stacey Augenbrecht.
The score stands at Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
River Firth slams in to Chance Everest and knocks out 1.108191020757697 teeth.
River Firth does the give-and-go to Barrett Dufort.
Nance Perdedor executes a clean pass, Stacey Augenbrecht picks it up.
They're gonna remember that one.
Keeping the momentum going, Nance Perdedor cycles to Quincy Euler.
A pass to River Firth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
A pass to Stacey Augenbrecht.
Nance Perdedor cycles, Quincy Euler picks it up.
Stacey Augenbrecht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Federvieh.
Thricebedamned Federvieh makes a clean pass to Nance Perdedor.
A pass by Nance Perdedor.
Nance Perdedor takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
Nance Perdedor exchanges to Quincy Euler.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
Game over. Final score, Grand Forks Silverware 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 2
The Saskatoon Steelmen are now 1-1. The Grand Forks Silverware are 1-1.
Welcome to Provo Pirates vs. West Lafayette Wildebeests. Tournament round 2. The Provo Pirates currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The West Lafayette Wildebeests currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Let's see how these teams do.
Playing for the Provo Pirates are are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
Starting for the West Lafayette Wildebeests are are Darren Dubnov, Aaron Cherny, Markus Mirkowski, Felienne Devereaux, and Faysal Rackham.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Provo Pirates 0, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.090230348785698 teeth.
Colton Naw takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
Current score, Provo Pirates 1, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
The Provo Pirates's Duncan Vance does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
Keeping the momentum going, Colton Naw exchanges to Percy Duchamp.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Faysal Rackham makes a filthy pass to Markus Mirkowski.
Assist by Faysal Rackham, passing to Felienne Devereaux.
Well, that's embarassing. Felienne Devereaux just managed to hit the biscuit into the Provo Pirates's goal!
Current score, Provo Pirates 2, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests are on the move
Faysal Rackham cycles to Markus Mirkowski.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Duncan Vance.
Keeping the momentum going, Duncan Vance makes a pass to Colton Naw.
Duncan Vance slams in to Felienne Devereaux and knocks out 1.1337253058501284 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Felienne Devereaux goes tape to tape.
A pass to Duncan Vance.
Faysal Rackham makes a clean pass, Darren Dubnov picks it up.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Colton Naw.
Current score, Provo Pirates 3, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Darren Dubnov and knocks out 1.5821219580325283 teeth.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw passes to Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Provo Pirates 3, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Aaron Cherny.
The Provo Pirates are keeping the pressure on.
Good pass from Aaron Cherny to Darren Dubnov.
A pass to Markus Mirkowski.
The Provo Pirates are keeping them off balance!
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp executes a clean pass to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance executes a clean pass.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
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Oof! That's gonna leave a mark.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Percy Duchamp goes tape to tape, Colton Naw picks it up.
The Provo Pirates's Percy Duchamp makes a filthy pass to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
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Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Jacan Dovecote exchanges to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Darren Dubnov and knocks out 1.4146786615054814 teeth.
The puck is passed to Jacan Dovecote.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Duncan Vance.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Provo Pirates 3, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0.
Game over. Final score, Provo Pirates 3, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0
The Provo Pirates are now 2-0. The West Lafayette Wildebeests are 0-2.
Welcome to Rapid City Runners vs. Duluth Dragons. Round 2 of the playoffs. The Rapid City Runners currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Duluth Dragons currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. Here we go!
Starting for the Rapid City Runners are are Miles Hickerson, Chuck Substance, Pierre Boniface, Ulysses Grant, and Al Grant.
The starting lineup for the Duluth Dragons consists of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Rapid City Runners 0, Duluth Dragons 0.
A pass to Ulysses Grant.
Assist by Al Grant, passing to Ulysses Grant.
Ulysses Grant takes the shot. The Rapid City Runners score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 0.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 1.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 2.
A pass to Seldom Henge.
Assist by Jason Pattern, passing to Seldom Henge.
Seldom Henge takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 3.
Miles Hickerson passes to Chuck Substance.
Chuck Substance slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.0255730040969617 teeth.
Good pass from Adam Scoresby to Markus Boniface.
Jules Sheen does the give-and-go to Markus Boniface.
The puck is passed to Chuck Substance.
The Rapid City Runners's Chuck Substance goes tape to tape to Miles Hickerson.
Miles Hickerson makes a filthy pass, Chuck Substance picks it up.
Pierre Boniface exchanges, Ulysses Grant picks it up.
Ulysses Grant sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Chuck Substance.
A pass by Adam Scoresby.
Assist by Adam Scoresby, passing to Markus Boniface.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Markus Boniface.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 4.
Miles Hickerson makes a clean pass to Pierre Boniface.
Miles Hickerson passes to Chuck Substance.
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Chuck Substance slams in to Markus Boniface and knocks out 1.1035756461537787 teeth.
The Rapid City Runners are on the move
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jules Sheen.
Jules Sheen passes to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby does the give-and-go, Jason Pattern picks it up.
Al Grant makes a clean pass to Pierre Boniface.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Rapid City Runners 1, Duluth Dragons 4.
Adam Scoresby does the give-and-go to Jason Pattern.
Miles Hickerson takes the shot. The Rapid City Runners score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 2, Duluth Dragons 4.
Ouch. Looks like that hurt.
Chuck Substance slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.3561517348601506 teeth.
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
The Rapid City Runners's Pierre Boniface makes a clean pass to Chuck Substance.
Jules Sheen passes to Adam Scoresby.
Jason Pattern makes a clean pass to Markus Boniface.
Chuck Substance makes a clean pass to Miles Hickerson.
Chuck Substance passed to Miles Hickerson, setting up the score.
Miles Hickerson takes the shot. The Rapid City Runners score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 3, Duluth Dragons 4.
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Pierre Boniface takes the shot. The Rapid City Runners score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 4, Duluth Dragons 4.
Scoring for the Rapid City Runners, was Chuck Substance.
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 5, Duluth Dragons 4.
A pass by Chuck Substance.
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Jason Pattern passed to Adam Scoresby, setting up the score.
Adam Scoresby takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 5, Duluth Dragons 5.
Pierre Boniface is sent to limbo.
Pierre Boniface returns to the rink.
Jules Sheen is sent to limbo.
Jules Sheen returns to the rink.
The Duluth Dragons's Adam Scoresby goes tape to tape to Markus Boniface.
Markus Boniface exchanges to Adam Scoresby.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Rapid City Runners 5, Duluth Dragons 5.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Rapid City Runners 5, Duluth Dragons 5
Jules Sheen cycles to Markus Boniface.
Ulysses Grant makes a filthy pass to Miles Hickerson.
Miles Hickerson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Grant.
Al Grant slams in to Markus Boniface and knocks out 1.6482215002715677 teeth.
puck_2 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_2 returns to the rink.
Pierre Boniface passes to Chuck Substance.
Jules Sheen sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby tries to line up the shot, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Rapid City Runners!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 6, Duluth Dragons 5.
Seldom Henge makes a clean pass to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Markus Boniface.
The puck is passed to Jason Pattern.
Assist by Markus Boniface, passing to Jason Pattern.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 6, Duluth Dragons 6.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 6, Duluth Dragons 7.
Scoring for the Rapid City Runners, was Miles Hickerson.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 7.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Markus Boniface.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 8.
A pass to Jason Pattern.
Jules Sheen passed to Jason Pattern, setting up the score.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 9.
Jules Sheen sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Markus Boniface.
A pass by Adam Scoresby.
Markus Boniface sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby does the give-and-go to Markus Boniface.
Keeping the momentum going, Adam Scoresby executes a clean pass to Jason Pattern.
Assist by Adam Scoresby, passing to Jason Pattern.
Jason Pattern takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 10.
The Rapid City Runners's Ulysses Grant does the give-and-go to Pierre Boniface.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 10.
Game over. Final score, Rapid City Runners 7, Duluth Dragons 10
The Duluth Dragons are now 2-0. The Rapid City Runners are 0-2.
Welcome to Sherbrooke Stallions vs. Toronto Teeth. Tournament round 2. The Sherbrooke Stallions currently have 0 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Toronto Teeth currently have 1 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. Game on.
Starting for the Sherbrooke Stallions are are Jason Aaronson, Vivian Duchamp, Colson Ifferfehl, Ben Malaprop, and Kendall Bellevue.
Playing for the Toronto Teeth we have are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 0, Toronto Teeth 0.
Larry Tulle sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ivan Diesel.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
Tammy Mink executes a clean pass to Jim Nevermore.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Ben Malaprop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colson Ifferfehl.
The puck is passed to Larry Tulle.
Bella Phoneme does the give-and-go to Larry Tulle.
The Sherbrooke Stallions are on the move
Larry Tulle cycles to Jim Nevermore.
Bella Phoneme sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Tulle.
Jim Nevermore exchanges, Tammy Mink picks it up.
Larry Tulle passes to Ivan Diesel.
Ivan Diesel executes a clean pass, Larry Tulle picks it up.
They're gonna remember that one.
Jason Aaronson slams in to Ben Malaprop and knocks out 1.011076206958631 teeth.
The Toronto Teeth's Ivan Diesel makes a pass to Tammy Mink.
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Bella Phoneme passed to Larry Tulle, setting up the score.
Larry Tulle bats it with the stick, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Sherbrooke Stallions!
Current score, Sherbrooke Stallions 1, Toronto Teeth 0.
Tammy Mink exchanges to Jim Nevermore.
Keeping the momentum going, Ivan Diesel makes a clean pass to Larry Tulle.
Vivian Duchamp cycles to Jason Aaronson.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Toronto Teeth!
The Toronto Teeth's Jim Nevermore makes a filthy pass to Larry Tulle.
Ben Malaprop executes a clean pass, Colson Ifferfehl picks it up.
Ivan Diesel was knocked out of the rink.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
The Sherbrooke Stallions are on the move
Kendall Bellevue passes to Colson Ifferfehl.
This is getting intense.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Larry Tulle.
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 1, Toronto Teeth 1.
Colson Ifferfehl sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ben Malaprop.
Bella Phoneme makes a filthy pass to Jim Nevermore.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 1, Toronto Teeth 1.
A pass by Ivan Diesel.
Bella Phoneme makes a filthy pass to Larry Tulle.
Bella Phoneme passed to Larry Tulle, setting up the score.
Larry Tulle connects, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Sherbrooke Stallions!
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Toronto Teeth 1.
The puck is passed to Jim Nevermore.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Larry Tulle makes a clean pass to Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
A pass to Ivan Diesel.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Assist by Jim Nevermore, passing to Tammy Mink.
Tammy Mink takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
The score stands at Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Toronto Teeth 2.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Youch. That looked painful.
Keeping the momentum going, Larry Tulle makes a pass to Ivan Diesel.
The Toronto Teeth's Tammy Mink goes tape to tape to Larry Tulle.
Assist by Larry Tulle, passing to Ivan Diesel.
Ivan Diesel takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
Current score, Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Toronto Teeth 3.
A pass by Larry Tulle.
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Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Toronto Teeth 3.
Game over. Final score, Sherbrooke Stallions 2, Toronto Teeth 3
The Toronto Teeth are now 2-0. The Sherbrooke Stallions are 0-2.
Welcome to Schenectady Skeletons vs. Milwaukee Marxists. This is round 3 in the playoffs. The Schenectady Skeletons currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. That was a beautiful rendition of the national anthem.
Playing for the Schenectady Skeletons are are Insultia Bishop, Alan Capstan, Falchion Mayoral, Dani Evans, and Olivia Pattern.
Starting for the Milwaukee Marxists are are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 0, Milwaukee Marxists 0.
A pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Larry Douglas passed to Jasmine Norwood, setting up the score.
Jasmine Norwood takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 0, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Jasmine Norwood hits the puck, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Schenectady Skeletons!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 1, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
A pass by Insultia Bishop.
Assist by Insultia Bishop, passing to Alan Capstan.
Alan Capstan takes the shot. The Schenectady Skeletons score!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Falchion Mayoral is sent to limbo.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Cat Ko.
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Larry Douglas exchanges to Cat Ko.
A pass to Falchion Mayoral.
A pass to Dani Evans.
A pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Cory Ippolito.
The Milwaukee Marxists are keeping the pressure on.
Alan Capstan slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.0209649968344503 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Alan Capstan makes a pass to Falchion Mayoral.
Cat Ko cycles.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Cat Ko cycles to Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 2, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Olivia Pattern passes to Insultia Bishop.
A pass to Olivia Pattern.
A pass to Insultia Bishop.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 2, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Cat Ko hits the puck, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Schenectady Skeletons!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 3, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Cat Ko and knocks out 1.3187639199398669 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Larry Douglas cycles to Cat Ko.
I can't believe what I'm watching!
The Schenectady Skeletons are keeping the pressure on.
The puck is passed to Falchion Mayoral.
Alan Capstan slams in to Dani Evans and knocks out 1.0642622740277692 teeth.
Cat Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jasmine Norwood.
Falchion Mayoral is sent to limbo.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
Falchion Mayoral was knocked out of the rink.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
A pass to Cat Ko.
A pass by Cat Ko.
Larry Douglas passed to Jasmine Norwood, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Jasmine Norwood.
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 3, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
Dani Evans makes a clean pass.
Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Larry Douglas.
Insultia Bishop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Olivia Pattern.
Larry Douglas cycles to Sage Balustrade.
Sage Balustrade makes a clean pass.
A pass by Cat Ko.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Jasmine Norwood sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 3, Milwaukee Marxists 4.
Dani Evans does the give-and-go to Alan Capstan.
Larry Douglas makes a pass to Jasmine Norwood.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 3, Milwaukee Marxists 4.
Game over. Final score, Schenectady Skeletons 3, Milwaukee Marxists 4
The Milwaukee Marxists are now 2-1. The Schenectady Skeletons are 1-2.
Welcome to Burnaby Bankmen vs. Williston Warlocks. Tournament round 3. The Burnaby Bankmen currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Williston Warlocks currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. Game on!
Playing for the Burnaby Bankmen are are Vivian Thorn, Jules Yi, Thricebedamned Levendre, Bella Mange, and Tammy Specht.
Starting for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
Vivian Thorn goes tape to tape to Bella Mange.
Stacey Duvoir sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kurt Ford.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
A pass by Kelvin Tulle.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
A pass to Vivian Thorn.
Geoff Stroop makes a clean pass to Kurt Ford.
Jules Yi passes to Thricebedamned Levendre.
The Burnaby Bankmen's Thricebedamned Levendre connects, the puck goes wild, into Williston Warlocks's net!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 1.
Jules Yi tries to line up the shot, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Williston Warlocks!
Current score, Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 2.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Stacey Duvoir makes a filthy pass to Kelvin Tulle.
Kurt Ford makes a pass to Geoff Stroop.
Geoff Stroop passes, Kelvin Tulle picks it up.
Kelvin Tulle passes to Kurt Ford.
Tammy Specht exchanges, Vivian Thorn picks it up.
Vivian Thorn sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Tammy Specht.
Kurt Ford makes a filthy pass to Geoff Stroop.
Thricebedamned Levendre passes to Bella Mange.
Bella Mange passes, Tammy Specht picks it up.
A pass by Bella Mange.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
Assist by Stacey Duvoir, passing to Kelvin Tulle.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kelvin Tulle.
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 3.
Kurt Ford sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Tulle.
Kurt Ford passed to Kelvin Tulle, setting up the score.
Kelvin Tulle takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 4.
Thricebedamned Levendre executes a clean pass to Vivian Thorn.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 4.
A pass to Bella Mange.
Stacey Duvoir makes a filthy pass.
Tammy Specht executes a clean pass.
Markus Hsieh makes a clean pass to Geoff Stroop.
The puck is passed to Kurt Ford.
Tammy Specht exchanges to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Well, that's embarassing. Bella Mange just managed to hit the biscuit into the Williston Warlocks's goal!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Williston Warlocks 5.
Kurt Ford passes to Markus Hsieh.
Bella Mange takes the shot. The Burnaby Bankmen score!
Current score, Burnaby Bankmen 1, Williston Warlocks 5.
A pass by Bella Mange.
Thricebedamned Levendre sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jules Yi.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 1, Williston Warlocks 5.
Game over. Final score, Burnaby Bankmen 1, Williston Warlocks 5
The Williston Warlocks are now 3-0. The Burnaby Bankmen are 1-2.
Welcome to Kansas City Kites vs. Cedar Rapids Cedars. Tournament round 3. The Kansas City Kites currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go!
Playing for the Kansas City Kites are are Tory Harkness, Vivian Substance, Clementine Ko, Coop Calvin, and Ulysses Young.
Starting for the Cedar Rapids Cedars are are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Yeesh! That looked painful.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Lucifer Livermore cycles to Terrence Zhang.
Clementine Ko passes to Ulysses Young.
Ulysses Young slams in to Zefram Questceque and knocks out 1.8462874117008343 teeth.
The Kansas City Kites's Tory Harkness exchanges to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko cycles to Tory Harkness.
Ulysses Young sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Clementine Ko.
Tory Harkness exchanges to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Assist by Tory Harkness, passing to Clementine Ko.
The Kansas City Kites's Clementine Ko connects, it goes wild, into Cedar Rapids Cedars's net!
Current score, Kansas City Kites 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
The Kansas City Kites are on the move
Keeping the momentum going, Coop Calvin does the give-and-go to Clementine Ko.
Lucifer Livermore cycles to Alex Douglas.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Clementine Ko slams in to Zefram Questceque and knocks out 1.5617128123940187 teeth.
Tory Harkness makes a pass to Ulysses Young.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
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Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
The Kansas City Kites are on the move
Tory Harkness executes a clean pass.
Coop Calvin exchanges to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko exchanges to Ulysses Young.
Ulysses Young slams in to Terrence Zhang and knocks out 1.054011859890004 teeth.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Clementine Ko exchanges to Coop Calvin.
A pass by Lucifer Livermore.
Assist by Lucifer Livermore, passing to Alex Douglas.
Alex Douglas takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
Current score, Kansas City Kites 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Coop Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Clementine Ko.
Assist by Coop Calvin, passing to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
Current score, Kansas City Kites 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Terrence Zhang makes a filthy pass to Alex Douglas.
Good pass from Alex Douglas to Lucifer Livermore.
Terrence Zhang sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Lucifer Livermore.
Coop Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Young.
A pass to Vivian Substance.
Vivian Substance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Tory Harkness.
The puck is passed to Terrence Zhang.
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A pass by Terrence Zhang.
A pass to Clementine Ko.
Good pass from Clementine Ko to Ulysses Young.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Ulysses Young makes a filthy pass to Clementine Ko.
The Kansas City Kites are on the move
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And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kansas City Kites 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Game over. Final score, Kansas City Kites 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are now 1-2. The Kansas City Kites are 2-1.
Welcome to Nacogdoches No vs. Toronto Teeth. This is round 3 in the playoffs. The Nacogdoches No currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Toronto Teeth currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. Here we go.
The starting lineup for the Nacogdoches No consists of are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
Playing for the Toronto Teeth we have are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Nacogdoches No 0, Toronto Teeth 0.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore passed to Ivan Diesel, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Ivan Diesel.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 0, Toronto Teeth 1.
A pass by Olgun Stigmata.
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Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Stacey Firth makes a clean pass to Insultia Mink.
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The Toronto Teeth are on the move
Ivan Diesel goes tape to tape.
Ivan Diesel was knocked out of the rink.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
The Toronto Teeth's Tammy Mink cycles to Ivan Diesel.
Assist by Tammy Mink, passing to Ivan Diesel.
Ivan Diesel connects, but it goes in the other team's net! A point for the Nacogdoches No!
Current score, Nacogdoches No 1, Toronto Teeth 1.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Oof! Looks like that hurt.
Good pass from Ivan Diesel to Larry Tulle.
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
Youch! That looked painful.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Nacogdoches No 1, Toronto Teeth 1.
Insultia Mink sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Stacey Firth.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
You saw it here, folks!
You don't see that in videogames!
Scoring for the Nacogdoches No, was Olgun Stigmata.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 1.
Larry Tulle takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 2, Toronto Teeth 2.
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Jim Nevermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ivan Diesel.
Larry Tulle sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bella Phoneme.
Good pass from Bella Phoneme to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle makes a pass to Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore cycles to Larry Tulle.
The Nacogdoches No's Wake Pattern makes a filthy pass to Stacey Firth.
A pass to Tammy Mink.
A pass by Wake Pattern.
Pierre Firth makes a clean pass to Wake Pattern.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Jim Nevermore.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Ivan Diesel was knocked out of the rink.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Nacogdoches No, was Insultia Mink.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 3, Toronto Teeth 2.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Nacogdoches No 3, Toronto Teeth 2.
Game over. Final score, Nacogdoches No 3, Toronto Teeth 2
The Nacogdoches No are now 2-1. The Toronto Teeth are 2-1.
Welcome to Thunder Bay Thunder vs. Hadleyburg Haze. This is round 3 in the playoffs. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey.
The starting lineup for the Thunder Bay Thunder consists of are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
Playing for the Hadleyburg Haze we have are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
A pass to Win Substance.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Win Substance.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery goes tape to tape.
The Thunder Bay Thunder's Kelvin Montgomery goes tape to tape to Scotty Capstan.
Sherman Douglas exchanges, Darren Shrike picks it up.
Ames Pines sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Trish Zee.
Win Substance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Greg Firth.
Jim Usual slams in to Sherman Douglas and knocks out 1.4685780764687195 teeth.
Good pass from Sherman Douglas to Ames Pines.
Scotty Capstan does the give-and-go, Kelvin Montgomery picks it up.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
Lee Tao sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
Ames Pines sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Trish Zee.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
The puck is passed to Ames Pines.
Good pass from Kelvin Montgomery to Win Substance.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
Good pass from Lee Tao to Win Substance.
A pass to Sherman Douglas.
Ames Pines passed to Sherman Douglas, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Sherman Douglas.
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Trish Zee.
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan makes a filthy pass to Lee Tao.
The puck is passed to Ames Pines.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
The Thunder Bay Thunder are keeping them off balance.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.104869865257128 teeth.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Montgomery.
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Scotty Capstan.
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Trish Zee.
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Hadleyburg Haze 3.
The Thunder Bay Thunder are keeping the pressure on.
Sherman Douglas takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Hadleyburg Haze 4.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Hadleyburg Haze 4.
Game over. Final score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Hadleyburg Haze 4
The Hadleyburg Haze are now 2-1. The Thunder Bay Thunder are 2-1.
Welcome to Circleville Pumpkins vs. Grand Forks Silverware. Tournament round 3. The Circleville Pumpkins currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Grand Forks Silverware currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Here we go!
The Circleville Pumpkins have a starting lineup of are Fred Docent, Finch Cavalcade, Chuck Calvin, Vanessa Fysher, and Bob Naw.
The Grand Forks Silverware have a starting lineup of are Thricebedamned Douglas, Barrett Dufort, River Firth, Anj Duchamp, and Felienne Augenbrecht.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 0.
Anj Duchamp cycles.
Finch Cavalcade connects, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Grand Forks Silverware!
The score stands at Circleville Pumpkins 0, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
Fred Docent makes a clean pass to Chuck Calvin.
Keeping the momentum going, Anj Duchamp passes to River Firth.
Anj Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Douglas.
A pass to River Firth.
Finch Cavalcade slams in to Barrett Dufort and knocks out 1.1155877994115218 teeth.
Finch Cavalcade takes the shot. The Circleville Pumpkins score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 1, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
Fred Docent takes the shot. The Circleville Pumpkins score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 2, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
Anj Duchamp takes the shot. The Grand Forks Silverware score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Finch Cavalcade takes the shot. The Circleville Pumpkins score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 3, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
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A pass to Finch Cavalcade.
Finch Cavalcade makes a pass to Fred Docent.
Assist by Finch Cavalcade, passing to Fred Docent.
Fred Docent takes the shot. The Circleville Pumpkins score!
Current score, Circleville Pumpkins 4, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
River Firth makes a filthy pass, Felienne Augenbrecht picks it up.
The puck is passed to Chuck Calvin.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 4, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Finch Cavalcade does the give-and-go to Vanessa Fysher.
The puck is passed to River Firth.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Anj Duchamp.
The Circleville Pumpkins's Chuck Calvin exchanges to Finch Cavalcade.
A pass by Anj Duchamp.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Chuck Calvin passes to Finch Cavalcade.
Chuck Calvin passed to Finch Cavalcade, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Circleville Pumpkins, was Finch Cavalcade.
The score stands at Circleville Pumpkins 5, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Circleville Pumpkins 5, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Game over. Final score, Circleville Pumpkins 5, Grand Forks Silverware 2
The Circleville Pumpkins are now 1-2. The Grand Forks Silverware are 1-2.
Welcome to West Lafayette Wildebeests vs. Rochester Raccoons. Tournament round 3. The West Lafayette Wildebeests currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Rochester Raccoons currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more.
Playing for the West Lafayette Wildebeests we have are Darren Dubnov, Aaron Cherny, Markus Mirkowski, Felienne Devereaux, and Faysal Rackham.
Playing for the Rochester Raccoons are are Ingrid Cherny, Nic Substance, Winifred Georgewardly, Nic Levendre, and Pyotr Harkness.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Faysal Rackham slams in to Nic Substance and knocks out 2.6026786366314782 teeth.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests are keeping the pressure on.
Darren Dubnov cycles to Markus Mirkowski.
A pass by Markus Mirkowski.
A pass to Pyotr Harkness.
Ingrid Cherny makes a filthy pass, Pyotr Harkness picks it up.
A pass to Nic Levendre.
The Rochester Raccoons's Nic Levendre goes tape to tape to Ingrid Cherny.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests's Faysal Rackham exchanges to Felienne Devereaux.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ingrid Cherny takes the shot. The Rochester Raccoons score!
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 0, Rochester Raccoons 1.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Levendre sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Pyotr Harkness.
What is this, a team of clowns.
The puck is passed to Markus Mirkowski.
Faysal Rackham passed to Markus Mirkowski, setting up the score.
Markus Mirkowski takes the shot. The West Lafayette Wildebeests score!
Current score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Rochester Raccoons 1.
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And that's the end of period 3; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Rochester Raccoons 1.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Rochester Raccoons 1
Scoring for the Rochester Raccoons, was Ingrid Cherny.
The score stands at West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Rochester Raccoons 2.
Nic Substance takes the shot. The Rochester Raccoons score!
The score stands at West Lafayette Wildebeests 1, Rochester Raccoons 3.
Nic Levendre makes a clean pass.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Levendre cycles to Pyotr Harkness.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests's Felienne Devereaux makes a clean pass to Faysal Rackham.
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Keeping the momentum going, Nic Substance cycles to Pyotr Harkness.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness passes to Nic Substance.
Yeesh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Darren Dubnov goes tape to tape to Faysal Rackham.
Yeesh! Looks like that hurt.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
A pass by Ingrid Cherny.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Substance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Nic Levendre.
Scoring for the West Lafayette Wildebeests, was Markus Mirkowski.
The score stands at West Lafayette Wildebeests 2, Rochester Raccoons 3.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
A pass to Aaron Cherny.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is West Lafayette Wildebeests 2, Rochester Raccoons 3.
Game over. Final score, West Lafayette Wildebeests 2, Rochester Raccoons 3
The Rochester Raccoons are now 1-2. The West Lafayette Wildebeests are 0-3.
The West Lafayette Wildebeests 𦬠are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Hudson Bay Harlequins vs. Saskatoon Steelmen. Tournament round 3. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Saskatoon Steelmen currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. That was a beautiful rendition of the national anthem.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins have a starting lineup of are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
The Saskatoon Steelmen have a starting lineup of are Stacey Augenbrecht, Chance Everest, Quincy Euler, Thricebedamned Federvieh, and Nance Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 0.
Scoring for the Saskatoon Steelmen, was Thricebedamned Federvieh.
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Thricebedamned Federvieh and knocks out 1.1587007146150177 teeth.
Nance Perdedor goes tape to tape to Quincy Euler.
Keeping the momentum going, Karina Douglas cycles to Eyrie Ippolito.
Thricebedamned Bannister exchanges, Karina Douglas picks it up.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Thricebedamned Bannister.
The score stands at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 1.
Nance Perdedor executes a clean pass to Quincy Euler.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Karina Douglas slams in to Stacey Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.0088098612783991 teeth.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister hits it, the biscuit goes wild, into Saskatoon Steelmen's net!
The score stands at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Julie Chevalier.
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The Saskatoon Steelmen are on the move
A pass to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Nance Perdedor was knocked out of the rink.
Nance Perdedor returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Eyrie Ippolito.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Bannister.
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Julie Chevalier makes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Julie Chevalier.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Nance Perdedor was knocked out of the rink.
Nance Perdedor returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Julie Chevalier.
Good pass from Julie Chevalier to Thricebedamned Bannister.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 2.
Thricebedamned Federvieh takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 3.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a filthy pass, Eyrie Ippolito picks it up.
A pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Shawn Wolfenstein and knocks out 1.4799638514272098 teeth.
Karina Douglas slams in to Quincy Euler and knocks out 1.179191384590294 teeth.
The puck is passed to Karina Douglas.
A pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Nance Perdedor is sent to limbo.
Nance Perdedor returns to the rink.
Nance Perdedor takes the shot. The Saskatoon Steelmen score!
The score stands at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 4.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 4.
Game over. Final score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Saskatoon Steelmen 4
The Saskatoon Steelmen are now 2-1. The Hudson Bay Harlequins are 1-2.
Welcome to Fremont Foxes vs. Sherbrooke Stallions. Tournament round 3. The Fremont Foxes currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Sherbrooke Stallions currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. It's time for some Hlockey...
The starting lineup for the Fremont Foxes consists of are Hank Delaunay, Joe O'Shaughnessy, Chance Balustrade, Quoththeraven Chevalier, and Ulysses Englestein.
Starting for the Sherbrooke Stallions are are Jason Aaronson, Vivian Duchamp, Colson Ifferfehl, Ben Malaprop, and Kendall Bellevue.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Fremont Foxes 0, Sherbrooke Stallions 0.
Chance Balustrade takes the shot. The Fremont Foxes score!
Current score, Fremont Foxes 1, Sherbrooke Stallions 0.
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Keeping the momentum going, Ulysses Englestein goes tape to tape to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
Joe O'Shaughnessy executes a clean pass to Ulysses Englestein.
A pass to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
Joe O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Hank Delaunay.
Hank Delaunay sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Quoththeraven Chevalier.
A pass to Hank Delaunay.
Chance Balustrade slams in to Ben Malaprop and knocks out 1.105099183998795 teeth.
Joe O'Shaughnessy makes a clean pass to Ulysses Englestein.
A pass by Chance Balustrade.
The Fremont Foxes's Quoththeraven Chevalier exchanges to Ulysses Englestein.
Good pass from Ulysses Englestein to Chance Balustrade.
Keeping the momentum going, Jason Aaronson exchanges to Vivian Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Fremont Foxes 1, Sherbrooke Stallions 0.
A pass to Hank Delaunay.
Vivian Duchamp was knocked out of the rink.
Vivian Duchamp returns to the rink.
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Hank Delaunay executes a clean pass to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
A pass to Chance Balustrade.
They're on their game tonight!
A pass to Quoththeraven Chevalier.
Vivian Duchamp slams in to Ben Malaprop and knocks out 1.3747005299670274 teeth.
Quoththeraven Chevalier makes a pass to Chance Balustrade.
Quoththeraven Chevalier goes tape to tape to Hank Delaunay.
Ulysses Englestein exchanges to Chance Balustrade.
Ulysses Englestein passed to Chance Balustrade, setting up the score.
Chance Balustrade takes the shot. The Fremont Foxes score!
Current score, Fremont Foxes 2, Sherbrooke Stallions 0.
The puck is passed to Ben Malaprop.
Kendall Bellevue passed to Ben Malaprop, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Sherbrooke Stallions, was Ben Malaprop.
The score stands at Fremont Foxes 2, Sherbrooke Stallions 1.
Ulysses Englestein sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Hank Delaunay.
The Fremont Foxes are on the move
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Fremont Foxes 2, Sherbrooke Stallions 1.
Game over. Final score, Fremont Foxes 2, Sherbrooke Stallions 1
The Fremont Foxes are now 1-2. The Sherbrooke Stallions are 0-3.
The Sherbrooke Stallions π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Shreveport Hlockey Players vs. Grand Rapids Gravediggers. Round 3 of the tournament. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey!
Playing for the Shreveport Hlockey Players are are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
Playing for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers we have are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Walt Tao makes a clean pass to Don Calvin.
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Walt Tao makes a pass to Gus Jefferson.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Walt Tao tries to line up the shot, the puck goes wild, into Grand Rapids Gravediggers's net!
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1.
The puck is passed to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Good pass from Stella Hicks to Jack Devereaux.
Well, that's embarassing. Gus Jefferson just managed to hit it into the Grand Rapids Gravediggers's goal!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
A pass to Stella Hicks.
Kyle Purcell was knocked out of the rink.
Kyle Purcell returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass by Stella Hicks.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Walt Tao exchanges to Matthew Bilge.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are on the move
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Terrence Devereaux and knocks out 1.3518086332946786 teeth.
Don Calvin slams in to Jasmine Drang and knocks out 1.5032837309071085 teeth.
Walt Tao makes a clean pass, Matthew Bilge picks it up.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
Gus Jefferson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Matthew Bilge.
Gus Jefferson does the give-and-go to Matthew Bilge.
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Terrence Devereaux does the give-and-go to Stella Hicks.
Gus Jefferson exchanges.
A pass to Gus Jefferson.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Rouen Pattern and knocks out 1.9849398071347168 teeth.
Kyle Purcell passes.
Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.
Good pass from Walt Tao to Gus Jefferson.
A pass to Stella Hicks.
Youch! Looks like that hurt.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin goes tape to tape, Walt Tao picks it up.
Gus Jefferson cycles to Don Calvin.
Don Calvin makes a pass to Gus Jefferson.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Stella Hicks cycles to Kyle Purcell.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Jack Devereaux sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Stella Hicks.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
Game over. Final score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are now 2-1. The Shreveport Hlockey Players are 1-2.
Welcome to Akron Aliens vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Round 3 of the tournament. The Akron Aliens currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape.
Playing for the Akron Aliens are are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
The starting lineup for the Traverse City Trash Cans consists of are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
A pass to Aaron Stroop.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby goes tape to tape, Aaron Stroop picks it up.
Aaron Stroop exchanges to Jim Scoresby.
A pass by Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop passes, Jim Scoresby picks it up.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass to Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound makes a filthy pass to Aaron Stroop.
A pass by Aaron Stroop.
Assist by Aaron Stroop, passing to Jim Scoresby.
Jim Scoresby hits the puck, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
Current score, Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Jim Scoresby makes a clean pass to Bethny Hicks.
Bethny Hicks cycles to Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Xavier Augenbrecht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Markus Tooth.
A pass by Aaron Stroop.
A pass to Esther Dovecote.
The Akron Aliens are keeping the pressure on.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound passed to Jim Scoresby, setting up the score.
The Akron Aliens's Jim Scoresby shoots, the hot puck goes wild, into Traverse City Trash Cans's net!
Current score, Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Esther Dovecote sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Xavier Augenbrecht.
Let's see if that works out for them!
Assist by Mark Montgimery, passing to Ulysses Hound.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Ulysses Hound.
The score stands at Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Xavier Augenbrecht does the give-and-go.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Jim Scoresby.
You saw it here, folks!
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Zefram Scoresby exchanges to Markus Tooth.
The Akron Aliens's Jim Scoresby hits the puck, the biscuit goes wild, into Traverse City Trash Cans's net!
Current score, Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 4.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Zacharias Bones.
The score stands at Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 5.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Esther Dovecote makes a pass, Xavier Augenbrecht picks it up.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.1136135797379396 teeth.
Aaron Stroop makes a pass to Mark Montgimery.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
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Ulysses Hound passes to Bethny Hicks.
Aaron Stroop cycles to Jim Scoresby.
The Akron Aliens's Jim Scoresby cycles to Mark Montgimery.
A pass by Bethny Hicks.
Keeping the momentum going, Jim Scoresby executes a clean pass to Ulysses Hound.
Zacharias Bones makes a clean pass to Zefram Scoresby.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.7674314741991017 teeth.
Markus Tooth executes a clean pass to Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 5.
Game over. Final score, Akron Aliens 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 5
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 3-0. The Akron Aliens are 2-1.
Welcome to Provo Pirates vs. Fayetteville Four O'Clocks. Tournament round 3. The Provo Pirates currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. It's time for some Hlockey.
Playing for the Provo Pirates we have are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks have a starting lineup of are Beckman Cherny, Walt Pilgrim, Ames Strike, Jim Norwood, and Sage Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Jacan Dovecote executes a clean pass to Colton Naw.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are on the move
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks's Jim Norwood passes to Walt Pilgrim.
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Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance cycles to Sorrel Karst.
Good pass from Sorrel Karst to Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are on the move
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito takes the shot. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks score!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 1.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance slams in to Ames Strike and knocks out 1.450577169980219 teeth.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.3834212086898245 teeth.
A pass to Colton Naw.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Assist by Percy Duchamp, passing to Colton Naw.
Well, that's embarassing. Colton Naw just managed to hit the puck into the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks's goal!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 2.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass to Ames Strike.
Jim Norwood passed to Ames Strike, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks, was Ames Strike.
Current score, Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 3.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a clean pass to Jacan Dovecote.
Ames Strike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sage Ippolito.
Jacan Dovecote cycles.
Assist by Ames Strike, passing to Sage Ippolito.
Scoring for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks, was Sage Ippolito.
Current score, Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 4.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Let's see if that works out for them.
A pass to Sage Ippolito.
Assist by Ames Strike, passing to Sage Ippolito.
Scoring for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks, was Sage Ippolito.
The score stands at Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 5.
Let's see if that works out for them!
Walt Pilgrim sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ames Strike.
Duncan Vance makes a clean pass to Percy Duchamp.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Beckman Cherny and knocks out 3.2259879458042726 teeth.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp makes a filthy pass to Colton Naw.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw cycles to Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 5.
Game over. Final score, Provo Pirates 0, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 5
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are now 1-2. The Provo Pirates are 2-1.
Welcome to Kalamazoo Koalas vs. Rapid City Runners. Round 3 of the playoffs. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 2 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Rapid City Runners currently have 0 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Here we go.
Starting for the Kalamazoo Koalas are are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Playing for the Rapid City Runners are are Miles Hickerson, Chuck Substance, Pierre Boniface, Ulysses Grant, and Al Grant.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 0.
The puck is passed to Chuck Substance.
Felienne Shrike makes a pass to Chance Strike.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.5269472635488004 teeth.
The Rapid City Runners are keeping them off balance!
Chuck Substance does the give-and-go to Ulysses Grant.
Ulysses Grant makes a filthy pass to Miles Hickerson.
A pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy passes, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
Good pass from Kyle Perdedor to Felienne Shrike.
Good pass from Felienne Shrike to Kyle Perdedor.
Pierre Boniface does the give-and-go, Ulysses Grant picks it up.
Felienne Shrike executes a clean pass to Cara Wallace.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Al Grant makes a pass to Pierre Boniface.
Kyle Perdedor exchanges to Felienne Shrike.
Al Grant goes tape to tape to Chuck Substance.
A pass to Pierre Boniface.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 0.
Cara Wallace cycles to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 2.079019798303252 teeth.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
The Rapid City Runners are keeping the pressure on!
Youch. That's gonna leave a mark.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy passes to Felienne Shrike.
Chuck Substance passes to Al Grant.
Keeping the momentum going, Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Felienne Shrike.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 0.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 0
Pierre Boniface takes the shot. The Rapid City Runners score!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 1.
The puck is passed to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike makes a pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Felienne Shrike passes to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chuck Substance and knocks out 1.0015339359621418 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy cycles to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike passes to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are on the move
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a pass to Felienne Shrike.
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A pass by Ulysses Grant.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Rapid City Runners, was Pierre Boniface.
The score stands at Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 2.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Felienne Shrike makes a clean pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Pierre Boniface was knocked out of the rink.
Pierre Boniface returns to the rink.
Ulysses Grant passes to Miles Hickerson.
Miles Hickerson slams in to Ulysses Grant and knocks out 1.1196030978829032 teeth.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 2.
Game over. Final score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Rapid City Runners 2
The Rapid City Runners are now 1-2. The Kalamazoo Koalas are 2-1.
Welcome to Pueblo Punch vs. Eureka Euphemisms. Round 3 of the playoffs. The Pueblo Punch currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Eureka Euphemisms currently have 1 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Let's see how these teams do.
Playing for the Pueblo Punch we have are Pyotr Devereaux, Quinn Aaronson, Willamette Corbusier, Quentin Nevermore, and Walt Duvoir.
Playing for the Eureka Euphemisms we have are Fred Bannister, Kendall Montgomery, Joe Zee, Walt Stroop, and Narrow Short.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Pueblo Punch 0, Eureka Euphemisms 0.
A pass to Quentin Nevermore.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Stroop and knocks out 1.3057893631445818 teeth.
The puck is passed to Quentin Nevermore.
A pass by Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson is sent to limbo.
Quinn Aaronson returns to the rink.
Narrow Short goes tape to tape to Fred Bannister.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Stroop and knocks out 1.3259259615274206 teeth.
A pass to Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson exchanges to Willamette Corbusier.
A pass to Willamette Corbusier.
A pass to Willamette Corbusier.
I can hardly keep up!
Pyotr Devereaux makes a pass to Quentin Nevermore.
A pass to Quinn Aaronson.
They're on their game tonight.
Quentin Nevermore makes a pass to Quinn Aaronson.
A pass to Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Joe Zee and knocks out 1.3721536516132014 teeth.
A pass to Willamette Corbusier.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Pueblo Punch 0, Eureka Euphemisms 0.
Good pass from Walt Duvoir to Pyotr Devereaux.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Stroop and knocks out 1.0113829349302883 teeth.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Willamette Corbusier and knocks out 1.2483241447836697 teeth.
Pyotr Devereaux makes a pass to Willamette Corbusier.
Quinn Aaronson makes a pass, Willamette Corbusier picks it up.
Joe Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Narrow Short.
A pass to Kendall Montgomery.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Joe Zee and knocks out 1.043694168871985 teeth.
Good pass from Quinn Aaronson to Walt Duvoir.
A pass by Walt Duvoir.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Stroop and knocks out 1.1033669683000562 teeth.
A pass by Willamette Corbusier.
Pyotr Devereaux makes a pass, Willamette Corbusier picks it up.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Duvoir and knocks out 1.254104808431029 teeth.
Good pass from Pyotr Devereaux to Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Willamette Corbusier.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Pueblo Punch 0, Eureka Euphemisms 0.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Pueblo Punch 0, Eureka Euphemisms 0
Keeping the momentum going, Willamette Corbusier does the give-and-go to Walt Duvoir.
Walt Duvoir passes to Pyotr Devereaux.
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The Pueblo Punch's Quinn Aaronson bats it with the stick, the puck goes wild, into Eureka Euphemisms's net!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 0, Eureka Euphemisms 1.
Willamette Corbusier takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 1, Eureka Euphemisms 1.
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Walt Duvoir sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Quinn Aaronson.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Fred Bannister and knocks out 1.106991950920959 teeth.
Assist by Walt Duvoir, passing to Quinn Aaronson.
Well, that's embarassing. Quinn Aaronson just managed to hit the puck into the Eureka Euphemisms's goal!
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 1, Eureka Euphemisms 2.
Pyotr Devereaux takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 2, Eureka Euphemisms 2.
This is getting intense.
Fred Bannister executes a clean pass to Narrow Short.
The Pueblo Punch are on the move
Quinn Aaronson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Willamette Corbusier.
Willamette Corbusier goes tape to tape to Quinn Aaronson.
Scoring for the Pueblo Punch, was Willamette Corbusier.
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 3, Eureka Euphemisms 2.
Pyotr Devereaux makes a clean pass to Quentin Nevermore.
Quentin Nevermore goes tape to tape, Quinn Aaronson picks it up.
Walt Duvoir makes a pass to Quentin Nevermore.
Quinn Aaronson executes a clean pass to Quentin Nevermore.
Youch! Looks like that hurt.
Good pass from Walt Duvoir to Quinn Aaronson.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Pueblo Punch 3, Eureka Euphemisms 2.
Game over. Final score, Pueblo Punch 3, Eureka Euphemisms 2
The Pueblo Punch are now 2-1. The Eureka Euphemisms are 1-2.
Welcome to Hudson Bay Harlequins vs. Fremont Foxes. Round 4 of the playoffs. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Fremont Foxes currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. That was a beautiful rendition of the national anthem.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins have a starting lineup of are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
The Fremont Foxes have a starting lineup of are Hank Delaunay, Joe O'Shaughnessy, Chance Balustrade, Quoththeraven Chevalier, and Ulysses Englestein.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Fremont Foxes 0.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
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Ulysses Englestein takes the shot. The Fremont Foxes score!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Fremont Foxes 1.
Thricebedamned Bannister takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Fremont Foxes 1.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Ulysses Englestein and knocks out 1.5701214684171014 teeth.
You don't see that every day.
Well, that's embarassing. Ulysses Englestein just managed to hit the puck into the Hudson Bay Harlequins's goal!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 2, Fremont Foxes 1.
Thricebedamned Bannister cycles.
Karina Douglas slams in to Chance Balustrade and knocks out 1.175097903837524 teeth.
Hank Delaunay takes the shot. The Fremont Foxes score!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 2, Fremont Foxes 2.
Shawn Wolfenstein exchanges to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a filthy pass to Julie Chevalier.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Shawn Wolfenstein does the give-and-go.
Thricebedamned Bannister exchanges to Eyrie Ippolito.
Chance Balustrade exchanges to Quoththeraven Chevalier.
Karina Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Julie Chevalier.
Quoththeraven Chevalier passes to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
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Good pass from Eyrie Ippolito to Thricebedamned Bannister.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 2, Fremont Foxes 2.
Thricebedamned Bannister executes a clean pass to Karina Douglas.
Assist by Thricebedamned Bannister, passing to Karina Douglas.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Karina Douglas.
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 3, Fremont Foxes 2.
What is this, a team of clowns!
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Julie Chevalier.
Julie Chevalier passes.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister makes a clean pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
Karina Douglas is sent to limbo.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister exchanges to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Julie Chevalier executes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Eyrie Ippolito.
Shawn Wolfenstein slams in to Hank Delaunay and knocks out 1.4166592358173073 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Karina Douglas.
You don't see that in videogames.
A pass by Thricebedamned Bannister.
Shawn Wolfenstein slams in to Quoththeraven Chevalier and knocks out 1.9690175526907474 teeth.
Thricebedamned Bannister exchanges.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Eyrie Ippolito.
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4, Fremont Foxes 2.
Chance Balustrade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Joe O'Shaughnessy.
You saw it here, folks!
Keeping the momentum going, Karina Douglas passes to Shawn Wolfenstein.
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Karina Douglas was knocked out of the rink.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Julie Chevalier.
Chance Balustrade passes to Joe O'Shaughnessy.
Joe O'Shaughnessy makes a filthy pass to Hank Delaunay.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Julie Chevalier executes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
A pass by Karina Douglas.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 4, Fremont Foxes 2.
Game over. Final score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4, Fremont Foxes 2
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are now 2-2. The Fremont Foxes are 1-3.
The Fremont Foxesπ¦ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Burnaby Bankmen vs. Shreveport Hlockey Players. Tournament round 4. The Burnaby Bankmen currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go...
Playing for the Burnaby Bankmen are are Vivian Thorn, Jules Yi, Thricebedamned Levendre, Bella Mange, and Tammy Specht.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players have a starting lineup of are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0.
A pass to Vivian Thorn.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Good pass from Bella Mange to Jules Yi.
Bella Mange slams in to Walt Tao and knocks out 1.303810656027339 teeth.
Don Calvin cycles, Gus Jefferson picks it up.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Bella Mange executes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Thricebedamned Levendre makes a pass to Bella Mange.
Tammy Specht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bella Mange.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Good pass from Tammy Specht to Vivian Thorn.
Bella Mange cycles to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Keeping the momentum going, Gus Jefferson goes tape to tape to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Oof. That looked painful.
A pass to Vivian Thorn.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass to Gus Jefferson.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0.
That sucked.
Jules Yi executes a clean pass to Thricebedamned Levendre.
Thricebedamned Levendre sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Tammy Specht.
Matthew Bilge does the give-and-go to Rouen Pattern.
Bella Mange passes to Tammy Specht.
A pass to Bella Mange.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass by Bella Mange.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
You don't see that every day!
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
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Bella Mange slams in to Gus Jefferson and knocks out 1.030042687503279 teeth.
Matthew Bilge passed to Walt Tao, setting up the score.
Walt Tao takes the shot. The Shreveport Hlockey Players score!
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 1.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge makes a filthy pass to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Vivian Thorn exchanges.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass to Don Calvin.
Assist by Walt Tao, passing to Don Calvin.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Don Calvin.
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Scoring for the Burnaby Bankmen, was Tammy Specht.
The score stands at Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Burnaby Bankmen!
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Jules Yi makes a pass.
The Burnaby Bankmen are on the move
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Bella Mange slams in to Tammy Specht and knocks out 1.0063178186424773 teeth.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
None of you are free of sin.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Game over. Final score, Burnaby Bankmen 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are now 2-2. The Burnaby Bankmen are 1-3.
The Burnaby Bankmen π€ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Rapid City Runners vs. Grand Rapids Gravediggers. Tournament round 4. The Rapid City Runners currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Let's go!
The Rapid City Runners have a starting lineup of are Miles Hickerson, Chuck Substance, Pierre Boniface, Ulysses Grant, and Al Grant.
Playing for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers we have are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Rapid City Runners 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are on the move
Ulysses Grant sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Miles Hickerson.
Chuck Substance slams in to Ulysses Grant and knocks out 1.2165570647105237 teeth.
Stella Hicks executes a clean pass to Jasmine Drang.
Pierre Boniface exchanges to Miles Hickerson.
Jasmine Drang sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Stella Hicks.
A pass to Jack Devereaux.
Miles Hickerson makes a filthy pass to Pierre Boniface.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are on the move
A pass to Chuck Substance.
Stella Hicks sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jasmine Drang.
Miles Hickerson does the give-and-go to Pierre Boniface.
Miles Hickerson makes a pass to Al Grant.
The Rapid City Runners are keeping the pressure on!
Pierre Boniface passes to Chuck Substance.
Kyle Purcell was knocked out of the rink.
Kyle Purcell returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Chuck Substance goes tape to tape to Al Grant.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Rapid City Runners 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Stella Hicks takes the shot. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers score!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1.
Oof. That looked painful.
Al Grant slams in to Terrence Devereaux and knocks out 1.6656577695730737 teeth.
Pierre Boniface cycles to Chuck Substance.
Chuck Substance slams in to Terrence Devereaux and knocks out 1.2917381399754415 teeth.
Good pass from Chuck Substance to Pierre Boniface.
Well, that's embarassing. Al Grant just managed to hit the biscuit into the Grand Rapids Gravediggers's goal!
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
A pass to Al Grant.
The puck is passed to Jasmine Drang.
Miles Hickerson cycles to Pierre Boniface.
Scoring for the Rapid City Runners, was Chuck Substance.
The score stands at Rapid City Runners 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 2.
Scoring for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers, was Stella Hicks.
Current score, Rapid City Runners 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
Jack Devereaux passes to Jasmine Drang.
Chuck Substance makes a pass to Al Grant.
Chuck Substance makes a pass to Al Grant.
That sucked.
Miles Hickerson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Chuck Substance.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Rapid City Runners 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3.
Game over. Final score, Rapid City Runners 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 3
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are now 3-1. The Rapid City Runners are 1-3.
The Rapid City Runners πββοΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Akron Aliens vs. Rochester Raccoons. This is round 4 in the playoffs. The Akron Aliens currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Rochester Raccoons currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. It's time for some Hlockey.
Playing for the Akron Aliens are are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
Starting for the Rochester Raccoons are are Ingrid Cherny, Nic Substance, Winifred Georgewardly, Nic Levendre, and Pyotr Harkness.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 1, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Ingrid Cherny slams in to Winifred Georgewardly and knocks out 1.6290583060993948 teeth.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Good pass from Ulysses Hound to Aaron Stroop.
Keeping the momentum going, Aaron Stroop makes a filthy pass to Ulysses Hound.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
The Rochester Raccoons are on the move
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Akron Aliens are on the move
Jim Scoresby slams in to Nic Levendre and knocks out 1.3330790302321742 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The Akron Aliens's Jim Scoresby goes tape to tape to Mark Montgimery.
Mark Montgimery does the give-and-go, Ulysses Hound picks it up.
What is this, a team of clowns.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ingrid Cherny does the give-and-go to Pyotr Harkness.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness passes to Ingrid Cherny.
The Akron Aliens's Mark Montgimery does the give-and-go to Aaron Stroop.
Nic Levendre makes a pass to Winifred Georgewardly.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Winifred Georgewardly.
Pyotr Harkness was knocked out of the rink.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Nic Levendre and knocks out 1.6572143792871745 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass to Mark Montgimery.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby slams in to Nic Levendre and knocks out 1.1554266832293292 teeth.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Nic Substance makes a filthy pass, Pyotr Harkness picks it up.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
Pyotr Harkness is sent to limbo.
Pyotr Harkness returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Rochester Raccoons 0.
Game over. Final score, Akron Aliens 1, Rochester Raccoons 0
The Akron Aliens are now 3-1. The Rochester Raccoons are 1-3.
The Rochester Raccoons π¦ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Pueblo Punch vs. Duluth Dragons. This is round 4 in the playoffs. The Pueblo Punch currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Duluth Dragons currently have 3 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. Here we go!
Starting for the Pueblo Punch are are Pyotr Devereaux, Quinn Aaronson, Willamette Corbusier, Quentin Nevermore, and Walt Duvoir.
Playing for the Duluth Dragons are are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Pueblo Punch 0, Duluth Dragons 0.
Willamette Corbusier takes the shot. The Pueblo Punch score!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 1, Duluth Dragons 0.
The puck is passed to Jason Pattern.
A pass by Markus Boniface.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.1701474937535403 teeth.
Seldom Henge does the give-and-go to Jules Sheen.
That was exceptional!
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Walt Duvoir and knocks out 1.5057955441096578 teeth.
Markus Boniface makes a clean pass to Jason Pattern.
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Jason Pattern executes a clean pass to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.0119972882412926 teeth.
Quinn Aaronson slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.008182168386496 teeth.
Seldom Henge exchanges to Jules Sheen.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Pueblo Punch 1, Duluth Dragons 0.
Jules Sheen goes tape to tape.
The puck is passed to Quentin Nevermore.
A pass to Willamette Corbusier.
A pass by Quinn Aaronson.
The Pueblo Punch's Quinn Aaronson executes a clean pass to Willamette Corbusier.
Quinn Aaronson passed to Willamette Corbusier, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Pueblo Punch, was Willamette Corbusier.
Current score, Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 0.
Assist by Adam Scoresby, passing to Jules Sheen.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Jules Sheen.
The score stands at Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 1.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Adam Scoresby.
Current score, Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 2.
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Adam Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Pueblo Punch's Walt Duvoir bats it with the stick, the puck goes wild, into Duluth Dragons's net!
Current score, Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 3.
The Duluth Dragons are on the move
Markus Boniface executes a clean pass to Jason Pattern.
Jason Pattern makes a pass to Markus Boniface.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 3.
Game over. Final score, Pueblo Punch 2, Duluth Dragons 3
The Duluth Dragons are now 4-0. The Pueblo Punch are 2-2.
Welcome to Schenectady Skeletons vs. Nacogdoches No. This is round 4 in the playoffs. The Schenectady Skeletons currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Nacogdoches No currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss.
The Schenectady Skeletons have a starting lineup of are Insultia Bishop, Alan Capstan, Falchion Mayoral, Dani Evans, and Olivia Pattern.
Playing for the Nacogdoches No are are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 0, Nacogdoches No 0.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Olivia Pattern and knocks out 1.0956422500854976 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Wake Pattern makes a clean pass to Olgun Stigmata.
Insultia Mink takes the shot. The Nacogdoches No score!
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 0, Nacogdoches No 1.
Alan Capstan slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.3698823311144621 teeth.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Stacey Firth and knocks out 1.8969053904896669 teeth.
A pass by Falchion Mayoral.
A pass by Alan Capstan.
Keeping the momentum going, Stacey Firth goes tape to tape to Insultia Mink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Insultia Mink makes a filthy pass, Olgun Stigmata picks it up.
Good pass from Olgun Stigmata to Stacey Firth.
Stacey Firth executes a clean pass.
Wake Pattern does the give-and-go.
Stacey Firth passed to Pierre Firth, setting up the score.
Pierre Firth takes the shot. The Nacogdoches No score!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 0, Nacogdoches No 2.
Scoring for the Nacogdoches No, was Pierre Firth.
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 0, Nacogdoches No 3.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Wake Pattern and knocks out 1.0055152086524255 teeth.
Pierre Firth connects, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Schenectady Skeletons!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 1, Nacogdoches No 3.
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A pass to Alan Capstan.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.1763212445671063 teeth.
Olgun Stigmata goes tape to tape, Insultia Mink picks it up.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Dani Evans and knocks out 2.1493309134193717 teeth.
Insultia Bishop slams in to Alan Capstan and knocks out 1.5062794065905185 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 1, Nacogdoches No 3.
Falchion Mayoral was knocked out of the rink.
Falchion Mayoral returns to the rink.
Alan Capstan slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.5364273812658502 teeth.
The Schenectady Skeletons are on the move
Good pass from Olgun Stigmata to Pierre Firth.
Scoring for the Schenectady Skeletons, was Alan Capstan.
The score stands at Schenectady Skeletons 2, Nacogdoches No 3.
Alan Capstan slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.1162062564721802 teeth.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
Wake Pattern slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.1585985567491408 teeth.
Insultia Bishop makes a pass.
Alan Capstan slams in to Olgun Stigmata and knocks out 1.4517397655441473 teeth.
A pass by Alan Capstan.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
Alan Capstan executes a clean pass, Falchion Mayoral picks it up.
Falchion Mayoral makes a clean pass to Olivia Pattern.
Olivia Pattern passes to Dani Evans.
Alan Capstan hits it, but it goes in the other team's net! A point for the Nacogdoches No!
Current score, Schenectady Skeletons 2, Nacogdoches No 4.
A pass to Alan Capstan.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Schenectady Skeletons 2, Nacogdoches No 4.
Game over. Final score, Schenectady Skeletons 2, Nacogdoches No 4
The Nacogdoches No are now 3-1. The Schenectady Skeletons are 1-3.
The Schenectady Skeletons π©» are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Toronto Teeth vs. Cedar Rapids Cedars. Tournament round 4. The Toronto Teeth currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's see how these teams do.
The Toronto Teeth have a starting lineup of are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
Starting for the Cedar Rapids Cedars are are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Toronto Teeth 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
Bella Phoneme does the give-and-go to Ivan Diesel.
Keeping the momentum going, Patrick Federvieh exchanges to Lucifer Livermore.
Patrick Federvieh passed to Lucifer Livermore, setting up the score.
Well, that's embarassing. Lucifer Livermore just managed to hit it into the Toronto Teeth's goal!
The score stands at Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
Jim Nevermore makes a filthy pass to Tammy Mink.
The Toronto Teeth are on the move
Ivan Diesel does the give-and-go.
Let's see if that works out for them!
The puck is passed to Bella Phoneme.
Tammy Mink slams in to Zefram Questceque and knocks out 2.4323411738050456 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Bella Phoneme cycles to Larry Tulle.
What is this, a team of clowns!
Terrence Zhang takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
The score stands at Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
Lucifer Livermore slams in to Terrence Zhang and knocks out 1.1434871472575774 teeth.
The Toronto Teeth are keeping them off balance!
Yeesh. That looked painful.
A pass to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ivan Diesel.
Good pass from Ivan Diesel to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Ivan Diesel.
Scoring for the Cedar Rapids Cedars, was Alex Douglas.
The score stands at Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Ivan Diesel slams in to Bella Phoneme and knocks out 1.0886071017157164 teeth.
A pass by Ivan Diesel.
Zefram Questceque sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Alex Douglas.
A pass to Larry Tulle.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Larry Tulle slams in to Patrick Federvieh and knocks out 1.234662171726972 teeth.
Larry Tulle makes a pass to Bella Phoneme.
A pass by Bella Phoneme.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
A pass to Larry Tulle.
Patrick Federvieh executes a clean pass to Lucifer Livermore.
Patrick Federvieh passed to Lucifer Livermore, setting up the score.
Lucifer Livermore takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
Current score, Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3.
The puck is passed to Larry Tulle.
Ivan Diesel makes a pass to Jim Nevermore.
A pass by Jim Nevermore.
Tammy Mink makes a pass.
Ivan Diesel cycles to Jim Nevermore.
Bella Phoneme makes a filthy pass, Ivan Diesel picks it up.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Larry Tulle slams in to Patrick Federvieh and knocks out 1.0253729263407392 teeth.
Ivan Diesel does the give-and-go.
Jim Nevermore cycles to Larry Tulle.
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A pass to Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
They're on their game tonight!
Jim Nevermore slams in to Zefram Questceque and knocks out 2.600106420164553 teeth.
Good pass from Bella Phoneme to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle slams in to Patrick Federvieh and knocks out 1.246361617499414 teeth.
Alex Douglas passes to Zefram Questceque.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3.
Game over. Final score, Toronto Teeth 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are now 2-2. The Toronto Teeth are 2-2.
Welcome to Saskatoon Steelmen vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Tournament round 4. The Saskatoon Steelmen currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 3 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. Let's see how these teams do.
Starting for the Saskatoon Steelmen are are Stacey Augenbrecht, Chance Everest, Quincy Euler, Thricebedamned Federvieh, and Nance Perdedor.
Starting for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Nance Perdedor passes to Chance Everest.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Xavier Augenbrecht passes to Zefram Scoresby.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
A pass by Thricebedamned Federvieh.
That was exceptional!
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Nance Perdedor makes a clean pass, Thricebedamned Federvieh picks it up.
Good pass from Thricebedamned Federvieh to Stacey Augenbrecht.
Youch! That looked painful.
Markus Tooth goes tape to tape to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Good pass from Quincy Euler to Chance Everest.
A pass to Stacey Augenbrecht.
Nance Perdedor slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.3642450050303692 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Markus Tooth exchanges to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Markus Tooth makes a pass, Xavier Augenbrecht picks it up.
Well, that's embarassing. Stacey Augenbrecht just managed to hit the puck into the Traverse City Trash Cans's goal!
The score stands at Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Zacharias Bones makes a clean pass, Xavier Augenbrecht picks it up.
Xavier Augenbrecht passes to Esther Dovecote.
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Chance Everest makes a pass to Quincy Euler.
Xavier Augenbrecht passes, Esther Dovecote picks it up.
Good pass from Xavier Augenbrecht to Zacharias Bones.
Zefram Scoresby makes a clean pass to Esther Dovecote.
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Keeping the momentum going, Zacharias Bones executes a clean pass to Markus Tooth.
Stacey Augenbrecht passes to Nance Perdedor.
A pass by Thricebedamned Federvieh.
Nance Perdedor slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.8322691918069924 teeth.
Nance Perdedor makes a pass to Stacey Augenbrecht.
The Saskatoon Steelmen's Stacey Augenbrecht executes a clean pass to Quincy Euler.
Quincy Euler goes tape to tape.
Good pass from Nance Perdedor to Quincy Euler.
Xavier Augenbrecht takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
A pass by Quincy Euler.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Game over. Final score, Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 3
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 4-0. The Saskatoon Steelmen are 2-2.
Welcome to Eureka Euphemisms vs. Grand Forks Silverware. Round 4 of the playoffs. The Eureka Euphemisms currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Grand Forks Silverware currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Here we go.
Playing for the Eureka Euphemisms are are Fred Bannister, Kendall Montgomery, Joe Zee, Walt Stroop, and Narrow Short.
Starting for the Grand Forks Silverware are are Thricebedamned Douglas, Barrett Dufort, River Firth, Anj Duchamp, and Felienne Augenbrecht.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Grand Forks Silverware 0.
They're gonna remember that one.
River Firth slams in to Anj Duchamp and knocks out 1.0502377198896424 teeth.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Thricebedamned Douglas passes to River Firth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Grand Forks Silverware 0.
Let's see if that works out for them!
Walt Stroop takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 1, Grand Forks Silverware 0.
I can't believe what I'm watching.
Walt Stroop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kendall Montgomery.
A pass to Walt Stroop.
A pass to Narrow Short.
A pass to Kendall Montgomery.
Felienne Augenbrecht takes the shot. The Grand Forks Silverware score!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 1, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
Scoring for the Eureka Euphemisms, was Narrow Short.
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 1.
River Firth passes to Thricebedamned Douglas.
River Firth passed to Thricebedamned Douglas, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Grand Forks Silverware, was Thricebedamned Douglas.
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
Keeping the momentum going, Narrow Short executes a clean pass to Walt Stroop.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Walt Stroop goes tape to tape to Narrow Short.
River Firth slams in to Felienne Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.0529703871816498 teeth.
Walt Stroop makes a filthy pass to Joe Zee.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2
Ouch! That looked painful.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Narrow Short makes a clean pass to Fred Bannister.
You don't see that in videogames!
Narrow Short sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kendall Montgomery.
You don't see that in videogames!
A pass to River Firth.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
The puck is passed to Joe Zee.
Narrow Short does the give-and-go to Walt Stroop.
Walt Stroop does the give-and-go to Narrow Short.
Walt Stroop passes to Narrow Short.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 2
River Firth makes a filthy pass to Anj Duchamp.
Anj Duchamp cycles, River Firth picks it up.
The wild puck goes in to the Grand Forks Silverware goal!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 2, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
The Grand Forks Silverware's River Firth shoots, the puck goes wild, into Eureka Euphemisms's net!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 3, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
River Firth cycles to Anj Duchamp.
Fred Bannister does the give-and-go to Walt Stroop.
Walt Stroop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Narrow Short.
Narrow Short slams in to Felienne Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.030435716500921 teeth.
Barrett Dufort sends the puck laterally. Picked up by River Firth.
The Grand Forks Silverware's River Firth makes a clean pass to Anj Duchamp.
Anj Duchamp executes a clean pass, River Firth picks it up.
A pass by River Firth.
Anj Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by River Firth.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Joe Zee makes a clean pass to Narrow Short.
Joe Zee goes tape to tape to Fred Bannister.
Barrett Dufort goes tape to tape to Felienne Augenbrecht.
A pass by Joe Zee.
A pass by Felienne Augenbrecht.
Good pass from Kendall Montgomery to Narrow Short.
And that's the end of period 5; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 3, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Eureka Euphemisms 3, Grand Forks Silverware 3
Anj Duchamp does the give-and-go.
Keeping the momentum going, Narrow Short executes a clean pass to Walt Stroop.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Narrow Short executes a clean pass to Fred Bannister.
Fred Bannister passes, Narrow Short picks it up.
The puck is passed to Felienne Augenbrecht.
Narrow Short makes a filthy pass, Fred Bannister picks it up.
Fred Bannister passes to Kendall Montgomery.
They're gonna remember that one.
Joe Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Narrow Short.
A pass to Joe Zee.
The puck is passed to Narrow Short.
A pass by Narrow Short.
That's a unique way to play!
Kendall Montgomery takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 4, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
Narrow Short does the give-and-go to Walt Stroop.
The Eureka Euphemisms's Walt Stroop exchanges to Narrow Short.
Well, that's embarassing. River Firth just managed to hit the puck into the Eureka Euphemisms's goal!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 5, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
Walt Stroop makes a filthy pass to Kendall Montgomery.
A pass to Walt Stroop.
Fred Bannister takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 6, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
The puck is passed to Joe Zee.
A pass to Narrow Short.
A pass by Narrow Short.
The Eureka Euphemisms are on the move
Keeping the momentum going, Felienne Augenbrecht passes to Thricebedamned Douglas.
Joe Zee makes a filthy pass.
Joe Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Narrow Short.
Felienne Augenbrecht sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Douglas.
That was exceptional.
Thricebedamned Douglas does the give-and-go to Anj Duchamp.
Keeping the momentum going, Walt Stroop does the give-and-go to Narrow Short.
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Fred Bannister passes, Kendall Montgomery picks it up.
A pass by Kendall Montgomery.
And that's the end of period 6; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 6, Grand Forks Silverware 3.
Game over. Final score, Eureka Euphemisms 6, Grand Forks Silverware 3
The Eureka Euphemisms are now 2-2. The Grand Forks Silverware are 1-3.
The Grand Forks Silverware π΄ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Hadleyburg Haze vs. Milwaukee Marxists. Round 4 of the playoffs. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Here we go...
Starting for the Hadleyburg Haze are are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
Playing for the Milwaukee Marxists are are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 0, Milwaukee Marxists 0.
Jasmine Norwood exchanges to Larry Douglas.
Jasmine Norwood passed to Larry Douglas, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Larry Douglas.
The score stands at Hadleyburg Haze 0, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Ames Pines passes to Jim Usual.
Assist by Ames Pines, passing to Jim Usual.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Jim Usual hits the puck, the puck goes wild, into Milwaukee Marxists's net!
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 0, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
Cory Ippolito passes to Sage Balustrade.
Keeping the momentum going, Larry Douglas executes a clean pass to Jasmine Norwood.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Jasmine Norwood cycles to Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Cat Ko.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
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Darren Shrike cycles.
Keeping the momentum going, Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Cat Ko.
A pass to Larry Douglas.
A pass by Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas cycles to Cory Ippolito.
Ames Pines does the give-and-go to Sherman Douglas.
Trish Zee slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.04781282679084 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 0, Milwaukee Marxists 2.
That sucked.
Larry Douglas makes a pass, Cory Ippolito picks it up.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
Sherman Douglas cycles to Ames Pines.
Cat Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Cat Ko takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Hadleyburg Haze 0, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
Ames Pines makes a pass to Trish Zee.
Scoring for the Hadleyburg Haze, was Trish Zee.
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Milwaukee Marxists 3.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Sage Balustrade does the give-and-go to Cory Ippolito.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.420070736821593 teeth.
A pass by Trish Zee.
Youch. That's gonna leave a mark.
A pass to Ames Pines.
Jasmine Norwood takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Milwaukee Marxists 4.
A pass to Darren Shrike.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.270332082295894 teeth.
The Hadleyburg Haze are keeping the pressure on.
Darren Shrike slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.4254082388590843 teeth.
Larry Douglas slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.0170180096817938 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 1, Milwaukee Marxists 4.
Game over. Final score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Milwaukee Marxists 4
The Milwaukee Marxists are now 3-1. The Hadleyburg Haze are 2-2.
Welcome to Fayetteville Four O'Clocks vs. Provo Pirates. Round 4 of the tournament. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Provo Pirates currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Here we go!
Playing for the Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are are Beckman Cherny, Walt Pilgrim, Ames Strike, Jim Norwood, and Sage Ippolito.
The Provo Pirates have a starting lineup of are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 0.
A pass to Sage Ippolito.
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
Duncan Vance takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
Current score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 1.
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Sorrel Karst passed to Colton Naw, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Colton Naw.
The score stands at Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 2.
A pass to Sorrel Karst.
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A pass to Percy Duchamp.
Walt Pilgrim slams in to Duncan Vance and knocks out 1.4279922565888614 teeth.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp passes to Colton Naw.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
A pass by Ames Strike.
Ames Strike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Walt Pilgrim.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.332501340188735 teeth.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.0362457151757332 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito executes a clean pass.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Good pass from Duncan Vance to Colton Naw.
Jacan Dovecote sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw goes tape to tape to Percy Duchamp.
Sage Ippolito is sent to limbo.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 2.
Jacan Dovecote makes a pass to Colton Naw.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
They're on their game tonight!
Jim Norwood was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sage Ippolito was knocked out of the rink.
Sage Ippolito returns to the rink.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Duncan Vance cycles to Colton Naw.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass by Sage Ippolito.
Keeping the momentum going, Sorrel Karst makes a filthy pass to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Youch! Looks like that hurt.
Jacan Dovecote passes to Sorrel Karst.
The puck is passed to Sage Ippolito.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst makes a clean pass to Colton Naw.
Jim Norwood is sent to limbo.
Jim Norwood returns to the rink.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates's Colton Naw does the give-and-go to Sorrel Karst.
A pass by Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 2.
Game over. Final score, Fayetteville Four O'Clocks 0, Provo Pirates 2
The Provo Pirates are now 3-1. The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks are 1-3.
The Fayetteville Four O'Clocks π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Kansas City Kites vs. Circleville Pumpkins. Tournament round 4. The Kansas City Kites currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Circleville Pumpkins currently have 1 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go!
The starting lineup for the Kansas City Kites consists of are Tory Harkness, Vivian Substance, Clementine Ko, Coop Calvin, and Ulysses Young.
Starting for the Circleville Pumpkins are are Fred Docent, Finch Cavalcade, Chuck Calvin, Vanessa Fysher, and Bob Naw.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
Vanessa Fysher sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Fred Docent.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Coop Calvin exchanges to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
That's a unique way to play!
A pass by Bob Naw.
Vivian Substance executes a clean pass to Clementine Ko.
A pass by Finch Cavalcade.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko slams in to Vanessa Fysher and knocks out 1.6202815302451479 teeth.
Ulysses Young slams in to Fred Docent and knocks out 1.0303442177724085 teeth.
Ulysses Young makes a clean pass.
A pass to Coop Calvin.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Coop Calvin sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Young.
Assist by Clementine Ko, passing to Ulysses Young.
Ulysses Young takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
I can hardly keep up!
Fred Docent makes a pass.
Ulysses Young hits the puck, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Circleville Pumpkins!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Circleville Pumpkins 1.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kansas City Kites 1, Circleville Pumpkins 1.
Tory Harkness sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coop Calvin.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
A pass by Clementine Ko.
Tory Harkness does the give-and-go to Vivian Substance.
Vivian Substance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coop Calvin.
The Kansas City Kites's Coop Calvin makes a clean pass to Tory Harkness.
What is this shit!
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Ulysses Young passes to Clementine Ko.
Well, that's embarassing. Coop Calvin just managed to hit the hot puck into the Circleville Pumpkins's goal!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Circleville Pumpkins 2.
Ulysses Young was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coop Calvin.
A pass by Coop Calvin.
A pass by Ulysses Young.
Coop Calvin tries to line up the shot, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Circleville Pumpkins!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 1, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Tory Harkness makes a clean pass to Clementine Ko.
Tory Harkness passes to Clementine Ko.
Let's see if that works out for them.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko takes the shot. The Kansas City Kites score!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 2, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Fred Docent makes a pass to Finch Cavalcade.
Fred Docent executes a clean pass to Finch Cavalcade.
Clementine Ko makes a clean pass to Ulysses Young.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kansas City Kites 2, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Game over. Final score, Kansas City Kites 2, Circleville Pumpkins 3
The Circleville Pumpkins are now 2-2. The Kansas City Kites are 2-2.
Welcome to Thunder Bay Thunder vs. Kalamazoo Koalas. Round 4 of the tournament. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 2 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Game on.
The Thunder Bay Thunder have a starting lineup of are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
The starting lineup for the Kalamazoo Koalas consists of are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 0.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Felienne Shrike and knocks out 1.208949682656836 teeth.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.5872054810928065 teeth.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Kelvin Montgomery passes to Scotty Capstan.
Kyle Perdedor goes tape to tape to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike executes a clean pass, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy goes tape to tape to Felienne Shrike.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Good pass from Felienne Shrike to Kyle Perdedor.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 1.2022537028756943 teeth.
Good pass from Scotty Capstan to Greg Firth.
A pass to Scotty Capstan.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Greg Firth makes a clean pass, Lee Tao picks it up.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Chance Strike does the give-and-go to Felienne Shrike.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Felienne Shrike makes a pass.
You saw it here, folks.
Assist by Chance Strike, passing to Cara Wallace.
Cara Wallace takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Felienne Shrike passes to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
The puck is passed to Kyle Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
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A pass by Felienne Shrike.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Felienne Shrike returns to the rink.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy executes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike makes a filthy pass.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.5115338334344957 teeth.
Let's see if that works out for them.
Scotty Capstan does the give-and-go.
Good pass from Win Substance to Scotty Capstan.
Scotty Capstan sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Montgomery.
A pass by Lee Tao.
A pass by Scotty Capstan.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike does the give-and-go to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
A pass by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Good pass from Felienne Shrike to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a pass to Felienne Shrike.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Game over. Final score, Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1
The Kalamazoo Koalas are now 3-1. The Thunder Bay Thunder are 2-2.
Welcome to Thunder Bay Thunder vs. Nacogdoches No. This is round 5 in the playoffs. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Nacogdoches No currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. It's time for some Hlockey.
Playing for the Thunder Bay Thunder we have are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
The starting lineup for the Nacogdoches No consists of are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Nacogdoches No 0.
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Kelvin Montgomery.
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Nacogdoches No 0.
Lee Tao slams in to Wake Pattern and knocks out 1.2446696642572739 teeth.
A pass to Lee Tao.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Lee Tao makes a clean pass to Scotty Capstan.
A pass by Scotty Capstan.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Montgomery.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
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A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
A pass by Stacey Firth.
Lee Tao slams in to Stacey Firth and knocks out 1.3416408439116092 teeth.
A pass to Stacey Firth.
Stacey Firth sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Olgun Stigmata.
The Nacogdoches No are keeping them off balance.
The Nacogdoches No are keeping the pressure on!
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The Nacogdoches No's Stacey Firth passes to Wake Pattern.
The Nacogdoches No are on the move
Olgun Stigmata passes to Insultia Mink.
Insultia Mink executes a clean pass.
A pass by Wake Pattern.
The Nacogdoches No's Insultia Mink goes tape to tape to Pierre Firth.
Kelvin Montgomery makes a clean pass to Scotty Capstan.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Nacogdoches No 0.
A pass to Scotty Capstan.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan does the give-and-go to Kelvin Montgomery.
Lee Tao hits the puck, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Nacogdoches No!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Nacogdoches No 1.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
What is this, a team of clowns!
Keeping the momentum going, Olgun Stigmata exchanges to Stacey Firth.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Insultia Mink and knocks out 1.0285919746417438 teeth.
Greg Firth goes tape to tape to Lee Tao.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Pierre Firth.
A pass to Greg Firth.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
The Thunder Bay Thunder are on the move
Greg Firth passed to Kelvin Montgomery, setting up the score.
Kelvin Montgomery takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 2, Nacogdoches No 1.
A pass to Pierre Firth.
Scoring for the Thunder Bay Thunder, was Scotty Capstan.
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 3, Nacogdoches No 1.
Win Substance takes the shot. The Thunder Bay Thunder score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 4, Nacogdoches No 1.
Insultia Mink cycles to Olgun Stigmata.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The Nacogdoches No's Olgun Stigmata exchanges to Stacey Firth.
The Nacogdoches No's Insultia Mink hits the puck, the puck goes wild, into Thunder Bay Thunder's net!
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Nacogdoches No 1.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Nacogdoches No 1.
Game over. Final score, Thunder Bay Thunder 5, Nacogdoches No 1
The Thunder Bay Thunder are now 3-2. The Nacogdoches No are 3-2.
Welcome to Kalamazoo Koalas vs. Toronto Teeth. Round 5 of the playoffs. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Toronto Teeth currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's see how these teams do.
Starting for the Kalamazoo Koalas are are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Playing for the Toronto Teeth are are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Toronto Teeth 0.
Larry Tulle takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Toronto Teeth 1.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Ivan Diesel.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
A pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Larry Tulle and knocks out 1.313919568778059 teeth.
The puck is passed to Bella Phoneme.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Cara Wallace connects, it goes wild, into Toronto Teeth's net!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Toronto Teeth 2.
That's a unique way to play!
A pass to Ivan Diesel.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Coriander O'Shaughnessy and knocks out 2.0310408688426502 teeth.
Let's see if that works out for them.
Kyle Perdedor makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
The Toronto Teeth's Larry Tulle hits the puck, the puck goes wild, into Kalamazoo Koalas's net!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 2.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Felienne Shrike does the give-and-go to Cara Wallace.
Cara Wallace does the give-and-go to Kyle Perdedor.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike shoots, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Toronto Teeth!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 3.
Felienne Shrike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Perdedor.
The puck is passed to Jim Nevermore.
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Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Jim Nevermore.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 3.
A pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Well, that's embarassing. Chance Strike just managed to hit the hot puck into the Toronto Teeth's goal!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 4.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Larry Tulle.
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 5.
Bella Phoneme sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Tulle.
Jim Nevermore passes to Ivan Diesel.
Larry Tulle makes a filthy pass to Ivan Diesel.
A pass by Bella Phoneme.
Jim Nevermore makes a filthy pass, Ivan Diesel picks it up.
A pass by Ivan Diesel.
Assist by Ivan Diesel, passing to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 6.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are on the move
Good pass from Kyle Perdedor to Cara Wallace.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Cara Wallace makes a filthy pass, Felienne Shrike picks it up.
Felienne Shrike passes to Chance Strike.
Kyle Perdedor sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
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Youch! That looked painful.
Larry Tulle takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
The score stands at Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 7.
Kyle Perdedor does the give-and-go to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
None of you are free of sin.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.8395775909483734 teeth.
The Toronto Teeth's Ivan Diesel executes a clean pass to Larry Tulle.
A pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Jim Nevermore takes the shot. The Toronto Teeth score!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 8.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Toronto Teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 8.
Game over. Final score, Kalamazoo Koalas 1, Toronto Teeth 8
The Toronto Teeth are now 3-2. The Kalamazoo Koalas are 3-2.
Welcome to Eureka Euphemisms vs. Hadleyburg Haze. Round 5 of the playoffs. The Eureka Euphemisms currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. That was a beautiful rendition of the national anthem.
The Eureka Euphemisms have a starting lineup of are Fred Bannister, Kendall Montgomery, Joe Zee, Walt Stroop, and Narrow Short.
The starting lineup for the Hadleyburg Haze consists of are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
A pass to Ames Pines.
A pass by Walt Stroop.
Ames Pines takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
Walt Stroop connects, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Hadleyburg Haze!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
A pass by Ames Pines.
A pass by Trish Zee.
A pass by Ames Pines.
Trish Zee takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 3.
Jim Usual takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
Current score, Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 4.
Ames Pines goes tape to tape to Darren Shrike.
A pass to Sherman Douglas.
Keeping the momentum going, Sherman Douglas makes a filthy pass to Jim Usual.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 0, Hadleyburg Haze 4.
Jim Usual cycles to Trish Zee.
The Eureka Euphemisms are on the move
Joe Zee passed to Narrow Short, setting up the score.
Narrow Short takes the shot. The Eureka Euphemisms score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 1, Hadleyburg Haze 4.
The Hadleyburg Haze are keeping the pressure on.
Good pass from Trish Zee to Darren Shrike.
Darren Shrike passed to Jim Usual, setting up the score.
Jim Usual takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 1, Hadleyburg Haze 5.
Trish Zee sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sherman Douglas.
The Hadleyburg Haze are on the move
Kendall Montgomery does the give-and-go to Walt Stroop.
Scoring for the Eureka Euphemisms, was Joe Zee.
The score stands at Eureka Euphemisms 2, Hadleyburg Haze 5.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Darren Shrike does the give-and-go to Trish Zee.
A pass to Darren Shrike.
Darren Shrike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ames Pines.
They're gonna remember that one.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Eureka Euphemisms 2, Hadleyburg Haze 5.
Game over. Final score, Eureka Euphemisms 2, Hadleyburg Haze 5
The Hadleyburg Haze are now 3-2. The Eureka Euphemisms are 2-3.
The Eureka Euphemisms π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Provo Pirates vs. Pueblo Punch. Round 5 of the tournament. The Provo Pirates currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Pueblo Punch currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more.
Playing for the Provo Pirates we have are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
The starting lineup for the Pueblo Punch consists of are Pyotr Devereaux, Quinn Aaronson, Willamette Corbusier, Quentin Nevermore, and Walt Duvoir.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Pueblo Punch 0.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Quentin Nevermore goes tape to tape to Quinn Aaronson.
The Provo Pirates are keeping them off balance!
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Duncan Vance.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.5443838675018244 teeth.
Jacan Dovecote does the give-and-go to Sorrel Karst.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
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puck_1 returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates's Percy Duchamp passes to Sorrel Karst.
Colton Naw slams in to Pyotr Devereaux and knocks out 1.2145637963872378 teeth.
The Provo Pirates's Percy Duchamp goes tape to tape to Colton Naw.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Colton Naw passes.
Sorrel Karst takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 1, Pueblo Punch 0.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
A pass by Sorrel Karst.
Keeping the momentum going, Duncan Vance goes tape to tape to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Willamette Corbusier and knocks out 1.0723999100937855 teeth.
The Provo Pirates's Colton Naw exchanges to Duncan Vance.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Pyotr Devereaux does the give-and-go to Quentin Nevermore.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass.
Good pass from Sorrel Karst to Percy Duchamp.
Quentin Nevermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Quinn Aaronson.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Provo Pirates 1, Pueblo Punch 0.
Percy Duchamp passes to Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp makes a pass to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw cycles to Duncan Vance.
Assist by Colton Naw, passing to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 2, Pueblo Punch 0.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Colton Naw.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Pyotr Devereaux and knocks out 1.5572182416071345 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Percy Duchamp does the give-and-go to Duncan Vance.
Colton Naw slams in to Walt Duvoir and knocks out 2.276126698975097 teeth.
Percy Duchamp passed to Duncan Vance, setting up the score.
Duncan Vance takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
Current score, Provo Pirates 3, Pueblo Punch 0.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass by Colton Naw.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Duncan Vance tries to line up the shot, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Pueblo Punch!
Current score, Provo Pirates 3, Pueblo Punch 1.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
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A pass by Duncan Vance.
Jacan Dovecote passes.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
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Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Provo Pirates 3, Pueblo Punch 1.
Game over. Final score, Provo Pirates 3, Pueblo Punch 1
The Provo Pirates are now 4-1. The Pueblo Punch are 2-3.
The Pueblo Punch π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Saskatoon Steelmen vs. Cedar Rapids Cedars. Tournament round 5. The Saskatoon Steelmen currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more.
The Saskatoon Steelmen have a starting lineup of are Stacey Augenbrecht, Chance Everest, Quincy Euler, Thricebedamned Federvieh, and Nance Perdedor.
The starting lineup for the Cedar Rapids Cedars consists of are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
Lucifer Livermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Terrence Zhang.
Nance Perdedor slams in to Zefram Questceque and knocks out 1.9040609318460893 teeth.
Lucifer Livermore executes a clean pass, Patrick Federvieh picks it up.
Nance Perdedor slams in to Lucifer Livermore and knocks out 2.05841573422846 teeth.
Stacey Augenbrecht passes to Nance Perdedor.
The Saskatoon Steelmen's Nance Perdedor passes to Stacey Augenbrecht.
Well, that's embarassing. Lucifer Livermore just managed to hit it into the Saskatoon Steelmen's goal!
Current score, Saskatoon Steelmen 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
Terrence Zhang executes a clean pass, Alex Douglas picks it up.
Patrick Federvieh makes a pass to Lucifer Livermore.
Lucifer Livermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Alex Douglas.
A pass by Nance Perdedor.
That was exceptional.
Nance Perdedor slams in to Alex Douglas and knocks out 1.1021096631839247 teeth.
Quincy Euler makes a clean pass.
Scoring for the Cedar Rapids Cedars, was Alex Douglas.
The score stands at Saskatoon Steelmen 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
The puck is passed to Chance Everest.
Nance Perdedor exchanges to Stacey Augenbrecht.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
Ouch. That looked painful.
A pass to Alex Douglas.
Lucifer Livermore passed to Alex Douglas, setting up the score.
Alex Douglas takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
The score stands at Saskatoon Steelmen 1, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
A pass by Nance Perdedor.
Yeesh! That's gonna leave a mark.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Zefram Questceque does the give-and-go to Lucifer Livermore.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are on the move
A pass by Terrence Zhang.
Thricebedamned Federvieh is sent to limbo.
Thricebedamned Federvieh returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Saskatoon Steelmen, was Nance Perdedor.
Current score, Saskatoon Steelmen 2, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Scoring for the Cedar Rapids Cedars, was Terrence Zhang.
The score stands at Saskatoon Steelmen 2, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are keeping them off balance!
Nance Perdedor slams in to Terrence Zhang and knocks out 1.4395600190662494 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Saskatoon Steelmen 2, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3.
Game over. Final score, Saskatoon Steelmen 2, Cedar Rapids Cedars 3
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are now 3-2. The Saskatoon Steelmen are 2-3.
The Saskatoon Steelmen π¦Ύ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Williston Warlocks vs. Hudson Bay Harlequins. This is round 5 in the playoffs. The Williston Warlocks currently have 4 wins and 0 losses. They have a big safety net. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The teams are lining up...
Starting for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
Starting for the Hudson Bay Harlequins are are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 0.
Stacey Duvoir bats it with the stick, but the biscuit goes in the other team's net! A point for the Hudson Bay Harlequins!
The score stands at Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1.
Kelvin Tulle was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Tulle returns to the rink.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Stacey Duvoir passes to Kelvin Tulle.
A pass by Shawn Wolfenstein.
Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Julie Chevalier.
They're on their game tonight!
A pass to Shawn Wolfenstein.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Shawn Wolfenstein makes a pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Karina Douglas is sent to limbo.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
Eyrie Ippolito makes a filthy pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
A pass to Kurt Ford.
Kurt Ford cycles to Kelvin Tulle.
The Williston Warlocks's Kelvin Tulle makes a clean pass to Geoff Stroop.
Geoff Stroop passes to Kurt Ford.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
Stacey Duvoir exchanges to Markus Hsieh.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1.
A pass to Karina Douglas.
Assist by Shawn Wolfenstein, passing to Karina Douglas.
Karina Douglas takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 2.
Karina Douglas is sent to limbo.
Karina Douglas returns to the rink.
A pass by Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a filthy pass to Julie Chevalier.
Thricebedamned Bannister passed to Julie Chevalier, setting up the score.
Julie Chevalier takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
The score stands at Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 3.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Assist by Eyrie Ippolito, passing to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Thricebedamned Bannister.
The score stands at Williston Warlocks 0, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4.
Kurt Ford takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 1, Hudson Bay Harlequins 4.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
Thricebedamned Bannister passed to Julie Chevalier, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Julie Chevalier.
Current score, Williston Warlocks 1, Hudson Bay Harlequins 5.
Scoring for the Hudson Bay Harlequins, was Thricebedamned Bannister.
Current score, Williston Warlocks 1, Hudson Bay Harlequins 6.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.5249767147318103 teeth.
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Good pass from Thricebedamned Bannister to Karina Douglas.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister does the give-and-go to Julie Chevalier.
Julie Chevalier passes to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Shawn Wolfenstein and knocks out 1.426126908978214 teeth.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Kurt Ford slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.3680844690593679 teeth.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
A pass by Thricebedamned Bannister.
A pass to Kelvin Tulle.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
Shawn Wolfenstein passes to Eyrie Ippolito.
A pass by Eyrie Ippolito.
A pass by Stacey Duvoir.
Kurt Ford cycles to Geoff Stroop.
A pass to Markus Hsieh.
Julie Chevalier shoots, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Williston Warlocks!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 2, Hudson Bay Harlequins 6.
Well, that's embarassing. Kurt Ford just managed to hit the puck into the Hudson Bay Harlequins's goal!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 2, Hudson Bay Harlequins 7.
Kurt Ford slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.6858408493913246 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Williston Warlocks 2, Hudson Bay Harlequins 7.
Game over. Final score, Williston Warlocks 2, Hudson Bay Harlequins 7
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are now 3-2. The Williston Warlocks are 4-1.
Welcome to Traverse City Trash Cans vs. Grand Rapids Gravediggers. Round 5 of the playoffs. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 4 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey.
Playing for the Traverse City Trash Cans we have are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
The starting lineup for the Grand Rapids Gravediggers consists of are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
You don't see that every day.
Good pass from Jack Devereaux to Stella Hicks.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Stella Hicks does the give-and-go to Jasmine Drang.
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The puck is passed to Terrence Devereaux.
Zefram Scoresby passes to Xavier Augenbrecht.
A pass to Zacharias Bones.
Stella Hicks does the give-and-go to Jack Devereaux.
Jack Devereaux hits it, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Jack Devereaux makes a filthy pass to Jasmine Drang.
Jasmine Drang executes a clean pass, Stella Hicks picks it up.
Jasmine Drang bats it with the stick, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
A pass to Jack Devereaux.
Zefram Scoresby exchanges to Zacharias Bones.
Jack Devereaux does the give-and-go to Terrence Devereaux.
The puck is passed to Jasmine Drang.
I can hardly keep up!
Oof! That's gonna leave a mark.
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Xavier Augenbrecht exchanges to Esther Dovecote.
Assist by Xavier Augenbrecht, passing to Esther Dovecote.
Esther Dovecote takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0.
Jack Devereaux makes a pass to Stella Hicks.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Zacharias Bones shoots, the puck goes wild, into Grand Rapids Gravediggers's net!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1.
A pass by Kyle Purcell.
Xavier Augenbrecht slams in to Terrence Devereaux and knocks out 1.5253601318388648 teeth.
Zacharias Bones slams in to Terrence Devereaux and knocks out 1.2487613661161794 teeth.
Jack Devereaux sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Terrence Devereaux.
Zacharias Bones cycles, Esther Dovecote picks it up.
Xavier Augenbrecht passes.
Terrence Devereaux does the give-and-go to Jack Devereaux.
What is this shit!
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1.
Game over. Final score, Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 1
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 5-0. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are 3-2.
Welcome to Shreveport Hlockey Players vs. Circleville Pumpkins. This is round 5 in the playoffs. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Circleville Pumpkins currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The teams are lining up!
Playing for the Shreveport Hlockey Players are are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
Playing for the Circleville Pumpkins are are Fred Docent, Finch Cavalcade, Chuck Calvin, Vanessa Fysher, and Bob Naw.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson passes, Don Calvin picks it up.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Don Calvin cycles to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Gus Jefferson exchanges to Matthew Bilge.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Don Calvin slams in to Bob Naw and knocks out 1.852957999485586 teeth.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Vanessa Fysher cycles to Finch Cavalcade.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin makes a filthy pass to Gus Jefferson.
Assist by Gus Jefferson, passing to Matthew Bilge.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Matthew Bilge.
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Circleville Pumpkins's Chuck Calvin tries to line up the shot, the puck goes wild, into Shreveport Hlockey Players's net!
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Circleville Pumpkins 0.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Walt Tao bats it with the stick, the puck goes wild, into Circleville Pumpkins's net!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Circleville Pumpkins 1.
Don Calvin slams in to Chuck Calvin and knocks out 1.5964304714155422 teeth.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Gus Jefferson.
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 3, Circleville Pumpkins 1.
A pass to Matthew Bilge.
That's a unique way to play!
Matthew Bilge slams in to Fred Docent and knocks out 1.2384562609320329 teeth.
Matthew Bilge cycles to Don Calvin.
The puck is passed to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Bob Naw goes tape to tape to Finch Cavalcade.
Gus Jefferson connects, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Circleville Pumpkins!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 3, Circleville Pumpkins 2.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 3, Circleville Pumpkins 2.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Vanessa Fysher slams in to Bob Naw and knocks out 1.064845466902071 teeth.
They're gonna remember that one.
Rouen Pattern takes the shot. The Shreveport Hlockey Players score!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 4, Circleville Pumpkins 2.
Chuck Calvin passes to Fred Docent.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Circleville Pumpkins are on the move
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Circleville Pumpkins's Finch Cavalcade exchanges to Fred Docent.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge makes a clean pass to Walt Tao.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Assist by Matthew Bilge, passing to Walt Tao.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Walt Tao.
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 5, Circleville Pumpkins 2.
Don Calvin slams in to Vanessa Fysher and knocks out 2.9203908276480566 teeth.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin makes a filthy pass, Gus Jefferson picks it up.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Vanessa Fysher slams in to Bob Naw and knocks out 1.0140507940267003 teeth.
The puck is passed to Vanessa Fysher.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Fred Docent cycles to Chuck Calvin.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Chuck Calvin and knocks out 1.868844564840034 teeth.
Fred Docent makes a filthy pass to Bob Naw.
Finch Cavalcade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Fred Docent.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Matthew Bilge bats it with the stick, it goes wild, into Circleville Pumpkins's net!
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 5, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson takes the shot. The Shreveport Hlockey Players score!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 6, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Bob Naw and knocks out 1.3858063506716551 teeth.
A pass by Don Calvin.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 6, Circleville Pumpkins 3.
Game over. Final score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 6, Circleville Pumpkins 3
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are now 3-2. The Circleville Pumpkins are 2-3.
The Circleville Pumpkins π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Milwaukee Marxists vs. Duluth Dragons. This is round 5 in the playoffs. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Duluth Dragons currently have 4 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. It's time for some Hlockey.
The starting lineup for the Milwaukee Marxists consists of are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
The starting lineup for the Duluth Dragons consists of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 0, Duluth Dragons 0.
Larry Douglas goes tape to tape.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Jules Sheen.
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 0, Duluth Dragons 1.
Keeping the momentum going, Seldom Henge does the give-and-go to Markus Boniface.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Jasmine Norwood shoots, the puck goes wild, into Duluth Dragons's net!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 0, Duluth Dragons 2.
Markus Boniface was knocked out of the rink.
Markus Boniface returns to the rink.
Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 1, Duluth Dragons 2.
Larry Douglas slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.1450282921662078 teeth.
Larry Douglas does the give-and-go to Cory Ippolito.
Cory Ippolito passes to Larry Douglas.
Jasmine Norwood executes a clean pass to Cat Ko.
Larry Douglas makes a pass, Jasmine Norwood picks it up.
Larry Douglas slams in to Cat Ko and knocks out 1.1318597432602477 teeth.
Jason Pattern passes, Adam Scoresby picks it up.
Adam Scoresby makes a clean pass to Jules Sheen.
Jason Pattern executes a clean pass to Adam Scoresby.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Sage Balustrade.
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 2, Duluth Dragons 2.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Jason Pattern.
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 2, Duluth Dragons 3.
Assist by Jules Sheen, passing to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 2, Duluth Dragons 4.
Jasmine Norwood takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 3, Duluth Dragons 4.
Cory Ippolito exchanges to Larry Douglas.
Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Larry Douglas.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Larry Douglas.
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 4, Duluth Dragons 4.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Jason Pattern.
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 4, Duluth Dragons 5.
Sage Balustrade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jasmine Norwood.
A pass by Larry Douglas.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 4, Duluth Dragons 5.
Scoring for the Milwaukee Marxists, was Larry Douglas.
Current score, Milwaukee Marxists 5, Duluth Dragons 5.
Jasmine Norwood makes a filthy pass to Larry Douglas.
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
A pass by Sage Balustrade.
Jules Sheen passes to Adam Scoresby.
Good pass from Adam Scoresby to Markus Boniface.
Jasmine Norwood passes to Cat Ko.
Cat Ko does the give-and-go to Cory Ippolito.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.120684846590056 teeth.
The Milwaukee Marxists are on the move
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Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 6, Duluth Dragons 5.
Good pass from Cory Ippolito to Jasmine Norwood.
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Larry Douglas goes tape to tape to Cat Ko.
A pass to Jules Sheen.
Markus Boniface passed to Jules Sheen, setting up the score.
Jules Sheen takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Milwaukee Marxists 6, Duluth Dragons 6.
Cory Ippolito does the give-and-go to Larry Douglas.
Sage Balustrade passes to Larry Douglas.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.178956404709971 teeth.
What is this shit.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Cory Ippolito and knocks out 1.0037103886152177 teeth.
Jason Pattern passed to Adam Scoresby, setting up the score.
Well, that's embarassing. Adam Scoresby just managed to hit the biscuit into the Milwaukee Marxists's goal!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 7, Duluth Dragons 6.
Larry Douglas goes tape to tape, Cat Ko picks it up.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.001533436807006 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 7, Duluth Dragons 6.
Game over. Final score, Milwaukee Marxists 7, Duluth Dragons 6
The Milwaukee Marxists are now 4-1. The Duluth Dragons are 4-1.
Welcome to Kansas City Kites vs. Akron Aliens. Tournament round 5. The Kansas City Kites currently have 2 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Akron Aliens currently have 3 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Let's go.
Playing for the Kansas City Kites we have are Tory Harkness, Vivian Substance, Clementine Ko, Coop Calvin, and Ulysses Young.
Playing for the Akron Aliens we have are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 0.
Clementine Ko slams in to Coop Calvin and knocks out 1.2114459298554772 teeth.
Clementine Ko slams in to Coop Calvin and knocks out 2.1003041076761013 teeth.
A pass to Jim Scoresby.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
Assist by Jim Scoresby, passing to Ulysses Hound.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Ulysses Hound.
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 1.
Well, that's embarassing. Coop Calvin just managed to hit the puck into the Akron Aliens's goal!
Current score, Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 2.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Ulysses Young was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Young returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
That sucked!
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Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko exchanges to Ulysses Young.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
The Kansas City Kites's Vivian Substance tries to line up the shot, the hot puck goes wild, into Akron Aliens's net!
The score stands at Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 3.
I can hardly keep up.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Tory Harkness slams in to Aaron Stroop and knocks out 1.1348045502578272 teeth.
The puck is passed to Vivian Substance.
A pass to Mark Montgimery.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko is sent to limbo.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Mark Montgimery sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Ulysses Hound.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 3.
A pass by Tory Harkness.
A pass to Ulysses Young.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Akron Aliens's Ulysses Hound does the give-and-go to Mark Montgimery.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Bethny Hicks was knocked out of the rink.
Bethny Hicks returns to the rink.
Mark Montgimery makes a clean pass to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The Kansas City Kites's Ulysses Young tries to line up the shot, the puck goes wild, into Akron Aliens's net!
Current score, Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 4.
The Akron Aliens are keeping them off balance.
Tory Harkness passes to Ulysses Young.
The Akron Aliens's Ulysses Hound makes a clean pass to Aaron Stroop.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop makes a pass, Bethny Hicks picks it up.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
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Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
The Kansas City Kites's Tory Harkness makes a pass to Clementine Ko.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Clementine Ko was knocked out of the rink.
Clementine Ko returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Good pass from Ulysses Young to Clementine Ko.
Clementine Ko makes a clean pass to Coop Calvin.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 4.
Game over. Final score, Kansas City Kites 0, Akron Aliens 4
The Akron Aliens are now 4-1. The Kansas City Kites are 2-3.
The Kansas City Kites πͺ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Thunder Bay Thunder vs. Provo Pirates. Tournament round 6. The Thunder Bay Thunder currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Provo Pirates currently have 4 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. Game on...
Starting for the Thunder Bay Thunder are are Scotty Capstan, Kelvin Montgomery, Win Substance, Greg Firth, and Lee Tao.
The starting lineup for the Provo Pirates consists of are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Provo Pirates 0.
Colton Naw takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 0, Provo Pirates 1.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a pass, Percy Duchamp picks it up.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Jacan Dovecote executes a clean pass to Sorrel Karst.
Youch. That looked painful.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Lee Tao slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 2.6535712135630347 teeth.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
A pass by Colton Naw.
Keeping the momentum going, Duncan Vance passes to Colton Naw.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 1.153422455219031 teeth.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 1.8842192897512808 teeth.
The puck is passed to Percy Duchamp.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates's Percy Duchamp connects, the puck goes wild, into Thunder Bay Thunder's net!
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 1.
Duncan Vance exchanges.
Duncan Vance passed to Sorrel Karst, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Sorrel Karst.
Current score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 2.
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Duncan Vance.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.014475342326851 teeth.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Duncan Vance.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance cycles to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Lee Tao.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp exchanges to Colton Naw.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 2.1908042452781364 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 2.
Lee Tao was knocked out of the rink.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a pass to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
A pass by Kelvin Montgomery.
Let's see if that works out for them!
Oof! That looked painful.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 1.9532499867271358 teeth.
Colton Naw takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 3.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery was knocked out of the rink.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Colton Naw.
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 4.
Percy Duchamp exchanges to Colton Naw.
The puck is passed to Greg Firth.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Lee Tao is sent to limbo.
Lee Tao returns to the rink.
Assist by Kelvin Montgomery, passing to Greg Firth.
Well, that's embarassing. Greg Firth just managed to hit the hot puck into the Provo Pirates's goal!
The score stands at Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 5.
Keeping the momentum going, Sorrel Karst does the give-and-go to Percy Duchamp.
Lee Tao passes to Win Substance.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.1450810366323962 teeth.
Youch! That looked painful.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Oof! Looks like that hurt.
Kelvin Montgomery is sent to limbo.
Kelvin Montgomery returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan slams in to Win Substance and knocks out 1.4817507368385314 teeth.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw cycles to Duncan Vance.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jacan Dovecote.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Scotty Capstan passes, Kelvin Montgomery picks it up.
None of you are free of sin.
A pass by Duncan Vance.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 5.
Game over. Final score, Thunder Bay Thunder 1, Provo Pirates 5
The Provo Pirates are now 5-1. The Thunder Bay Thunder are 3-3.
The Thunder Bay Thunder βοΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Duluth Dragons vs. Kalamazoo Koalas. Tournament round 6. The Duluth Dragons currently have 4 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's see how these teams do.
The Duluth Dragons have a starting lineup of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
Playing for the Kalamazoo Koalas we have are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 0.
Well, that's embarassing. Coriander O'Shaughnessy just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 0.
The puck is passed to Jason Pattern.
A pass by Jason Pattern.
Felienne Shrike makes a pass to Cara Wallace.
Jason Pattern sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are keeping the pressure on!
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Cara Wallace executes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Cara Wallace makes a pass, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Well, that's embarassing. Seldom Henge just managed to hit the puck into the Kalamazoo Koalas's goal!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
Chance Strike makes a clean pass, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
What is this, a team of clowns.
Felienne Shrike passes, Coriander O'Shaughnessy picks it up.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Perdedor.
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Kyle Perdedor passed to Felienne Shrike, setting up the score.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Well, that's embarassing. Felienne Shrike just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
A pass by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Markus Boniface does the give-and-go to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jules Sheen.
Felienne Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Felienne Shrike returns to the rink.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are on the move
Felienne Shrike makes a clean pass to Cara Wallace.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Adam Scoresby.
Current score, Duluth Dragons 3, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Adam Scoresby.
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.915290737697793 teeth.
A pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Well, that's embarassing. Adam Scoresby just managed to hit the puck into the Kalamazoo Koalas's goal!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 5.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 6.
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A pass by Felienne Shrike.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are keeping them off balance!
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike exchanges.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Cara Wallace and knocks out 1.0359373993347432 teeth.
Markus Boniface passes to Jason Pattern.
The Duluth Dragons's Jason Pattern passes to Adam Scoresby.
I can hardly keep up.
Kyle Perdedor sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Felienne Shrike.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.4242752084730563 teeth.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Perdedor.
Oof! That looked painful.
Good pass from Adam Scoresby to Jules Sheen.
Kyle Perdedor does the give-and-go to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 6.
Game over. Final score, Duluth Dragons 4, Kalamazoo Koalas 6
The Kalamazoo Koalas are now 4-2. The Duluth Dragons are 4-2.
Welcome to Akron Aliens vs. Williston Warlocks. Round 6 of the playoffs. The Akron Aliens currently have 4 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Williston Warlocks currently have 4 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Here we go...
Playing for the Akron Aliens we have are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
Starting for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kurt Ford.
Current score, Akron Aliens 0, Williston Warlocks 1.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Stacey Duvoir goes tape to tape, Kelvin Tulle picks it up.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Bethny Hicks.
Current score, Akron Aliens 1, Williston Warlocks 1.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Aaron Stroop.
The score stands at Akron Aliens 2, Williston Warlocks 1.
Kelvin Tulle passes to Kurt Ford.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Kurt Ford passed to Stacey Duvoir, setting up the score.
Stacey Duvoir takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
Current score, Akron Aliens 2, Williston Warlocks 2.
What is this, a team of clowns.
Assist by Aaron Stroop, passing to Mark Montgimery.
Mark Montgimery takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 3, Williston Warlocks 2.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Akron Aliens 3, Williston Warlocks 2.
Good pass from Bethny Hicks to Ulysses Hound.
A pass by Kelvin Tulle.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Kelvin Tulle passes to Kurt Ford.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Geoff Stroop does the give-and-go.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Kelvin Tulle passes to Geoff Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
Mark Montgimery goes tape to tape to Ulysses Hound.
Kurt Ford passes, Geoff Stroop picks it up.
Assist by Kurt Ford, passing to Geoff Stroop.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Geoff Stroop.
Current score, Akron Aliens 3, Williston Warlocks 3.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
A pass by Ulysses Hound.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Mark Montgimery.
A pass by Jim Scoresby.
Well, that's embarassing. Kurt Ford just managed to hit it into the Akron Aliens's goal!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 4, Williston Warlocks 3.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
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The puck is passed to Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Akron Aliens 4, Williston Warlocks 3.
Game over. Final score, Akron Aliens 4, Williston Warlocks 3
The Akron Aliens are now 5-1. The Williston Warlocks are 4-2.
Welcome to Shreveport Hlockey Players vs. Milwaukee Marxists. Round 6 of the tournament. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 4 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players have a starting lineup of are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
The Milwaukee Marxists have a starting lineup of are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 0.
Larry Douglas slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.36741363112487 teeth.
Well, that's embarassing. Walt Tao just managed to hit the puck into the Milwaukee Marxists's goal!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.1559758363545756 teeth.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Good pass from Gus Jefferson to Matthew Bilge.
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The puck is passed to Gus Jefferson.
A pass by Larry Douglas.
Cat Ko does the give-and-go to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Gus Jefferson passes to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Rouen Pattern.
A pass by Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Good pass from Sage Balustrade to Cat Ko.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Jasmine Norwood tries to line up the shot, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Shreveport Hlockey Players!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 1, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Gus Jefferson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Matthew Bilge.
Matthew Bilge makes a clean pass to Gus Jefferson.
Matthew Bilge passed to Gus Jefferson, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Gus Jefferson.
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Keeping the momentum going, Cat Ko does the give-and-go to Larry Douglas.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Matthew Bilge cycles to Gus Jefferson.
Walt Tao executes a clean pass to Matthew Bilge.
That sucked.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.0823620430579712 teeth.
Larry Douglas does the give-and-go to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood cycles, Cat Ko picks it up.
The Milwaukee Marxists are on the move
Larry Douglas makes a pass.
Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.
Larry Douglas slams in to Cat Ko and knocks out 1.5907235864213383 teeth.
A pass by Matthew Bilge.
A pass by Rouen Pattern.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Larry Douglas makes a pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Matthew Bilge and knocks out 1.409031645263509 teeth.
The puck is passed to Matthew Bilge.
Gus Jefferson was knocked out of the rink.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1.
Game over. Final score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2, Milwaukee Marxists 1
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are now 4-2. The Milwaukee Marxists are 4-2.
Welcome to Grand Rapids Gravediggers vs. Cedar Rapids Cedars. Round 6 of the tournament. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. It's a beautiful day for Hlockey.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers have a starting lineup of are Terrence Devereaux, Kyle Purcell, Stella Hicks, Jack Devereaux, and Jasmine Drang.
Starting for the Cedar Rapids Cedars are are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0.
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Jack Devereaux sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kyle Purcell.
A pass by Kyle Purcell.
Lucifer Livermore slams in to Patrick Federvieh and knocks out 1.1334317470595898 teeth.
Alex Douglas takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
Current score, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 1.
Alex Douglas takes the shot. The Cedar Rapids Cedars score!
The score stands at Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Jack Devereaux does the give-and-go to Kyle Purcell.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Jack Devereaux does the give-and-go to Stella Hicks.
A pass to Terrence Zhang.
You don't see that every day!
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Kyle Purcell is sent to limbo.
Kyle Purcell returns to the rink.
Jasmine Drang cycles, Jack Devereaux picks it up.
Terrence Devereaux makes a filthy pass to Jasmine Drang.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers's Jasmine Drang exchanges to Terrence Devereaux.
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
A pass to Terrence Zhang.
A pass by Terrence Zhang.
A pass to Stella Hicks.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
A pass by Stella Hicks.
Jasmine Drang exchanges to Stella Hicks.
Oof! Looks like that hurt.
Stella Hicks passes to Jasmine Drang.
Keeping the momentum going, Jasmine Drang makes a filthy pass to Jack Devereaux.
A pass by Jack Devereaux.
Kyle Purcell does the give-and-go, Jasmine Drang picks it up.
Jasmine Drang slams in to Patrick Federvieh and knocks out 1.0157781473988425 teeth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2.
Game over. Final score, Grand Rapids Gravediggers 0, Cedar Rapids Cedars 2
The Cedar Rapids Cedars are now 4-2. The Grand Rapids Gravediggers are 3-3.
The Grand Rapids Gravediggers πͺ¦ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Toronto Teeth vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Tournament round 6. The Toronto Teeth currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 5 wins and 0 losses. They are in good shape. Here we go.
Playing for the Toronto Teeth we have are Larry Tulle, Ivan Diesel, Bella Phoneme, Tammy Mink, and Jim Nevermore.
Playing for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Toronto Teeth 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Larry Tulle slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.1028033867256324 teeth.
Scoring for the Toronto Teeth, was Larry Tulle.
The score stands at Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Jim Nevermore.
Larry Tulle slams in to Jim Nevermore and knocks out 1.0968921413313766 teeth.
Jim Nevermore makes a pass, Larry Tulle picks it up.
Xavier Augenbrecht takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Ivan Diesel was knocked out of the rink.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Jim Nevermore was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore does the give-and-go to Ivan Diesel.
Ivan Diesel sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Tulle.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Larry Tulle does the give-and-go to Jim Nevermore.
Jim Nevermore cycles to Ivan Diesel.
A pass to Tammy Mink.
Tammy Mink makes a filthy pass, Ivan Diesel picks it up.
Esther Dovecote passes to Markus Tooth.
Esther Dovecote slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.2294220463082188 teeth.
Yeesh. That looked painful.
The Toronto Teeth's Ivan Diesel passes to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle makes a pass to Jim Nevermore.
Markus Tooth makes a filthy pass.
Jim Nevermore sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Tulle.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
That sucked.
What is this shit.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Larry Tulle exchanges to Ivan Diesel.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Esther Dovecote executes a clean pass to Zacharias Bones.
A pass by Tammy Mink.
Tammy Mink slams in to Zefram Scoresby and knocks out 2.144908596125861 teeth.
Yeesh. That's gonna leave a mark.
Jim Nevermore is sent to limbo.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
Jim Nevermore executes a clean pass to Larry Tulle.
Keeping the momentum going, Xavier Augenbrecht makes a clean pass to Markus Tooth.
Assist by Jim Nevermore, passing to Larry Tulle.
Larry Tulle hits the puck, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
Current score, Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Ivan Diesel slams in to Zefram Scoresby and knocks out 2.2911229442093073 teeth.
Xavier Augenbrecht executes a clean pass, Esther Dovecote picks it up.
Larry Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.2507804570537087 teeth.
Good pass from Jim Nevermore to Ivan Diesel.
Jim Nevermore was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Nevermore returns to the rink.
The Toronto Teeth's Larry Tulle makes a clean pass to Ivan Diesel.
Tammy Mink slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.0886701395490823 teeth.
Good pass from Larry Tulle to Bella Phoneme.
Larry Tulle slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.7308404718182686 teeth.
Ivan Diesel is sent to limbo.
Ivan Diesel returns to the rink.
Bella Phoneme slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.212874326642363 teeth.
A pass to Larry Tulle.
Good pass from Bella Phoneme to Jim Nevermore.
Ivan Diesel slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 3.659738446678677 teeth.
The puck is passed to Ivan Diesel.
Bella Phoneme slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.7892630527993543 teeth.
The puck is passed to Larry Tulle.
Jim Nevermore slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.1324925518231714 teeth.
A pass by Larry Tulle.
Keeping the momentum going, Jim Nevermore does the give-and-go to Larry Tulle.
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Ivan Diesel slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.9623116595913694 teeth.
A pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
The puck is passed to Esther Dovecote.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Game over. Final score, Toronto Teeth 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 6-0. The Toronto Teeth are 3-3.
The Toronto Teeth π¦· are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Hudson Bay Harlequins vs. Hadleyburg Haze. Round 6 of the playoffs. The Hudson Bay Harlequins currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 3 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's see how these teams do.
Starting for the Hudson Bay Harlequins are are Thricebedamned Bannister, Julie Chevalier, Eyrie Ippolito, Shawn Wolfenstein, and Karina Douglas.
The starting lineup for the Hadleyburg Haze consists of are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 0, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
A pass to Karina Douglas.
Shawn Wolfenstein takes the shot. The Hudson Bay Harlequins score!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 2.1614148512872693 teeth.
A pass by Shawn Wolfenstein.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.9099660302789745 teeth.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Shawn Wolfenstein and knocks out 1.1365462742768673 teeth.
Karina Douglas slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.7655720066068303 teeth.
Darren Shrike passes to Jim Usual.
Eyrie Ippolito makes a clean pass to Shawn Wolfenstein.
The puck is passed to Julie Chevalier.
The puck is passed to Shawn Wolfenstein.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Karina Douglas makes a pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
The puck is passed to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Keeping the momentum going, Jim Usual passes to Ames Pines.
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I can hardly keep up.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Karina Douglas slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.8078052886269012 teeth.
Sherman Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Trish Zee.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.55973197986902 teeth.
Eyrie Ippolito slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.213721806968341 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Thricebedamned Bannister makes a filthy pass to Julie Chevalier.
A pass by Julie Chevalier.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 2.4781291094143727 teeth.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a pass to Shawn Wolfenstein.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are keeping them off balance.
Shawn Wolfenstein makes a filthy pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Julie Chevalier executes a clean pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
Jim Usual takes the shot. The Hadleyburg Haze score!
The score stands at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Sherman Douglas and knocks out 1.293773264303574 teeth.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Thricebedamned Bannister.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Jim Usual and knocks out 2.032409610836289 teeth.
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Julie Chevalier.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
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A pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
Youch. That's gonna leave a mark.
I can hardly keep up!
Darren Shrike is sent to limbo.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
I can't believe what I'm watching!
Keeping the momentum going, Julie Chevalier cycles to Thricebedamned Bannister.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Thricebedamned Bannister passes to Karina Douglas.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 1.
We're going into overtime. The multiball rule is in effect. The score is tied at Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 1
The Hudson Bay Harlequins are on the move
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Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Shawn Wolfenstein.
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Keeping the momentum going, Eyrie Ippolito passes to Shawn Wolfenstein.
Yeesh. That's gonna leave a mark.
Shawn Wolfenstein slams in to Ames Pines and knocks out 1.415017846319082 teeth.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
A pass to Karina Douglas.
Jim Usual sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Trish Zee.
Julie Chevalier slams in to Sherman Douglas and knocks out 1.4655725075651593 teeth.
A pass by Karina Douglas.
Trish Zee passes to Ames Pines.
Shawn Wolfenstein passes to Eyrie Ippolito.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Ames Pines makes a pass to Jim Usual.
Eyrie Ippolito does the give-and-go, Thricebedamned Bannister picks it up.
Let's see if that works out for them!
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
The Hadleyburg Haze's Trish Zee makes a clean pass to Jim Usual.
Thricebedamned Bannister slams in to Eyrie Ippolito and knocks out 1.6976849658323472 teeth.
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Thricebedamned Bannister cycles to Karina Douglas.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins's Eyrie Ippolito tries to line up the shot, the puck goes wild, into Hadleyburg Haze's net!
Current score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Thricebedamned Bannister sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Karina Douglas.
Karina Douglas passes to Thricebedamned Bannister.
Eyrie Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Julie Chevalier.
Julie Chevalier makes a pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
A pass to Thricebedamned Bannister.
I can hardly keep up.
Trish Zee exchanges.
A pass to Ames Pines.
Good pass from Darren Shrike to Trish Zee.
A pass to Ames Pines.
Thricebedamned Bannister makes a clean pass, Karina Douglas picks it up.
A pass to Eyrie Ippolito.
And that's the end of period 4; the score is Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 2.
Game over. Final score, Hudson Bay Harlequins 1, Hadleyburg Haze 2
The Hadleyburg Haze are now 4-2. The Hudson Bay Harlequins are 3-3.
The Hudson Bay Harlequins π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Akron Aliens vs. Duluth Dragons. This is round 7 in the playoffs. The Akron Aliens currently have 5 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. The Duluth Dragons currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go!
Playing for the Akron Aliens are are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
The starting lineup for the Duluth Dragons consists of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Duluth Dragons 0.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jules Sheen takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 0, Duluth Dragons 1.
Ulysses Hound slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.2690684854430485 teeth.
Jules Sheen takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Akron Aliens 0, Duluth Dragons 2.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
Assist by Ulysses Hound, passing to Mark Montgimery.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Mark Montgimery.
The score stands at Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 2.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Seldom Henge.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Seldom Henge exchanges.
Assist by Seldom Henge, passing to Adam Scoresby.
Scoring for the Duluth Dragons, was Adam Scoresby.
The score stands at Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 3.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass by Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 3.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Mark Montgimery makes a clean pass.
Jim Scoresby exchanges to Ulysses Hound.
The Akron Aliens's Ulysses Hound makes a clean pass to Aaron Stroop.
Keeping the momentum going, Adam Scoresby exchanges to Jason Pattern.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass to Aaron Stroop.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.1634357396720274 teeth.
None of you are free of sin!
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Jules Sheen executes a clean pass to Seldom Henge.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Bethny Hicks slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.540928760976047 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Seldom Henge makes a filthy pass to Adam Scoresby.
Jules Sheen slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.0909118075592579 teeth.
A pass by Adam Scoresby.
Markus Boniface sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Adam Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Youch! That's gonna leave a mark.
Jules Sheen takes the shot. The Duluth Dragons score!
Current score, Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 4.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Youch! Looks like that hurt.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound cycles to Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop passes to Ulysses Hound.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 4.
Game over. Final score, Akron Aliens 1, Duluth Dragons 4
The Duluth Dragons are now 5-2. The Akron Aliens are 5-2.
Welcome to Cedar Rapids Cedars vs. Provo Pirates. Round 7 of the tournament. The Cedar Rapids Cedars currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Provo Pirates currently have 5 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss.
Starting for the Cedar Rapids Cedars are are Zefram Questceque, Lucifer Livermore, Alex Douglas, Terrence Zhang, and Patrick Federvieh.
Playing for the Provo Pirates are are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 0.
Colton Naw takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 1.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Jacan Dovecote.
Sorrel Karst cycles to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Sorrel Karst.
Patrick Federvieh exchanges to Zefram Questceque.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Duncan Vance.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst makes a filthy pass to Duncan Vance.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance goes tape to tape to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Duncan Vance sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Good pass from Percy Duchamp to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst passes to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Lucifer Livermore slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 1.7369073375846777 teeth.
Lucifer Livermore slams in to Terrence Zhang and knocks out 1.067656143694665 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 1.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Duncan Vance.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars's Terrence Zhang hits it, it goes wild, into Provo Pirates's net!
Current score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 2.
The puck is passed to Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
A pass to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
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Colton Naw does the give-and-go to Jacan Dovecote.
Assist by Colton Naw, passing to Jacan Dovecote.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Jacan Dovecote.
The score stands at Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 3.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
A pass to Jacan Dovecote.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 3.
Game over. Final score, Cedar Rapids Cedars 0, Provo Pirates 3
The Provo Pirates are now 6-1. The Cedar Rapids Cedars are 4-3.
The Cedar Rapids Cedars π² are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Nacogdoches No vs. Williston Warlocks. Round 7 of the tournament. The Nacogdoches No currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Williston Warlocks currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The teams are lining up.
The starting lineup for the Nacogdoches No consists of are Stacey Firth, Insultia Mink, Pierre Firth, Wake Pattern, and Olgun Stigmata.
Playing for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
The Williston Warlocks are on the move
Olgun Stigmata slams in to Geoff Stroop and knocks out 1.2228088643026938 teeth.
The Williston Warlocks are on the move
Oof! That looked painful.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
A pass by Stacey Duvoir.
Kurt Ford makes a clean pass.
Kurt Ford goes tape to tape to Stacey Duvoir.
The Williston Warlocks are keeping them off balance.
Wake Pattern slams in to Markus Hsieh and knocks out 1.1900135328032526 teeth.
Olgun Stigmata connects, but it goes in the other team's net! A point for the Williston Warlocks!
Current score, Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 1.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Geoff Stroop.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 2.
Good pass from Wake Pattern to Olgun Stigmata.
Assist by Wake Pattern, passing to Olgun Stigmata.
The Nacogdoches No's Olgun Stigmata hits the puck, the puck goes wild, into Williston Warlocks's net!
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 3.
Geoff Stroop executes a clean pass to Stacey Duvoir.
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Kurt Ford passes to Geoff Stroop.
A pass by Geoff Stroop.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
Stacey Duvoir makes a clean pass.
A pass to Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 3.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kurt Ford.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 4.
Markus Hsieh exchanges to Kurt Ford.
Markus Hsieh passed to Kurt Ford, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kurt Ford.
Current score, Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 5.
Keeping the momentum going, Pierre Firth makes a filthy pass to Olgun Stigmata.
The puck is passed to Insultia Mink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.
Kelvin Tulle exchanges to Kurt Ford.
Kurt Ford goes tape to tape to Kelvin Tulle.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Kurt Ford passed to Kelvin Tulle, setting up the score.
Kelvin Tulle takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 6.
A pass by Kelvin Tulle.
Kurt Ford does the give-and-go, Geoff Stroop picks it up.
A pass by Kelvin Tulle.
Wake Pattern makes a filthy pass to Olgun Stigmata.
A pass to Kurt Ford.
Insultia Mink is sent to limbo.
Insultia Mink returns to the rink.
Insultia Mink goes tape to tape to Stacey Firth.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 6.
Game over. Final score, Nacogdoches No 0, Williston Warlocks 6
The Williston Warlocks are now 5-2. The Nacogdoches No are 4-3.
The Nacogdoches No π
ββοΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Milwaukee Marxists vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Tournament round 7. The Milwaukee Marxists currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 6 wins and 0 losses. That's a solid position. Let's go.
Playing for the Milwaukee Marxists are are Jasmine Norwood, Larry Douglas, Cat Ko, Sage Balustrade, and Cory Ippolito.
Playing for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Larry Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jasmine Norwood.
Keeping the momentum going, Jasmine Norwood cycles to Larry Douglas.
Larry Douglas exchanges to Cat Ko.
That's gonna throw them for a loop!
Larry Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Cat Ko.
Cat Ko passes to Larry Douglas.
The puck is passed to Jasmine Norwood.
Ouch! That looked painful.
Cat Ko executes a clean pass to Cory Ippolito.
A pass by Markus Tooth.
Cory Ippolito sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sage Balustrade.
Larry Douglas takes the shot. The Milwaukee Marxists score!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Larry Douglas slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.9561246919263646 teeth.
Markus Tooth takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
Current score, Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Larry Douglas makes a clean pass to Sage Balustrade.
Sage Balustrade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
Xavier Augenbrecht slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.3510716738349806 teeth.
Assist by Sage Balustrade, passing to Larry Douglas.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Larry Douglas bats it with the stick, the biscuit goes wild, into Traverse City Trash Cans's net!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Larry Douglas exchanges.
Sage Balustrade exchanges to Larry Douglas.
A pass by Xavier Augenbrecht.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Larry Douglas and knocks out 1.0168504237881817 teeth.
Larry Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Cory Ippolito.
Larry Douglas cycles, Cat Ko picks it up.
Cory Ippolito goes tape to tape to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood exchanges to Larry Douglas.
Cat Ko slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.1717290646832974 teeth.
The Traverse City Trash Cans's Zacharias Bones goes tape to tape to Esther Dovecote.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Larry Douglas cycles to Cory Ippolito.
The Milwaukee Marxists are on the move
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.7186777898714667 teeth.
Assist by Larry Douglas, passing to Cory Ippolito.
Cory Ippolito connects, but it goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
The score stands at Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
A pass by Cat Ko.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.4565950657185136 teeth.
The puck is passed to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Sage Balustrade sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
The Milwaukee Marxists's Larry Douglas makes a filthy pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood goes tape to tape to Larry Douglas.
Jasmine Norwood slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.9285799049431953 teeth.
Esther Dovecote does the give-and-go to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Larry Douglas makes a filthy pass to Jasmine Norwood.
Jasmine Norwood does the give-and-go.
Cat Ko sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Larry Douglas.
Cat Ko slams in to Sage Balustrade and knocks out 1.0384493914731157 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Xavier Augenbrecht goes tape to tape to Zacharias Bones.
Looks like it'll be a long game for Traverse City Trash Cans!
Sage Balustrade does the give-and-go to Larry Douglas.
Zefram Scoresby sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Xavier Augenbrecht.
Markus Tooth sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Xavier Augenbrecht.
The Traverse City Trash Cans are on the move
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Game over. Final score, Milwaukee Marxists 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 7-0. The Milwaukee Marxists are 4-3.
The Milwaukee Marxists π₯Έ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Hadleyburg Haze vs. Shreveport Hlockey Players. Round 7 of the tournament. The Hadleyburg Haze currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 4 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go...
Playing for the Hadleyburg Haze we have are Ames Pines, Trish Zee, Jim Usual, Sherman Douglas, and Darren Shrike.
Playing for the Shreveport Hlockey Players we have are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0.
Matthew Bilge makes a filthy pass to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson takes the shot. The Shreveport Hlockey Players score!
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 0, Shreveport Hlockey Players 1.
Walt Tao passes to Matthew Bilge.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge goes tape to tape to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players's Gus Jefferson shoots, the puck goes wild, into Hadleyburg Haze's net!
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 1.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Ames Pines executes a clean pass to Trish Zee.
Matthew Bilge sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Gus Jefferson.
Sherman Douglas sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Darren Shrike.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson goes tape to tape to Walt Tao.
Assist by Gus Jefferson, passing to Walt Tao.
Scoring for the Shreveport Hlockey Players, was Walt Tao.
Current score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are keeping the pressure on!
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
What is this shit!
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Darren Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Darren Shrike returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Jim Usual.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Jim Usual goes tape to tape to Trish Zee.
Gus Jefferson cycles to Don Calvin.
Don Calvin does the give-and-go to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
Good pass from Matthew Bilge to Gus Jefferson.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
The Hadleyburg Haze are keeping them off balance.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Walt Tao does the give-and-go to Gus Jefferson.
Matthew Bilge slams in to Walt Tao and knocks out 1.3535148744341812 teeth.
Ames Pines slams in to Walt Tao and knocks out 1.0584483712940143 teeth.
Gus Jefferson sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Matthew Bilge.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are on the move
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Hadleyburg Haze 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2.
Game over. Final score, Hadleyburg Haze 1, Shreveport Hlockey Players 2
The Shreveport Hlockey Players are now 5-2. The Hadleyburg Haze are 4-3.
The Hadleyburg Haze πΆβπ«οΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Shreveport Hlockey Players vs. Akron Aliens. Round 8 of the tournament. The Shreveport Hlockey Players currently have 5 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Akron Aliens currently have 5 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more.
Playing for the Shreveport Hlockey Players are are Gus Jefferson, Matthew Bilge, Don Calvin, Walt Tao, and Rouen Pattern.
The starting lineup for the Akron Aliens consists of are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 0.
Bethny Hicks takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 1.
Matthew Bilge cycles to Gus Jefferson.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Walt Tao makes a pass to Gus Jefferson.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson is sent to limbo.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Don Calvin slams in to Mark Montgimery and knocks out 2.0161785835341264 teeth.
A pass by Ulysses Hound.
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Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
A pass to Gus Jefferson.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Akron Aliens, was Jim Scoresby.
Current score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 2.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge passes, Don Calvin picks it up.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 2.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
A pass to Gus Jefferson.
Rouen Pattern slams in to Aaron Stroop and knocks out 1.8181250086627747 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby goes tape to tape.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge slams in to Walt Tao and knocks out 1.0080972776295112 teeth.
Don Calvin was knocked out of the rink.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bethny Hicks.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge cycles.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
They're gonna remember that one.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Mark Montgimery takes the shot. The Akron Aliens score!
The score stands at Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 3.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson slams in to Aaron Stroop and knocks out 1.3282105912572753 teeth.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Matthew Bilge sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Don Calvin.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Don Calvin is sent to limbo.
Don Calvin returns to the rink.
Gus Jefferson was knocked out of the rink.
Gus Jefferson returns to the rink.
They're on their game tonight.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 3.
Game over. Final score, Shreveport Hlockey Players 0, Akron Aliens 3
The Akron Aliens are now 6-2. The Shreveport Hlockey Players are 5-3.
The Shreveport Hlockey Players π€ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Duluth Dragons vs. Kalamazoo Koalas. Round 8 of the playoffs. The Duluth Dragons currently have 5 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 5 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Game on.
The Duluth Dragons have a starting lineup of are Adam Scoresby, Jules Sheen, Jason Pattern, Markus Boniface, and Seldom Henge.
Playing for the Kalamazoo Koalas we have are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 0.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.242033504737714 teeth.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Coriander O'Shaughnessy and knocks out 1.113045773677142 teeth.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 3.18225170941451 teeth.
A pass by Felienne Shrike.
A pass to Felienne Shrike.
Felienne Shrike was knocked out of the rink.
Felienne Shrike returns to the rink.
Seldom Henge makes a clean pass to Jason Pattern.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Chance Strike makes a pass to Cara Wallace.
Chance Strike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Felienne Shrike.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Kyle Perdedor.
Cara Wallace takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 1.
The Duluth Dragons's Markus Boniface makes a clean pass to Jason Pattern.
That's gonna throw them for a loop.
Scoring for the Kalamazoo Koalas, was Chance Strike.
Current score, Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 2.
Jules Sheen slams in to Seldom Henge and knocks out 1.0132348408124414 teeth.
Felienne Shrike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Keeping the momentum going, Seldom Henge does the give-and-go to Adam Scoresby.
Adam Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Adam Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Cara Wallace makes a pass to Felienne Shrike.
That was exceptional!
Adam Scoresby slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 2.1393630263629757 teeth.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.3387484322179934 teeth.
The Kalamazoo Koalas are keeping the pressure on!
A pass by Kyle Perdedor.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 3.
Kyle Perdedor takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 4.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy passes, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
Assist by Coriander O'Shaughnessy, passing to Kyle Perdedor.
Kyle Perdedor takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 0, Kalamazoo Koalas 5.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.0439553628004685 teeth.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Cara Wallace and knocks out 1.101537994467705 teeth.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Felienne Shrike and knocks out 1.0341726803021711 teeth.
Felienne Shrike goes tape to tape to Chance Strike.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.0590900551753482 teeth.
Markus Boniface slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.1209750786302302 teeth.
Well, that's embarassing. Felienne Shrike just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 5.
Chance Strike takes the shot. The Kalamazoo Koalas score!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 6.
A pass by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Coriander O'Shaughnessy and knocks out 1.173803072773772 teeth.
Jason Pattern slams in to Coriander O'Shaughnessy and knocks out 1.7259300462385527 teeth.
Chance Strike passes to Felienne Shrike.
Markus Boniface slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.0644558941210196 teeth.
Seldom Henge takes a swipe, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Kalamazoo Koalas!
Current score, Duluth Dragons 1, Kalamazoo Koalas 7.
A pass by Jason Pattern.
Felienne Shrike sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 2.5126348672155814 teeth.
Jules Sheen slams in to Kyle Perdedor and knocks out 2.0488682938635656 teeth.
Jules Sheen goes tape to tape to Markus Boniface.
Adam Scoresby slams in to Jason Pattern and knocks out 1.812411093815049 teeth.
A pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Well, that's embarassing. Kyle Perdedor just managed to hit the puck into the Duluth Dragons's goal!
The score stands at Duluth Dragons 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 7.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Duluth Dragons 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 7.
Game over. Final score, Duluth Dragons 2, Kalamazoo Koalas 7
The Kalamazoo Koalas are now 6-2. The Duluth Dragons are 5-3.
The Duluth Dragons π are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Traverse City Trash Cans vs. Williston Warlocks. Round 8 of the playoffs. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 7 wins and 0 losses. They are undefeated. The Williston Warlocks currently have 5 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's go.
Starting for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
The Williston Warlocks have a starting lineup of are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
That was exceptional.
Kelvin Tulle does the give-and-go, Stacey Duvoir picks it up.
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Kurt Ford executes a clean pass to Stacey Duvoir.
Kurt Ford cycles to Geoff Stroop.
Keeping the momentum going, Geoff Stroop passes to Stacey Duvoir.
Stacey Duvoir sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kurt Ford.
Stacey Duvoir goes tape to tape to Kurt Ford.
Kelvin Tulle does the give-and-go, Geoff Stroop picks it up.
Markus Tooth takes a swipe, but the hot puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Williston Warlocks!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 1.
The puck is passed to Markus Hsieh.
Good pass from Markus Hsieh to Kelvin Tulle.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 1.
They're gonna remember that one.
Keeping the momentum going, Kelvin Tulle executes a clean pass to Kurt Ford.
The Williston Warlocks are on the move
Good pass from Stacey Duvoir to Kelvin Tulle.
Kurt Ford passed to Kelvin Tulle, setting up the score.
Kelvin Tulle takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 2.
Esther Dovecote cycles.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
Kurt Ford cycles to Kelvin Tulle.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Kurt Ford and knocks out 2.6004767564245737 teeth.
A pass to Geoff Stroop.
The Williston Warlocks are on the move
Kurt Ford makes a filthy pass to Kelvin Tulle.
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And that's the end of period 3; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 2.
Game over. Final score, Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 2
The Williston Warlocks are now 6-2. The Traverse City Trash Cans are 7-1.
Welcome to Akron Aliens vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. This is round 9 in the playoffs. The Akron Aliens currently have 6 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 7 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Let's see how these teams do.
Playing for the Akron Aliens we have are Mark Montgimery, Aaron Stroop, Ulysses Hound, Bethny Hicks, and Jim Scoresby.
The starting lineup for the Traverse City Trash Cans consists of are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
A pass to Ulysses Hound.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
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Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
The Akron Aliens's Aaron Stroop does the give-and-go to Mark Montgimery.
Mark Montgimery makes a filthy pass to Jim Scoresby.
A pass by Jim Scoresby.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.0664889018904669 teeth.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Ulysses Hound goes tape to tape to Aaron Stroop.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Bethny Hicks slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.3289454483083605 teeth.
A pass to Jim Scoresby.
Ulysses Hound exchanges, Aaron Stroop picks it up.
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Good pass from Jim Scoresby to Ulysses Hound.
Bethny Hicks slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.3791257111726702 teeth.
Jim Scoresby slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 2.2986048527717444 teeth.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.1896857158415548 teeth.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound executes a clean pass.
Mark Montgimery sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Jim Scoresby.
Jim Scoresby executes a clean pass to Aaron Stroop.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Esther Dovecote makes a pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Ulysses Hound sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Bethny Hicks.
Bethny Hicks makes a pass, Mark Montgimery picks it up.
Mark Montgimery slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.3868630796349666 teeth.
Mark Montgimery exchanges.
Ulysses Hound slams in to Zefram Scoresby and knocks out 1.926898444872179 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.0766982117084871 teeth.
Aaron Stroop makes a clean pass to Jim Scoresby.
Assist by Aaron Stroop, passing to Jim Scoresby.
Well, that's embarassing. Jim Scoresby just managed to hit the hot puck into the Traverse City Trash Cans's goal!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Zefram Scoresby takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
The puck is passed to Ulysses Hound.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Aaron Stroop makes a clean pass to Bethny Hicks.
Ulysses Hound was knocked out of the rink.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Ulysses Hound is sent to limbo.
Ulysses Hound returns to the rink.
Jim Scoresby was knocked out of the rink.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
The Akron Aliens are on the move
Jim Scoresby is sent to limbo.
Jim Scoresby returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Game over. Final score, Akron Aliens 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 8-1. The Akron Aliens are 6-3.
The Akron Aliens π½ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Kalamazoo Koalas vs. Provo Pirates. This is round 9 in the playoffs. The Kalamazoo Koalas currently have 6 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Provo Pirates currently have 7 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Game on...
Starting for the Kalamazoo Koalas are are Kyle Perdedor, Felienne Shrike, Chance Strike, Cara Wallace, and Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
The starting lineup for the Provo Pirates consists of are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 0.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Kyle Perdedor cycles to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.4882755387175894 teeth.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 1.515865154488306 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp goes tape to tape to Colton Naw.
Felienne Shrike exchanges to Kyle Perdedor.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.674864526179453 teeth.
Chance Strike makes a clean pass to Felienne Shrike.
Good pass from Felienne Shrike to Cara Wallace.
Good pass from Cara Wallace to Felienne Shrike.
Well, that's embarassing. Felienne Shrike just managed to hit the biscuit into the Provo Pirates's goal!
The score stands at Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 1.
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Felienne Shrike goes tape to tape to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
A pass by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Duncan Vance and knocks out 2.629097745609078 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw goes tape to tape to Percy Duchamp.
Keeping the momentum going, Percy Duchamp passes to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst makes a filthy pass to Percy Duchamp.
Yeesh. Looks like that hurt.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.473919052800605 teeth.
A pass by Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Cara Wallace exchanges to Felienne Shrike.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.4715682417353464 teeth.
Kyle Perdedor slams in to Chance Strike and knocks out 1.122278389681599 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 1.
Colton Naw executes a clean pass to Sorrel Karst.
Assist by Colton Naw, passing to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst takes the shot. The Provo Pirates score!
Current score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 2.
Felienne Shrike is sent to limbo.
Felienne Shrike returns to the rink.
A pass to Chance Strike.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.4153374630233495 teeth.
Chance Strike does the give-and-go, Kyle Perdedor picks it up.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Felienne Shrike slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 1.8459982413493288 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Felienne Shrike executes a clean pass to Coriander O'Shaughnessy.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.60947495574032 teeth.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Coriander O'Shaughnessy slams in to Jacan Dovecote and knocks out 1.2888205257554481 teeth.
The Kalamazoo Koalas's Felienne Shrike makes a clean pass to Kyle Perdedor.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 3.4413881568449685 teeth.
Kyle Perdedor executes a clean pass, Felienne Shrike picks it up.
The Provo Pirates's Jacan Dovecote exchanges to Colton Naw.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 2.
Game over. Final score, Kalamazoo Koalas 0, Provo Pirates 2
The Provo Pirates are now 8-1. The Kalamazoo Koalas are 6-3.
The Kalamazoo Koalas π¨ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Provo Pirates vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Round 10 of the playoffs. The Provo Pirates currently have 8 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 8 wins and 1 losses. They don't have much room for error, but they can afford one more loss. Let's go!
Playing for the Provo Pirates are are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
Playing for the Traverse City Trash Cans we have are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Percy Duchamp executes a clean pass to Duncan Vance.
A pass to Percy Duchamp.
A pass to Sorrel Karst.
Colton Naw makes a clean pass to Percy Duchamp.
What is this, a team of clowns!
Percy Duchamp passed to Duncan Vance, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Duncan Vance.
The score stands at Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Colton Naw cycles to Sorrel Karst.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.5506208306748468 teeth.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.571158565854657 teeth.
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Ouch. That looked painful.
Good pass from Sorrel Karst to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Percy Duchamp.
A pass to Sorrel Karst.
Duncan Vance slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 2.7925112090027 teeth.
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Duncan Vance passes, Colton Naw picks it up.
Colton Naw exchanges to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.2681701704342798 teeth.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.580666222932851 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.4835086352578772 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.609047715741196 teeth.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.4816929069803684 teeth.
The Provo Pirates's Colton Naw does the give-and-go to Percy Duchamp.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.1217502712953427 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.4147229708570122 teeth.
Sorrel Karst cycles to Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Keeping the momentum going, Colton Naw executes a clean pass to Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 3.218033047839023 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.2707630321957708 teeth.
Sorrel Karst sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Zefram Scoresby slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.4201740927950175 teeth.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
puck_1 is sent to limbo.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 2.7015596284908137 teeth.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.7377729478677277 teeth.
Duncan Vance makes a pass to Colton Naw.
A pass to Percy Duchamp.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Markus Tooth.
The score stands at Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Markus Tooth takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp passes.
Colton Naw goes tape to tape, Percy Duchamp picks it up.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.007505777958254 teeth.
Percy Duchamp cycles, Colton Naw picks it up.
A pass to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
Duncan Vance slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 2.737572255664923 teeth.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.4334164776924745 teeth.
puck_1 was knocked out of the rink.
puck_1 returns to the rink.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Game over. Final score, Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 9-1. The Provo Pirates are 8-2.
Welcome to Traverse City Trash Cans vs. Williston Warlocks. This is round 11 in the playoffs. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 9 wins and 1 losses. Overall, they're fine. The Williston Warlocks currently have 8 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. It's time for some Hlockey.
Starting for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
The Williston Warlocks have a starting lineup of are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 0, Williston Warlocks 0.
Zacharias Bones slams in to Stacey Duvoir and knocks out 1.2973490590387893 teeth.
Stacey Duvoir executes a clean pass to Kelvin Tulle.
Kelvin Tulle makes a pass to Stacey Duvoir.
Stacey Duvoir makes a clean pass to Kelvin Tulle.
I can't believe what I'm watching.
A pass to Zacharias Bones.
I can hardly keep up!
Assist by Zefram Scoresby, passing to Esther Dovecote.
Esther Dovecote takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Williston Warlocks 0.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kurt Ford.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Williston Warlocks 1.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
Keeping the momentum going, Esther Dovecote does the give-and-go to Zefram Scoresby.
Zefram Scoresby makes a pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Kurt Ford takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 1, Williston Warlocks 2.
A pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Kurt Ford and knocks out 2.2986576637166185 teeth.
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What is this, a team of clowns!
Xavier Augenbrecht makes a pass, Markus Tooth picks it up.
A pass by Markus Tooth.
Markus Tooth passed to Xavier Augenbrecht, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Williston Warlocks 2.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kelvin Tulle.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Williston Warlocks 3.
Zacharias Bones slams in to Kelvin Tulle and knocks out 1.4455874187859594 teeth.
Kurt Ford goes tape to tape to Markus Hsieh.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 2, Williston Warlocks 3.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Xavier Augenbrecht.
Current score, Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Williston Warlocks 3.
Markus Tooth cycles to Esther Dovecote.
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Well, that's embarassing. Esther Dovecote just managed to hit the biscuit into the Williston Warlocks's goal!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Williston Warlocks 4.
Kurt Ford takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 3, Williston Warlocks 5.
Markus Hsieh sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Kelvin Tulle.
What is this shit.
Kurt Ford exchanges.
Zacharias Bones slams in to Markus Hsieh and knocks out 2.713281304202983 teeth.
Kelvin Tulle bats it with the stick, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
The score stands at Traverse City Trash Cans 4, Williston Warlocks 5.
Kurt Ford makes a pass to Markus Hsieh.
Yeesh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Zefram Scoresby does the give-and-go to Markus Tooth.
Esther Dovecote makes a clean pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Xavier Augenbrecht makes a clean pass to Markus Tooth.
A pass by Markus Tooth.
Esther Dovecote slams in to Kurt Ford and knocks out 1.5217720301121724 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Kurt Ford goes tape to tape to Kelvin Tulle.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Traverse City Trash Cans 4, Williston Warlocks 5.
Game over. Final score, Traverse City Trash Cans 4, Williston Warlocks 5
The Williston Warlocks are now 9-2. The Traverse City Trash Cans are 9-2.
Welcome to Williston Warlocks vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Round 12 of the playoffs. The Williston Warlocks currently have 9 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 9 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Let's see how these teams do.
Playing for the Williston Warlocks are are Kelvin Tulle, Geoff Stroop, Stacey Duvoir, Markus Hsieh, and Kurt Ford.
The Traverse City Trash Cans have a starting lineup of are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Williston Warlocks 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
The Williston Warlocks's Kurt Ford makes a filthy pass to Kelvin Tulle.
Geoff Stroop slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.7740184200470082 teeth.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.980823686714201 teeth.
Kurt Ford slams in to Zefram Scoresby and knocks out 2.2170772969567882 teeth.
Stacey Duvoir slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 3.066489099519821 teeth.
The Williston Warlocks's Kelvin Tulle goes tape to tape to Kurt Ford.
Markus Tooth takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.3368026343239183 teeth.
Kurt Ford takes the shot. The Williston Warlocks score!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 4.6367155223827465 teeth.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
Markus Hsieh slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.4720548831375502 teeth.
Kurt Ford slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 2.289193787425522 teeth.
Kurt Ford cycles to Stacey Duvoir.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Kurt Ford and knocks out 3.277770712310765 teeth.
Esther Dovecote takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
The score stands at Williston Warlocks 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Stacey Duvoir slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.2503977341902526 teeth.
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The Williston Warlocks's Markus Hsieh shoots, the puck goes wild, into Traverse City Trash Cans's net!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Kurt Ford slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.7226300756589006 teeth.
A pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 3.2069020260929912 teeth.
Kurt Ford slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 5.138517354038272 teeth.
Markus Hsieh exchanges to Kurt Ford.
Kurt Ford goes tape to tape.
The Williston Warlocks's Stacey Duvoir makes a filthy pass to Kurt Ford.
Esther Dovecote does the give-and-go to Zefram Scoresby.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.530076453349512 teeth.
Esther Dovecote slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.1918353735676332 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Williston Warlocks 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Scoring for the Williston Warlocks, was Kurt Ford.
The score stands at Williston Warlocks 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Kurt Ford slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.0673794554822333 teeth.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
Xavier Augenbrecht slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.6970075719294826 teeth.
Kelvin Tulle passes to Kurt Ford.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
Stacey Duvoir slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.6809960581748258 teeth.
Good pass from Kelvin Tulle to Kurt Ford.
Keeping the momentum going, Kurt Ford makes a clean pass to Markus Hsieh.
Kurt Ford slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 3.4714923049413438 teeth.
They're gonna remember that one.
Stacey Duvoir executes a clean pass, Kurt Ford picks it up.
Stacey Duvoir slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 3.2355029909107618 teeth.
Kurt Ford slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.8831033011098128 teeth.
Geoff Stroop slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 3.8474634365151386 teeth.
Esther Dovecote exchanges to Zefram Scoresby.
Esther Dovecote passed to Zefram Scoresby, setting up the score.
Zefram Scoresby takes the shot. The Traverse City Trash Cans score!
Current score, Williston Warlocks 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 4.
Kurt Ford slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.966268096742042 teeth.
A pass by Kurt Ford.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.6627412495420244 teeth.
Geoff Stroop slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 2.4211629902508096 teeth.
Kurt Ford slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 3.1598877498619715 teeth.
Kelvin Tulle slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 4.98289544813193 teeth.
The puck is passed to Kelvin Tulle.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Williston Warlocks 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 4.
Game over. Final score, Williston Warlocks 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 4
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 10-2. The Williston Warlocks are 9-3.
The Williston Warlocks π§ββοΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.Welcome to Provo Pirates vs. Traverse City Trash Cans. Round 13 of the tournament. The Provo Pirates currently have 10 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. The Traverse City Trash Cans currently have 10 wins and 2 losses. They can't afford to lose any more. Game on...
The starting lineup for the Provo Pirates consists of are Jacan Dovecote, Duncan Vance, Sorrel Karst, Colton Naw, and Percy Duchamp.
Playing for the Traverse City Trash Cans are are Esther Dovecote, Xavier Augenbrecht, Markus Tooth, Zefram Scoresby, and Zacharias Bones.
And that's the end of period 1; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 0.
Colton Naw slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 2.030436851153338 teeth.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 2.0686583994056185 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 3.500135427573647 teeth.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.1100878995860384 teeth.
Colton Naw cycles.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 3.169929831167572 teeth.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 2.9691449558520047 teeth.
None of you are free of sin!
Duncan Vance slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.6826443075262978 teeth.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 2.098758989072647 teeth.
Youch. Looks like that hurt.
The Provo Pirates's Sorrel Karst passes to Jacan Dovecote.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.9787714387726594 teeth.
Sorrel Karst does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw goes tape to tape.
Keeping the momentum going, Jacan Dovecote does the give-and-go to Colton Naw.
The Provo Pirates's Colton Naw passes to Jacan Dovecote.
Keeping the momentum going, Jacan Dovecote makes a pass to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.922419017943656 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.8557844473070142 teeth.
Zefram Scoresby slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.1345394332979841 teeth.
Percy Duchamp passes, Colton Naw picks it up.
What is this, a team of clowns.
Zacharias Bones does the give-and-go to Zefram Scoresby.
Colton Naw slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.627836242333124 teeth.
Zacharias Bones passed to Zefram Scoresby, setting up the score.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Zefram Scoresby.
Current score, Provo Pirates 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 1.
Jacan Dovecote exchanges.
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Keeping the momentum going, Duncan Vance does the give-and-go to Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 4.583916155405868 teeth.
Keeping the momentum going, Percy Duchamp goes tape to tape to Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.4916869206103676 teeth.
Colton Naw makes a clean pass to Duncan Vance.
Duncan Vance makes a pass to Percy Duchamp.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.5898487154175827 teeth.
Colton Naw was knocked out of the rink.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Keeping the momentum going, Duncan Vance makes a clean pass to Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp does the give-and-go.
The Provo Pirates's Colton Naw shoots, the puck goes wild, into Traverse City Trash Cans's net!
The score stands at Provo Pirates 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Jacan Dovecote makes a clean pass to Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 4.046072789659814 teeth.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.0835267865771014 teeth.
A pass by Percy Duchamp.
Good pass from Markus Tooth to Zacharias Bones.
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Duncan Vance slams in to Sorrel Karst and knocks out 5.281525964090367 teeth.
A pass to Percy Duchamp.
The Provo Pirates are keeping the pressure on.
You don't see that every day!
Sorrel Karst makes a filthy pass to Colton Naw.
Colton Naw passes to Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp makes a pass to Duncan Vance.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.253931293466746 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 6.232939417002159 teeth.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 5.089308357309394 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.445852795020813 teeth.
And that's the end of period 2; the score is Provo Pirates 0, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
The Provo Pirates are on the move
Colton Naw slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 13.767191547246359 teeth.
You saw it here, folks.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Zefram Scoresby slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 3.6859653882632446 teeth.
Ouch! Looks like that hurt.
Percy Duchamp passes to Colton Naw.
Percy Duchamp slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 1.7789280273296364 teeth.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Colton Naw.
The score stands at Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 2.
Well, that's embarassing. Colton Naw just managed to hit the hot puck into the Traverse City Trash Cans's goal!
Current score, Provo Pirates 1, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass, Duncan Vance picks it up.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 3.923434711615928 teeth.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Assist by Colton Naw, passing to Duncan Vance.
Scoring for the Provo Pirates, was Duncan Vance.
The score stands at Provo Pirates 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 3.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 1.437864294585691 teeth.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Percy Duchamp makes a filthy pass, Colton Naw picks it up.
Colton Naw makes a filthy pass to Percy Duchamp.
This is getting intense!
Keeping the momentum going, Zacharias Bones executes a clean pass to Xavier Augenbrecht.
A pass to Percy Duchamp.
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Duncan Vance slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.389953219693851 teeth.
A pass by Sorrel Karst.
Jacan Dovecote goes tape to tape, Colton Naw picks it up.
Duncan Vance slams in to Xavier Augenbrecht and knocks out 1.556740931743419 teeth.
Jacan Dovecote slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 1.524347510690221 teeth.
Sorrel Karst passes to Duncan Vance.
Colton Naw cycles to Percy Duchamp.
The puck is passed to Colton Naw.
The puck is passed to Percy Duchamp.
Scoring for the Traverse City Trash Cans, was Zacharias Bones.
Current score, Provo Pirates 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 4.
Sorrel Karst was knocked out of the rink.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Colton Naw sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Percy Duchamp.
Percy Duchamp sends the puck laterally. Picked up by Colton Naw.
A pass to Percy Duchamp.
Sorrel Karst is sent to limbo.
Sorrel Karst returns to the rink.
Good pass from Zefram Scoresby to Zacharias Bones.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 2.826288281007266 teeth.
Duncan Vance slams in to Esther Dovecote and knocks out 8.060054545963899 teeth.
Sorrel Karst slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 2.6960763222478565 teeth.
Colton Naw does the give-and-go.
Percy Duchamp takes a swipe, but the puck goes in the other team's net! A point for the Traverse City Trash Cans!
Current score, Provo Pirates 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 5.
Colton Naw slams in to Percy Duchamp and knocks out 4.681777978184471 teeth.
Colton Naw exchanges to Duncan Vance.
Colton Naw is sent to limbo.
Colton Naw returns to the rink.
Duncan Vance slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 2.185853296135814 teeth.
A pass to Colton Naw.
Xavier Augenbrecht slams in to Zacharias Bones and knocks out 3.822426362593989 teeth.
Esther Dovecote slams in to Markus Tooth and knocks out 1.5611778610761713 teeth.
Duncan Vance cycles.
And that's the end of period 3; the score is Provo Pirates 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 5.
Game over. Final score, Provo Pirates 2, Traverse City Trash Cans 5
The Traverse City Trash Cans are now 11-2. The Provo Pirates are 10-3.
The Provo Pirates π΄ββ οΈ are eliminated from the playoffs.